Picked up a girl yesterday, and she has a bf! Meeting her Today

[trolly]

fdsafds

[Number13]

Just smash, if her boyfriend finds out smash him in the face.

[YoureATowel]

Maybe she likes to fuck. Everyone cheats bro. Get a piece of that.

[trolly]

Originally Posted by Number13

Just smash, if her boyfriend finds out smash him in the face.

This is my first time that a girl with a boyfriend would show interest in me I guess lol. Anything I should keep in mind?

I'm gonna be non-aggressive. I'm gonna try not to touch her or hug her or anything (basically not initiate physically)

[moron]

Originally Posted by trolly

I'll bring a voice recorder for you guys so we can analyze if I fuck up or not while meeting her

[trolly]

Originally Posted by moron

Lol isn't this the only way for me to get better

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by trolly

I saw a cute girl at the mall yesterday

ugh

[Synopix]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Michael Scott]

Trolly, my man. A few things.

The shoes line, even though it sorta worked, was really weird and awkward. It sounds like you were planning that one for a long time and she probably saw through it.

Secondly, yeah you're getting played. She's just going to get a free meal off of you and you'll probably never hear from her again.

HOWEVER...

You might as well just go ahead and throw up the hail mary, if you get to fuck her (not likely) then great, +1. But if she gives you the run around (very likely) then you just filled this bitches stomach for no reason.

But at least you got a date with her and gained some EXP points. keep trying and you might level up. /nerd

[tomjonesa22]

May e she just wants u to pay for her pizza

[Number13]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

then you just filled this bitches stomach for no reason.

Maybe she wants him to fill something else.

[adepti]

You gotta give him some credit. Atleast he is making the first baby steps. How many of you can do this shit on a daily basis?

So what if he pays for her pizza? Its probably $5 fucking dollars at most for christ sakes. We can safely assume his chances of fucking her are slim, but better than playing the lottery

How many chicks out there expect a fucking $50 steakhouse dinner and don't put out on the first date?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

HAHA, Michael Scott's advice. Yeah, ok. that kid has never been laid. You gotta play it smooth. Do a rape.

[Sir Cornwell]

If it costs him $5 to spend time interacting with a girl: how many minutes/years will it take him to recover financially?

[unstableasatable]

stop overtrhinking it and just go for it

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

The dialog you post is lol.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Trolly, my man. A few things.

The shoes line, even though it sorta worked, was really weird and awkward. It sounds like you were planning that one for a long time and she probably saw through it.

Secondly, yeah you're getting played. She's just going to get a free meal off of you and you'll probably never hear from her again.

HOWEVER...

You might as well just go ahead and throw up the hail mary, if you get to fuck her (not likely) then great, +1. But if she gives you the run around (very likely) then you just filled this bitches stomach for no reason.

But at least you got a date with her and gained some EXP points. keep trying and you might level up. /nerd

that's a good one, buddy

Originally Posted by trolly

Lol isn't this the only way for me to get better

uhm..

i guess? if you must? but i just think it's kind of strange to voice-record your convo with some stranger..besides, i personally would feel kind of bad for not asking for that person's permission

Originally Posted by adepti

You gotta give him some credit. Atleast he is making the first baby steps. How many of you can do this shit on a daily basis?

Yes, baby steps, trolly boi. Baby steps.

now dont forget to assign your skill points judiciously once you've levelled up

[ChinaCat]

How did it go?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Juice aint worth the squeeze. Take that 5 bucks buy su
4 lokos and go downtown.

[The Fuck Shit]

Go for it. No matter what u do.......dont forget the recorder.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

OP got caught by the girl's bf and was murdered.

So, are you mad at her for trying to cheat?

[jator]

Trust me bra, she knows all about the pizza bread

[broseph]

he fucked her behind the hotdog machine.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

HAHA, Michael Scott's advice. Yeah, ok. that kid has never been laid. You gotta play it smooth. Do a rape.

another one?

So I put all the advice I got from everyone and tested them out.

I've finally achieved my goal from being socially awkward - to getting laid. I did it in 7 days.

So I met up with a girl from a mall and scheduled to meet her the next day for lunch. Then we chilled together. She basically told me randomly, that she doesn't like me, and has no interest for me.

The new me, I told her, "that's cool, I'm not looking to have any more friends, thanks for letting me know now"

Then we were walking along the coast line.. and we starting touching each other. she was letting me hug her against those metal railings. I took her to a deserted shrub, forestry area.

I was stripping her. Mosquitos and shit, and itchy grass was fucking her up. But idk she was putting up with all that shit, that was amazing. She has nice B size boobs, for an asian. She has a really small body I held it with just two hands.

Don't wanna put in the details. But I fucked her - and damn she had a really small and tight pussy.

It was funny.. she didn't even wanna see my dick. That's cool.

And - after I was done - I had the feeling in my mind "I basically reached my goal, fuck her, I don't want her anymore"

I was so depressed when she rejected me, I was basically just gonna ask her "Why don't you like me? What did I do wrong?" but instead I was trying to do what I learned from zoklet - and not giving a shit. Either she gets the fuck out, or she gets fucked by me.

I hope this story will encourage people to try new tactics. It doesn't hurt to keep experimenting. I think it's fun too.

and BTW she instantly opened up afterwards - and was letting me touch her more when we were just sitting together waiting for the bus. At the start of the hang out date shit - she wouldn't even let me touch her - saying she felt weird.

[trolly]

Originally Posted by Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland

another one?

Lol, I was pretty inexperienced back then

I've learn since then and gotten better

I'd love to hear your guys stories. Maybe they're better than mine.

[BitterConflict]

Give her the dick.

Naw. She probably wants a free meal or thinks of you as a friend.

Don't ever get involved with a gurl that's TAKEN, because it can lead to some drama.

LOL Voice Recorder. You must be a high schooler.

Also, if this date fails, you can learn from this experience.