Knowing my luck, despite being freshly showered and shaven, the chick would end up getting off during the festivities and for whatever reason blast a fart right in my mouth. I just don't like buttholes and try to avoid them at all costs.
I'll eat a girl out for as long as she wants me to, I just never travel south of the border.
that's alright then my ex wouldn't go down on a girl, claimed to have only tried once and didn't like it. I stopped the blowjobs eventually and tried bargaining, his reasoning being that cunnilingus didn't do anything for him, didn't turn him on and he didn't enjoy it. I asked if he thought I enjoy swallowing after he's eaten a steak or something other than pineapple/citrus, he asked why I did it and just didn't understand that sometimes you do things bc it gets your partner off
I would have pussy in my face rather than asshole, personal preference
I've always wondered what my reaction would be if my bf wanted me to put something up his ass I dunno mang, I just dunno
She would have to have a 10/10 ass and be really clean, like do it right after a long shower clean. I prefer taking a bite (not hard) of an ass cheek myself.
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if slutmeup ripped ass in my mouth I'd just breath it in and then whisper fart-laced sweet nothings in her ear
oh Hab, you make me lol
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I actually love performing cunnilingus. Doing that really turns me on for some reason, especially when it gets the girl to start bucking and grinding against my face and her legs start quivering. Getting a girl off during sex is satisfying, but doing so with just your lips and your tongue; that makes me want to strike a Captain Morgan pose.
I've never had any interest at all in any kind of anal sex/play though.
yeah, it's hot. too bad I have a boyfriend lol jk
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I don't feel comfortable talking about my sex life on the Internet. Fucking creeps.
lol nobody has sex with blacks, what are you on about
Knowing my luck, despite being freshly showered and shaven, the chick would end up getting off during the festivities and for whatever reason blast a fart right in my mouth. I just don't like buttholes and try to avoid them at all costs.
you gotta laugh of the irony there. he says he avoids buttholes at all costs then joins an organization full of assholes
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that's alright then my ex wouldn't go down on a girl, claimed to have only tried once and didn't like it. I stopped the blowjobs eventually and tried bargaining, his reasoning being that cunnilingus didn't do anything for him, didn't turn him on and he didn't enjoy it. I asked if he thought I enjoy swallowing after he's eaten a steak or something other than pineapple/citrus, he asked why I did it and just didn't understand that sometimes you do things bc it gets your partner off
I would have pussy in my face rather than asshole, personal preference
I've always wondered what my reaction would be if my bf wanted me to put something up his ass I dunno mang, I just dunno
you know what, i'm ok with rimming a girl if she's hot, and doing anal too. its not something i particularly have to do but i'm cool with it when it happens. however the idea of girls playing around with my butt i find kinda freakish. guys arses are all hairy and just seem dirty sort of. like not something that's a play thing like girls can be. if that makes sense, it does to me anyway.
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guys arses are all hairy and just seem dirty sort of. like not something that's a play thing like girls can be. if that makes sense, it does to me anyway.
that's exactly how I see it. however iirc Unwyred shaves pretty much everything... how would you feel about eating his ass?
What irony? How is it ironic to dislike the physiological anal sphincter and being an LEO? You're trying to make a play on words out of a play on words and it's a retarded stretch at best.
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seriously though, I know you're boring and all, but why don't you feel comfortable talking about your sex life? we have a sex and relationship forum full of people who love to talk about pretending they've had sex
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na, not into bestiality, especially with animals i eat for breakfast.
o i c u have police grudge. how about any other shaved-assed guy?
...we have a sex and relationship forum full of people who love to talk about pretending they've had sex
As others have said, she would probably have to be pretty damn hot, as well as being no more than maybe like 6 hours post-shower. Obviously not if she grunted out a deuce though. If those criteria were met, I'd get off on it pretty good. Oral sex is a big turn-on for me too, so licking the sugar off the ol' donut hole is a natural extension of that. Heh, "extension". Uhhh huhuhuh huhuhuh.
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Imagine sliding your tongue down the crack of that ass
Hell, I'd eat her ass too
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I find when staring at a hot ass it's hard not to want to shove my face in it. It's alluring.
Same thing with breasts that look like a hot ass.
Riiiiightt???!!!
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I actually love performing cunnilingus. Doing that really turns me on for some reason, especially when it gets the girl to start bucking and grinding against my face and her legs start quivering. Getting a girl off during sex is satisfying, but doing so with just your lips and your tongue; that makes me want to strike a Captain Morgan pose.
You and me both my man, 'cept I like my ass play. Oddly enough with my tongue more than my fingers
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It would depend on the girl, and how clean she was.
This + how drunk and or horny I was.
Long story short, probably, I'm kinda surprised I haven't yet.
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the other night i was having sex with my chick in our friend's bathroom and while she was bending over and i was eating her pussy i gave her whole region down there a good few licks over. Like from clit to top of asshole up and down the whole way. she loved every moment of it
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Re: Would you ever eat a girl's butthole?
Re: Would you ever eat a girl's butthole?
as long as she's freshly showered and everything is nice down there
lol jk 
