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Old 08-08-2012, 11:28 PM
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See I'm more likely to be the victim of crime then the perpetrator these days so this is how I solve the case that's different from the police let's say someone jacked my wallet (yea right):

Police will be using license plates and numbers and all this technology.

Whereas I will be using ideology. I will go after the type of person who took my wallet, even if I get the wrong person eventually they will all pay and they will be forced to shapen up.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:33 PM
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See I'm more likely to be the victim of crime then the perpetrator these days so this is how I solve the case that's different from the police let's say someone jacked my wallet (yea right):

Police will be using license plates and numbers and all this technology.

Whereas I will be using ideology. I will go after the type of person who took my wallet, even if I get the wrong person eventually they will all pay and they will be forced to shapen up.
I generally question acquaintances and family members of the victim first, and those with a record an MO for similar crimes to boot.
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Problems with crime?

Who you gonna call!?
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Old 08-09-2012, 12:35 AM
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:55 AM
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Whereas I will be using ideology. I will go after the type of person who took my wallet, even if I get the wrong person eventually they will all pay and they will be forced to shapen up.
So basically you're going to attack a lot of poor people? Yeah, this is a good idea...
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:37 AM
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I know this is a troll thread, but I'm gonna leave this right here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Trayvon_Martin
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I generally question acquaintances and family members of the victim first, and those with a record an MO for similar crimes to boot.
so do you just fit up one of them at random or is it the one who you like the least?? ..i'm guessing its the later.
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:08 AM
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Must be nice to go on the police record computer I bet there's a lot of wife beaters and crack puffers
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