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Old 07-24-2012, 07:10 AM
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Some stupid fucking mod removed my last thread about this, even though it was a serious thread.

http://www.dateamillionaire.com/
http://www.seekingmillionaire.com/Australia/

Basically, there are sites which are just dating sites for millionaires. Could you sign up at one, put on some nice clothes, meet up with some gold digging whore, nail her and never talk to her again?
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:22 AM
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Some stupid fucking mod removed my last thread about this, even though it was a serious thread.

http://www.dateamillionaire.com/
http://www.seekingmillionaire.com/Australia/

Basically, there are sites which are just dating sites for millionaires. Could you sign up at one, put on some nice clothes, meet up with some gold digging whore, nail her and never talk to her again?
yeah, i dont think that would work. they would probably make sure youre actually rich. you got a rolex or a rolls-royce nigga? I didnt think so.
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:27 AM
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yeah, i dont think that would work. they would probably make sure youre actually rich. you got a rolex or a rolls-royce nigga? I didnt think so.
How the fuck would they do that? Make you take a screenshot of your bank balance?
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How the fuck would they do that? Make you take a screenshot of your bank balance?
You can often spot a rich fucker by his attitude


mimic that attitude and get yourself a limo ride around town, you might pull this off.
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Most millionaires aren't in limos. They aren't pushing rolls royces. They don't have a rolex. They dress and look like most upper middle class americans. 5 series bmw, watch that costs a couple thousand dollars and clothing that's in the couple hundred dollar range. I used to work at the best restaurant in boston, knew a lot of my clientele pretty well and that's what the dudes with a couple million look like.
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Most millionaires aren't in limos. They aren't pushing rolls royces. They don't have a rolex. They dress and look like most upper middle class americans. 5 series bmw, watch that costs a couple thousand dollars and clothing that's in the couple hundred dollar range. I used to work at the best restaurant in boston, knew a lot of my clientele pretty well and that's what the dudes with a couple million look like.
This is what I mean.

I mean an everyday rich guy, not a guy with a tuxedo and a monocle.
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Go for it.

Just remember to create and perfect a story beforehand. Brag about how weathly your family is and how you have your business. Brag that barely have to work anymore because your paying other people to do all the grunt stuff. Brag that your just enjoying life.

Then fuck the gold digger. After you finish, tell her you have a secret to tell her. Tell her your really just a loser with minimum wage/no job and post on zoklet 18 hours a day.
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Unless you can afford expensive restaurants and expensive hotel rooms.
It will never work.

It's going to be pretty obvious you're broke as fuck if you bring them to some shitty place to eat.
Or when you take them back to your parents basement.

Either way, would be cheaper to just use an escort service.
Less BS to deal with too.
Also people with real money (couple million in the bank is not rich), don't brag about their money.
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Fuck doing that, just dress up smart, real smart. Rent out a penthouse and go to a swanky bar. The whores will come to you, just fill their head with shit that your an up and coming investor, work in the London Stock Exchange blah blah. Be a cheap skate bastard and buy her one or 2 then go straight to the penthouse where you have plenty of cheap champagne stocked. Fuck her senseless and take loads of pics, preferably video the skank. When she rings you saying she's pregnant, laugh and tell the dumb bitch your a low paid machinist and that you have a REAL name and that apartment, you RENTED! Mission accomplished.

http://reservations.premierapartment...ckavailability

This should cost you no more than £120. The cost of an average night on the town if your use to snorting a 50 bag when drinking. Might try this myself one day.
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Most millionaires aren't in limos. They aren't pushing rolls royces. They don't have a rolex. They dress and look like most upper middle class americans. 5 series bmw, watch that costs a couple thousand dollars and clothing that's in the couple hundred dollar range. I used to work at the best restaurant in boston, knew a lot of my clientele pretty well and that's what the dudes with a couple million look like.
This is true. I knew a handful of people growing up whose parents were Bear Stearns types. Some of them lived in gated communities, million dollar houses, that kind of thing (but it was San Francisco, and the housing bubble was in full effect) but they looked like what you described. No Lambos or top hats, just enough luxury to be comfortable and the rest was probably in sound investments, rather than spent on flashy shit. Hence why they were rich.

Bragging about money and crazy spending on things that everyone thinks rich people have is for poor people who come across wealth suddenly, like rappers and athletes, and it's the reason so many of them go bankrupt.
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Get a bug stack of movie prop money and flash it/flip thru it. You could put a real 100 on the top. It might work even if she finds out. Some girls like con artists.
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If you are some kind of college age kid and or some kind of guy who can't get dates in real life, then it will be a dead giveaway that you ain't a millionaire.

Also, the girls on that site many of them actually want to get as much money from you (via allowance, expensive dinners, shopping, etc) without fucking you.

Do you really think you can walk in there, bring her to some half-ass restauraunt and then each of you go back to your apartment and fuck?

A lot of the girls on that sites are trained players. I say that because their goal is to extract as much $$$ from you without putting out.

I've been on a similar site with the intention of getting laid. The result? I spent over $200 on the first date and got nothing

Tokerface, your not ready for this shit bro. You're too much of a pussybitch to use an escort (remember your previous threads) and you don't have the financial ability to work your way into a sugar baby relationship
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Sounds like a plan bro.
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Go for it.

Just remember to create and perfect a story beforehand. Brag about how weathly your family is and how you have your business. Brag that barely have to work anymore because your paying other people to do all the grunt stuff. Brag that your just enjoying life.

Then fuck the gold digger. After you finish, tell her you have a secret to tell her. Tell her your really just a loser with minimum wage/no job and post on zoklet 18 hours a day.
Sounds like a good way to get charged with rape
Take em out, fuck em , steal some shit and never call again
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If you are some kind of college age kid and or some kind of guy who can't get dates in real life, then it will be a dead giveaway that you ain't a millionaire.

Also, the girls on that site many of them actually want to get as much money from you (via allowance, expensive dinners, shopping, etc) without fucking you.

Do you really think you can walk in there, bring her to some half-ass restauraunt and then each of you go back to your apartment and fuck?

A lot of the girls on that sites are trained players. I say that because their goal is to extract as much $$$ from you without putting out.

I've been on a similar site with the intention of getting laid. The result? I spent over $200 on the first date and got nothing

Tokerface, your not ready for this shit bro. You're too much of a pussybitch to use an escort (remember your previous threads) and you don't have the financial ability to work your way into a sugar baby relationship
Yes, maybe cause it's a dating site? I'm saying just walk into a bar and go for the nicest looking girl in there. I don't care, it would work.
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Fuck doing that, just dress up smart, real smart. Rent out a penthouse and go to a swanky bar. The whores will come to you, just fill their head with shit that your an up and coming investor, work in the London Stock Exchange blah blah. Be a cheap skate bastard and buy her one or 2 then go straight to the penthouse where you have plenty of cheap champagne stocked. Fuck her senseless and take loads of pics, preferably video the skank. When she rings you saying she's pregnant, laugh and tell the dumb bitch your a low paid machinist and that you have a REAL name and that apartment, you RENTED! Mission accomplished.

http://reservations.premierapartment...ckavailability

This should cost you no more than £120. The cost of an average night on the town if your use to snorting a 50 bag when drinking. Might try this myself one day.
Thats a good idea, I'm game.
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LOL well take this guy i work with for example. He went to a funeral, all suited up obviously, and went into town after it. Once he was in a bar he got talking to some really hot girl, or so he says. Cut a long story short he said he was a semi professional footballer or some shit for some team she didn't even support or fucking know for that matter. He blagged her saying he had a girlfriend, that it's not working out blah blah. This, made her more determined, he ended up back her place smashing the fuck out of her. Lol after exchanging numbers she told him she had a boy friend and he told her he wasn't a footballer! Thing is she said she would have banged him regardless, LIES, but still...Good job.
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