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Old 07-25-2012, 05:17 AM
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Default who in here is an alcoholic

or "can stop whenever"

how much a day?
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:20 AM
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:32 AM
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Default Re: who in here is an alcoholic

I am.

Or was, I kind of stopped drinking much over the past couple of months.

I didn't take anything else, just booze. And fuck STD, that attention whore poser who thinks an aspirin and 270 mL of vodka is hardcore. Oh, and those withdrawal symptoms? They fuck you up son.
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:59 AM
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A couple of beers, two or three times a week.
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:26 AM
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1.5 liters of cheap wine and 2-3 24 oz cans of steel reserve every night. sometimes just get a box of wine and drink most if I wanna get real toasted
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:41 AM
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or "can stop whenever"

how much a day?
How many.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:34 AM
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I only drink 3 or 4 times a week, but when I do I polish off a half gallon vodka over a 13-14 hour period. They say it's not how often you drink that makes you an alcoholic, but it's if you can't so no after a drink or two. So I guess I'd be an alcoholic cause once I pop that bottle, I can't stop til it's gone.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:37 AM
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I start early in the morning a little more often than I should.. 6 am sees me grabbing beers or a bottle of tequila kinda often :/
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:45 AM
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My name is Food Product and I'ma....

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Old 07-25-2012, 11:15 AM
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It's OK Food! Be strong. We're all here for ya.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:19 AM
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Whenever i quit heroin for long periods of time, i usually end up turning to booze, drinking around 4 times a week.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:45 AM
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Definitely not.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:58 AM
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I only drink 3 or 4 times a week, but when I do I polish off a half gallon vodka over a 13-14 hour period. They say it's not how often you drink that makes you an alcoholic, but it's if you can't so no after a drink or two. So I guess I'd be an alcoholic cause once I pop that bottle, I can't stop til it's gone.
yeah that definition is retarded as fuck. alcoholics have physical withdrawals after a day of no drank due to drinking every fucking day for years.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:08 PM
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At least a six pack or more, as often as I can.
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:09 PM
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Lol alcoholism.
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:10 PM
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I am.

Or was, I kind of stopped drinking much over the past couple of months.

I didn't take anything else, just booze. And fuck STD, that attention whore poser who thinks an aspirin and 270 mL of vodka is hardcore. Oh, and those withdrawal symptoms? They fuck you up son.
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:18 PM
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I've tried to become an alcoholic many times but never did it right? Any tips
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:20 PM
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Not at all, I get chest pains when I drink more than a glass of wine.
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:54 PM
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I've tried to become an alcoholic many times but never did it right? Any tips
More money = more money for vodka = higher chance of becoming an alcoholic

Fault my logic? You cannot.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:12 PM
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If you've never had physical withdrawal symptoms you're not an alcoholic.

If you've not sure whether you've had them or not, you haven't.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:23 PM
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Default Re: who in here is an alcoholic

I drink about 3/4 a liter, 2-3 times a week. Although lately I haven't been buying, i can go without if I never pick up, but can never go without if it is on hand.
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Yea I have like a beer a day. Sometimes even two.
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Whenever i quit heroin for long periods of time, i usually end up turning to booze, drinking around 4 times a week.
LOL more like everyday .

Seeing as i'm going all inclusive i will be an alcoholic for one week starting from when i arrive tomorrow morning.
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LOL more like everyday .

Seeing as i'm going all inclusive i will be an alcoholic for one week starting from when i arrive tomorrow morning.
Haha! Nah, i can't drink two days in a row, really, the smell of booze when i'm hungover makes my stomach do fucking somersaults.
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Old 07-26-2012, 04:06 PM
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I drink once a week, usually around 12 beers.

Usually regret it.

Usually forget about it once saturday rolls around again.
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Old 07-26-2012, 04:27 PM
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I have two jugs of prison wine brewing in my closet. Fuck y'all.
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I only drink when I'm awake, never in my sleep, that shit can straight up kill you, so no, I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink a couple of days once a year from early January to late December. And I even rock climb and go spear fishing to stay in shape but it's pretty hard as I keep spilling my drink, or diluting it with water so I should probably take up a less active hobby like poker.
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Alcoholism is a broad term for problems with alcohol, and is generally used to mean compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of alcoholic beverages, usually to the detriment of the drinker's health, personal relationships, and social standing.

i meet the criteria for an alcoholic, though i don't drink every day.

though i have numerous times had withdrawals and negative health side effects and legal/social problems surrounding my drinking

I havn't been drinking for years and years but everyone I know and the legal system say I am an alcoholic.

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I drink beer a lot, but a true alcoholic to me is the people who drink the hard stuff daily. That takes dedication. Most people aren't cut out to be that kind of alcoholic.

People who think they're an alcoholic because they drink a few too many beers on a daily basis, and boast about being an alcoholic are just fucking attention whores.
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