Following is a graphic demonstration utilizing a cucumber to simulate the penis.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Viewer discretion is advised.

http://vimeo.com/41126482


I've been watching everythingisterrible all night

ps can you still embed vimeo links?

[-SpectraL]

If a chick ever bit a guy's cock off she would be dead well before he bled out. Extremely lousy advice to give. Might as well just ask to be killed.

[Myxomatosis]

That was pretty hawt

[Piles of Crack]

The pissing/shitting on yourself and rubbing it on your face and arms is bound to work, that's usually a prison technique though.

[007GoldenShower]

lawl, spitting and drooling would get me going actually...

[adhesive tape]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

If a chick ever bit a guy's cock off she would be dead well before he bled out. Extremely lousy advice to give. Might as well just ask to be killed.

Bite off the testicles instead. All the bloody goodness, and a bitchload more pain to boot. There will be no murder unless the dude had a gun pointed at her while she was doing it.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

Bite off the testicles instead. All the bloody goodness, and a bitchload more pain to boot. There will be no murder unless the dude had a gun pointed at her while she was doing it.

Even biting those off would induce severe rage. The thing best thing she could do is put his balls in her mouth and keep crunching down on them until he lies down or gives up.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Better self-defense idea.

[Myxomatosis]

Even better:

[crazzyass]

Ahh, I thought you said stimulate, not simulate. This was not what I was expecting.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by crazzyass

Ahh, I thought you said stimulate, not simulate. This was not what I was expecting.

Yeah, I was expecting some chick to ram a cucumber down some dude's urethra (Kind've like that one video where the chick jams a dildo in and out of some dude's urethra )

Apparently the OP isn't good enough to find those kinds of videos, but hey, I'm not complaining

[Mantikore]

That little kid kicked ass!

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Even biting those off would induce severe rage. The thing best thing she could do is put his balls in her mouth and keep crunching down on them until he lies down or gives up.

I'm not sure if you actually have a pair, or have ever been struck in them if you do, so maybe you can't identify with the sensation. A solid, quick strike to the nuts is borderline blinding, stunning pain. You hurt, and you maybe even go down until the sensation numbs.

Someone bites your nuts in half, you don't have any room for rage, you're in pain that isn't going away because not only have your nuts been subjected to crippling pain, the nerves are now raw and exposed, and depending on how hard she pulled, you might even be hemorrhaging parts of your reproductive structure that were meant to be held in place by your scrotal sac.

Once the debilitating pain numbs, you still have the bleeding to worry about, assuming you haven't been bled unconscious before you recover.

The 'tard who claims they can go into a killer ninja-rage and use their hands to commit murder rather than stamp the extreme flow of blood between their legs despite that attack is full of shit or stupid enough to deserve the slow and humiliating death that comes from it.

[tuer502gt]

People get shot and keep fighting. People get blown up and keep going till they drop.

If someone ripped your balls or cock off I'm sure it would be no issue to destroy them.

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

People get shot and keep fighting. People get blown up and keep going till they drop.

If someone ripped your balls or cock off I'm sure it would be no issue to destroy them.

Too much Hollywood, man. There's no real way in fuck you're going to blow off the mutilation of one of the most sensitive nerve clusters in your body like it's nothing unless you've got something special going for you, like congenital analgesia.

[tuer502gt]

Yes there is.

[Infrared]

Damnit, I never thanked anyone in this thread! Wtf? Some mod or admin be fuckin' wit' mah shizz. Probably Unwyred. Couldn't just stop after ruining my crops, could you motherfucker?

[Figure-8]

Jesus. Just do what everyone else does.

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