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Old 07-25-2012, 06:58 AM
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I heard about something, where something that could be connected to me, this guy got his house raided. Idk him though but someone I know does, and I don't want to get into it but it could be about me. I really don't know much about it, i'm trying to find out still. But from what I hear he wouldn't hesitate to tell them anything he knew, which couldn't get me charged but could get them looking at me. But some federal agency raided his house.

About the same time I met this girl. She isn't from around here, but I approached her so I wouldn't really suspect her of anything. I'm normally only really suspicious of someone who approaches me. But she is in school. I got her number, but for a while she wouldn't answer the phone. I left her some rude messages, but then like a week later she texts me being really nice, saying she has a friend I would like but she has too much going on to be with anyone. Seems strange but maybe I'm just being paranoid. I told her she could give her my number. And I may meet her but I think something is up. What should I look for?

Btw the first girl I've never said anything about any type of crimes to, but I figure they could have contacted her if somehow they figured out I was talking to her to try to get this other girl close to me.

EDIT: since I've never mentioned any crime and don't plan to, it would probably be really awkward for her to even bring it up to try to get me talking about it. But what about planting bugs or something in my car or house? Is that most likely the type of things she would be there for?

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dafuq? so some dude's house gets raided, then this chick texts you and now you think a federal agent's onto you?
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:31 AM
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She was test(ical)ing you brah, if you were all about the sex or not, also lulz fed.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:41 AM
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I expected this to be about Derision.
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It's very unlikely. Feds don't waste time on small shit, they have bigger fish to fry.

If anything she could be an informant.

But not likely.

You shouldn't admit shit to anyone not connected to your misdeeds anyway if you want to stay out of gaol.
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Old 07-25-2012, 10:56 AM
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Well, I guess you'll know if she tries getting you to talk about criminal shit. Then your only option is to fade 'dat ho.

But unless it is some MAJOR shit, I doubt they'd go that far to nail you.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:04 AM
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It's very unlikely. Feds don't waste time on small shit, they have bigger fish to fry.

If anything she could be an informant.

But not likely.

You shouldn't admit shit to anyone not connected to your misdeeds anyway if you want to stay out of gaol.
He actually said the reason his house was raided was because of something that could have come from me (maybe not) but like I said, I've never talked to him. But the person who did told him who it was. And I've heard before that if they raid your house they don't just leave empty handed unless you're working for them.

And after the stuff I said to the girl it doesn't make any sense that she would be like "he's a nice guy, i'm going to set him up with my friend."

I do know how rushed police investigations usually are, but then again I know of cases where guys spend years undercover.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:11 AM
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He actually said the reason his house was raided was because of something that could have come from me (maybe not) but like I said, I've never talked to him. But the person who did told him who it was. And I've heard before that if they raid your house they don't just leave empty handed unless you're working for them.

And after the stuff I said to the girl it doesn't make any sense that she would be like "he's a nice guy, i'm going to set him up with my friend."

I do know how rushed police investigations usually are, but then again I know of cases where guys spend years undercover.

Or they could leave empty handed if there was nothing illegal/criminal to fill their hands with before they left?
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Well if you are under investigation this is being recorded and logged and analysed somewhere.

Maybe her friend is like a psychologically trained cop to work on you further?

I'm going worst case scenario here.

I wouldn't excessively worry yet.

But I would not do anything illegal for a long time and cover your tracks well. Which is very hard if you are under surveillance, however that takes a lot of resources.

Best of luck man, I don't know what to add.
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Make her fall in love with you so she'll visit you in prison.

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not near enough information (too vague) for me to be of any help.
My guy got his shit raided over nothing too, that's the only reason I think I can be of any help.
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Yeah - I understand you don't want to get into specifics or anything, man. I get that. But, what you posted was waaay to fucking nebulous and vague. It's impossible to say anything is for sure.

Also, whocares - despite how funny it was - has a good point. Some guys house gets raided, a girl starts texting you and you think it's the FEDS?
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Default Re: Likely she is a federal agent?

She's not a federal agent, she is a girl who is annoyed by your incessant texting and clingyness.

You approached her, which means that she is just a random girl. Then you get her number and start texting, and she doesn't respond so you start sending rude messages to her?

In her mind she's thinking "oh god what have i got myself into", and then decided to get you out of her hair by giving you one of her "friends" numbers, who is probably a girl she doesn't really like. Now you can text her "friend" and start annoying her with text messages.

Badda bing badda boom.

And yes like everyone else here said, it's very vague what you wrote here. "some dudes house got raided that said its possible its my fault but he didnt say it i never met him but someone else told me it was him that said it and i dont know the guy but maybe he would tell them about me but feds and girl with texting feds and being nice feds feds feds"
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Be advised that SMS are Feds announced.
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You should bang her so at least you can say you banged a federal agent.
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Just talk to the girl. You can do that without admitting anything illegal, right? Shouldn't be too hard to determine her intentions if you talk to her long enough and ask the right questions.

Besides, all you really want is some pussy, so spit your game sans incriminating statements or move on to the next broad that's dumb enough to let you butter her biscuit.
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Stop trying to feel important. No one cares enough to be stalking you, lol.
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No. The FBI/DEA or any fed agency isn't smart enough to plant a girl somewhere knowing you'll approach her. They're not patient enough. You're being paranoid. Whatever you did, something tells me it's not that big, the feds wouldn't do something like this to a smaller fish.
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What did you do?
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lol he's just insinuating he's a ballar ballar /thread
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It's teh fedz bruh.

Here's how this goes. They knew you'd approach the girl because she looks like a skank. She was a civ planted there to entice you, then redirect you to an agent. Being intrigued and horny, you will comply. They've obviously found your weakness.

But here's the kicker. They wont arrest you. You're a fucking kingpin man, they don't want you in jail... they want you dead.

So the girl will get the definite evidence on you by whatever means possible, which means fucking/hypnotizing/drugging you as she see's fit. After the 'case' is built (ie after they cover their asses with evidence in case someone looks into what they've done) they'll take out your balla ass with a laz0r from a satellite.

Unfortunately, they are monitoring all your communications. So if they even allow this post to make it to you, they will kill you before you can take action (sans evidence, because who really needs that anymore).

So yeah, later dude. Hope the laser gets a clean kill so you don't feel too much pain.
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:32 AM
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Hey everyone, thanks for the comments but I think I was wrong.

But, at first she said it was her friend. She called me and didn't seem suspicious, but told me she was actually the girls sister. Idk why the other one wouldn't have just told me it was her sister instead of her friend. The other one has a kid, this one doesn't. She also goes to school and has a job. It just seemed odd at first.
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Do you know how to tell the difference between a lesbian in disguise and a straight girl?

They have totally different personalities.
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It's teh fedz bruh.

Here's how this goes. They knew you'd approach the girl because she looks like a skank. She was a civ planted there to entice you, then redirect you to an agent. Being intrigued and horny, you will comply. They've obviously found your weakness.

But here's the kicker. They wont arrest you. You're a fucking kingpin man, they don't want you in jail... they want you dead.

So the girl will get the definite evidence on you by whatever means possible, which means fucking/hypnotizing/drugging you as she see's fit. After the 'case' is built (ie after they cover their asses with evidence in case someone looks into what they've done) they'll take out your balla ass with a laz0r from a satellite.

Unfortunately, they are monitoring all your communications. So if they even allow this post to make it to you, they will kill you before you can take action (sans evidence, because who really needs that anymore).

So yeah, later dude. Hope the laser gets a clean kill so you don't feel too much pain.
This sounds about right.
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It's very unlikely. Feds don't waste time on small shit, they have bigger fish to fry.

If anything she could be an informant.

But not likely.

You shouldn't admit shit to anyone not connected to your misdeeds anyway if you want to stay out of gaol.
You have to understand when feds WILL take action.

Crimes involving multiple states.

Crimes states won't pick up on, that may or may not involve multiple states.

Counterfeit currency.

Anyways, don't talk about your crimes to any stranger...that's a good rule of thumb. If you honestly think she's a fed (lol), she can't obtain any kind of evidence against you if you don't give it. If you're really into some big time shit, you should really know better than to go opening your mouth anyways.

Keeping shit on the DL as they say, will most likely keep you out of jail. And also, typically 2 witnesses are needed to corroborate a story...if all they have is him, and no witnesses, and he's doing enough shit to get raided, any lawyer will rip into him viciously in court...they know they need more.

And if you're doing dirt, then make sure you know of lawyers, and keep their numbers on hand. You might need them...even though you're guilty of a crime, money does talk, and good lawyers talk as well. Even if found guilty, you can have spun enough of a good story that you get an extreme light sentence.
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You have either smoked too much bud or your retarded, confront the guy if your so worried.
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Yeah - I understand you don't want to get into specifics or anything, man. I get that. But, what you posted was waaay to fucking nebulous and vague. It's impossible to say anything is for sure.

Also, whocares - despite how funny it was - has a good point. Some guys house gets raided, a girl starts texting you and you think it's the FEDS?
^This. I'm reminded of the time I was tripping nutz on 25i and reading about the DEA busting UGL/EK/RCBay all up and arresting some clowns. That irrational, deep, and abiding paranoia.
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