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Old 05-11-2012, 08:48 PM
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Default I think one of my former teachers is a satan worshiper.

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I Swear on my life, this is not a troll thread. He was an economics teacher.

The reason(s) I think that he worships "satan" is becuase one time he did like some matmatical equasion (i wasnt paying that much ATTN), but the "answer" was 666. He could have picked ANY random numbers for that equation, but he obviously chose to make the answer 666. Also, whenever he illustrated the number two, he would raise his index and pinky finger, (like to illustrate the horns of satan).




I know this guy is a "satan" worshoper. How should I go about exposing him? [i graduated from the High School he teaches at in 200?)
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Default Re: I think one of my former teachers is a satan worshoper.

The above method of hot coals and rats seems like it would be suitable to illicit a confession...
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:17 PM
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Do you believe he's hurting anybody?
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:26 PM
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Do you believe he's hurting anybody?
No, I just belive that a satan worshiper is "teaching" some High School students, at the same high school I went to, and I was in HIS CLASS, and he made the tests REALLY HARD. Like half of the people who attened his econ class with me, also went to summer school with me for also failing his stupid class. The asshole only teaches just to make some side money, the fucker even sells bagels and sodas during lunch hour. (he openly bragged about how he rents appartments, etc) and to push his satanist veiws on innocent adolesenants. He must be stoppped.
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No, I just belive that a satan worshiper is "teaching" some High School students, at the same high school I went to, and I was in HIS CLASS, and he made the tests REALLY HARD. Like half of the people who attened his econ class with me, also went to summer school with me for also failing his stupid class. The asshole only teaches just to make some side money, the fucker even sells bagels and sodas during lunch hour. (he openly bragged about how he rents appartments, etc) and to push his satanist veiws on innocent adolesenants. He must be stoppped.
Who gets their personal beliefs from high school teachers? He's not even a cool teacher, it's not like any of those little bastards listen to him.
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lol.

probably some, a little bit sad, metal fan.
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:36 PM
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What drugs are you smoking, and where can I get some?
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whenever he illustrated the number two, he would raise his index and pinky finger, (like to illustrate the horns of satan).
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expose him?

what the hell do you think is going to happen to him?

who cares if he worships a fantasy mythical figure... that's his business... and a childish one, too.
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:52 PM
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Throw holy water on him in front of the class. If he's a Satanist his skin will melt off and nobody will doubt you anymore.

I recommend getting the double strength holy water for satan ousting, otherwise known as H2SO4.
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where does he live, i would love to burn a satan worshipper just to show them what its like afterwards
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He was an economics teacher.

... and has a shitload of money

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Nobody actually worships Satan except for teenage posers who haven't looked into Satanism at all. He's probably just infatuated with the concept. You're infatuated with money, OP - that doesn't mean you're a millionaire. Capiche?
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Nobody actually worships Satan except for teenage posers who haven't looked into Satanism at all. He's probably just infatuated with the concept. You're infatuated with money, OP - that doesn't mean you're a millionaire. Capiche?
Yeah...that actualy makes sense. Thanks for tellin me that.
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dunno, what would Jennifer do?
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dunno, what would Jennifer do?
Thanks for makin me think about her.
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God bless his heart. He's a Satanist.
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Nobody actually worships Satan except for teenage posers who haven't looked into Satanism at all. He's probably just infatuated with the concept. You're infatuated with money, OP - that doesn't mean you're a millionaire. Capiche?
holy fuck stop saying capiche you annoying retarded little shit
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You shouldn't be surprised,lot's of people worship Satan.











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Nobody actually worships Satan except for teenage posers who haven't looked into Satanism at all. He's probably just infatuated with the concept. You're infatuated with money, OP - that doesn't mean you're a millionaire. Capiche?
Now what's the difference between infatuation and worship.

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No, I just belive that a satan worshiper is "teaching" some High School students, at the same high school I went to, and I was in HIS CLASS, and he made the tests REALLY HARD. Like half of the people who attened his econ class with me, also went to summer school with me for also failing his stupid class. The asshole only teaches just to make some side money, the fucker even sells bagels and sodas during lunch hour. (he openly bragged about how he rents appartments, etc) and to push his satanist veiws on innocent adolesenants. He must be stoppped.
Bagels? Is that a big seller in highschool these days? I mean if I was going to sell 2 things only to people in high school one of them would not be bagels.
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