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Old 05-25-2012, 11:41 PM
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Default I saw a lulzy bumper sticker today and I wanted to share it with BLTC

Its was a bumper sticker on the back of a truck. Actually, it wasnt a bumper sitcker, it was more of a flyer. It was big as shit is what Im getting at. Here is what it said:

"I cant pay my rent,
I cant pay my electirc bill,
I cant pay for auto insurance,
I cant pay my student loans,
I cant pay my medical bill,
I cant pay my taxes,
I cant pay my phone bill.
I cant pay for food,
I cant pay my child support...

But Im a crack smoking mother fucker"

I had lulz.
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:45 PM
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Bet he gets pulled over a lot!
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Old 05-26-2012, 12:00 AM
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Lulz!

It is a funny novelty - but, I would never put something like that on my car. I wouldn't put anything pertaining to drugs on my car. This may just be unfounded paranoia - but, I feel like that would almost be begging to get pulled over.
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Old 05-26-2012, 12:09 AM
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Lulz!

It is a funny novelty - but, I would never put something like that on my car. I wouldn't put anything pertaining to drugs on my car. This may just be unfounded paranoia - but, I feel like that would almost be begging to get pulled over.
Agreed. The guy is fuckin bonkers
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Old 05-26-2012, 12:19 AM
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LOL. Ten bucks says he HATES blacks.
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Old 05-26-2012, 04:39 AM
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Agreed. The guy is fuckin bonkers
haha@ bonkers!!! My family does a lot of drugs and they believe you should donate to the police department for the stickers. I don't think I agree with that. If they're gonna fuck with you, they're gonna fuck with you.
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Old 05-26-2012, 05:46 AM
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haha@ bonkers!!! My family does a lot of drugs and they believe you should donate to the police department for the stickers. I don't think I agree with that. If they're gonna fuck with you, they're gonna fuck with you.
If anything, that would make them more suspicious. It's an old trick. Best thing is to just have a nondescript car and blend in.
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Old 05-26-2012, 06:18 AM
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Saw one in the Keys that read something like:

If you know someone in prison for marijuana charges the you know a political prisoner.
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If anything, that would make them more suspicious. It's an old trick. Best thing is to just have a nondescript car and blend in.
I know a dope house with a neighborhood crime watch sticker on the door. Seems more conspicuous than not to me.
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Saw one in the Keys that read something like:

If you know someone in prison for marijuana charges the you know a political prisoner.
That would get ya pulled over to be fucked with
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Old 05-28-2012, 01:09 AM
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That would get ya pulled over to be fucked with
In most places in Florida yes, but not so much in the Keys.
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Old 05-28-2012, 01:17 AM
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Last bumper sticker I gave away was to a lawyer that said.
"bad cop, No donuts"

She put it on her SUV.

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