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Old 05-11-2012, 01:00 PM
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Default Re: Why do women like criminals?

why do women like criminal men? I dont know. I'm sure on some level its comes back to the alpha-male thing.

I once dated a chick that was all into that shit. I told her that my buddy had a car shop that I loitered at (so that I could use all his shop tools to work on my project cars for free), and she assumed it was a chop-shop and that I had stolen cars in the past (both not true). I told her a truthful "no" with a smile and it got me laid, so it ended pretty good

who knows...mysteries of the universe....
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:24 PM
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Chi?

As in Chi chi? That fucking annoying kid from Melbourne?

I don't follow shit around here. Is he actually in jail?
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:30 PM
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Because some women just want the world to burn.
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I have to agree with KOW...also most bad boys are resorceful, charming, daring, exciting and make the woman work for their attention and affection. Those traits are desirable.
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:43 PM
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most bad boys are resorceful, charming, daring, exciting and make the woman work for their attention and affection. Those traits are desirable.


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what if you're an ugly "bad boy"?
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what if you're an ugly "bad boy"?
Then you're a beta who trolls teh internetz.

Being an ugly bad boy is like an ugly girl who happens to be a slut. Nobody wants that shit, yo.
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what if you're an ugly "bad boy"?
actually -- i've come to the conclusion that looks don't matter -- the size of your COCK does.
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:49 PM
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actually -- i've come to the conclusion that looks don't matter -- the size of your COCK does.
Only superficial bitches/whores do that.
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Default Re: Why do women like criminals?

a few reasons but mostly cuz they know they'll have more fun and excitement, and they know he'll likely be a real man that lives by his rules, instead of some poncy assed 'oh no i shouldn't do that, i might get in trubble. i must do as i'm told' whiny faggot.

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Old 05-11-2012, 08:00 PM
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Is Chi also Mayweather on here? How long will he be locked up for?
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:10 PM
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I don't necessarily feel that women are more inclined to date criminals/bad boys. I just think that different people like different things - and that no matter who you are, someone out there is going to be attracted to you.

There's no real science or psychology behind it. Some women like criminals, some don't.
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Is Chi also Mayweather on here? How long will he be locked up for?
If Chi is Chi Chi, he can't be locked up, he's a kid. To get locked up as a kid in Oz you need to kill some one or some shit.
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If Chi is Chi Chi, he can't be locked up, he's a kid. To get locked up as a kid in Oz you need to kill some one or some shit.
Chi is 18 (or 19 now?), and he isn't mayweather.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:21 PM
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Chi is 18 (or 19 now?), and he isn't mayweather.
Holy shit. I remember when the dude was like 5ft tall little skater kid meeting me to aquire some.......stuff.

To be fair, he was a stupid fucker. Wouldn't surprise me if he was in jail if he is 18.
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Chi is 18 (or 19 now?), and he isn't mayweather.
So what's the story behind his arrest?
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