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Old 05-10-2012, 03:18 AM
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Hypothetically, if you found a way to live forever, what would you do?

If I found some kind of way to live forever, I wouldn't tell anyone (not even my family). Too many problems would occur. The richest people would live and control forever while the middle and low class would go through the life cycles. The world would become overpopulated and the resources would get exhausted earlier.

I would live the life of a drifter. I would constantly move from place to place. I wouldn't keep long term relationships, because people would realize that I wouldn't die. I would get jobs to pay off any plastic surgeries or identity changes I would have to make. I would live life on the safe side to make sure I don't go to jail.
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:22 AM
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Just a passing comment, if you *do* want to live forever, I strongly advise that you do not do most of the things that I do.
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Old 05-10-2012, 02:33 PM
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Life inevitably ends in death. Although life and death appear as opposites, they have a mutual definition because without the one we would have no sense of the other. Death's looming presence grants us an awareness of life. If death did not exist, what remains could not be called life, at least not life by any definition that we might presently be familiar with.
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Old 05-10-2012, 02:42 PM
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I'd probably move to forks, go to school, meet a human girl, stalk her, marry her, impregnate her and then turn her into a vampire.
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:19 AM
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I've wondered about this a lot before, and while I've never figured out just what I might do with immortality I get the impression I'd just wander around, looking for knowledge to gain anywhere it can be found until the day I get bored and kill myself violently.
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:29 AM
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Shit in a pile and see how big I can make it. "Those are my shits" I'd say to people.
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:10 AM
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Wait so are you immortal as well, so like if someone cuts off your head you would have to walk around holding your head in your arms?
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:11 AM
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I'd probably move to forks, go to school, meet a human girl, stalk her, marry her, impregnate her and then turn her into a vampire.
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:59 PM
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Wait so are you immortal as well, so like if someone cuts off your head you would have to walk around holding your head in your arms?
Just pray the day doesn't come where some bitch you cheated on decides to cut off your cock... Imagine, living forever with no penis. It would be like hell on earth.

I'd probably do the same as OP, maybe learn construction and build a huge warren of underground tunnels for the youths of the future to explore/get lost in. Then I'd build giant caverns with 'abandoned' towns and cities, and plant strange 'artifacts' for people to find, and fuck with peoples heads while they're exploring.
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I'd do something and get sentenced to like 140 years in prison then just get out for the Lulz.
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Old 05-11-2012, 01:22 PM
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What if I told you that you could live forever?

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