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Old 08-11-2012, 03:51 AM
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i have been considering trying meth, and wanted to know you guy's opinions on meth. will i be instantly hooked on it if i took say 50mg? what would help with the comedown too? i was gonna smoke it.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:49 AM
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i wouldn't recommend it -- you're going to regret it once it starts wearing off... you'll probably start fiending for more like a little cunt.

but if you do go ahead and do it, make sure you have plenty of beers to drink and a bit of weed to smoke afterwards.
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I snorted it a few times. I didn't become addicted, but then again I'm not a trashy weak willed fuck like %99 of the population. If you've ever had addiction problems in the past, I wouldn't fuck with it.
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I snorted it a few times. I didn't become addicted, but then again I'm not a trashy weak willed fuck like %99 of the population. If you've ever had addiction problems in the past, I wouldn't fuck with it.
addiction is for the weak minded, i doubt id have a problem with it
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addiction is for the weak minded, i doubt id have a problem with it
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ok lol, ive smoked crack a week straight before and have had no withdrawls
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Sure smoke .4 snort .1

the comedown will be scary though just to warn you. Nothing like a-pvp or MDPV though that's for goddamn sure.

If you do freak out when you come down take 300mg of 5-htp and some L-tyrosine camomile helps to as well as benzo's. If you dislike the withdrawl I recommend hard alcohol and marijuana this is the only scenario when I would advocate seroquel to help sleep/increase appetite.

Eat lots of fruit and wheat bread.
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ok lol, ive smoked crack a week straight before and have had no withdrawls
You don't get withdrawals from crack......
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You don't get withdrawals from crack......
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ok lol, ive smoked crack a week straight before and have had no withdrawls
I would argue that Methamphetamine is not the same drug as crack, and a couple days on meth is probably the same as smoking crack for a week. Meth will fuck with your pleasure center more in the long term. Many people have claimed to be able to resist, but it's hard to "pipe dream" only once. The farther you go, the harder it is to come back.
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What it comes down to is do you want to be a fiend when you come down? (smoke Crack)

Do you want to completely lose it mentally when you comedown. (smoke Meth)

Do you want to feel sick like you have aids when you come down (smoke black)


Do you want to be lazy yet content yet healthy and yourself (smoke weed)


I would suggest smoking weed.
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Sure smoke .4 snort .1

the comedown will be scary though just to warn you. Nothing like a-pvp or MDPV though that's for goddamn sure.

If you do freak out when you come down take 300mg of 5-htp and some L-tyrosine camomile helps to as well as benzo's. If you dislike the withdrawl I recommend hard alcohol and marijuana this is the only scenario when I would advocate seroquel to help sleep/increase appetite.

Eat lots of fruit and wheat bread.
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Sure smoke .4 snort .1

the comedown will be scary though just to warn you. Nothing like a-pvp or MDPV though that's for goddamn sure.

If you do freak out when you come down take 300mg of 5-htp and some L-tyrosine camomile helps to as well as benzo's. If you dislike the withdrawl I recommend hard alcohol and marijuana this is the only scenario when I would advocate seroquel to help sleep/increase appetite.

Eat lots of fruit and wheat bread.
Is that you in your display pic? White trash piece of shit. The comedown will be "scary" the fuck you talking about? You'll be feeling a bit down but that's when you start drinking yourself to sleep.
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'white trash' hehe ok you tin-foil toothed buck nigger. From now on I will call you 'Prell' like that nasty ass shampoo. I am glad I wandered into this thread, I made a new friend.
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going back on topic, so weed will help out with the comedown?
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I dont recall comedown being too much of a problem, and I've done meth like maybe 40 times? maybe less....It does last more than a day though, at least for me. And though comedown isn't a big deal, as the drug wanes my mind begins to be consumed with lustful thoughts, almost a compulsive need to fuck. I describe it as 'my mind being on fire'. But since I am on speed, my body will not cooperate. I get speed dick, and during the times when I am the horniest and most interested in doing wierd stuff with the old lady, I just cannot physically do anything about it. My dick becomes a tiny, shriveled morsel, pale white and completely dead. That is why I quit doing meth, it was just humiliating to be in such a state.
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lets take this time to think about the choices we
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we dont have to make that choice ( to use drugs )

especially you OP, but just concentrate very hard
and maybe you will decide at your own will

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that I still respect you as a human being

and that we all make decisions and some of us have made 
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that is what makes the world go around
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I would argue that Methamphetamine is not the same drug as crack
I would hope so, considering they aren't the same drug.
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I smoked some yabba in asia. I wasn't hooked but I did end up smoking more than I originally planned....It's some baaad shit but not exactly meth either. Just dodgy asian speed in a little red pill.
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Is that you in your display pic? White trash piece of shit. The comedown will be "scary" the fuck you talking about? You'll be feeling a bit down but that's when you start drinking yourself to sleep.
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Smoking meth is terrible for your gums and teeth. Have you heard of meth mouth? Most drugs have their risks exaggerated. The side effects of meth are terrible and very real, and don't receive enough exposure. Unlike many other drugs, it is NOT safe at all. Don't let someone on Zoklet convince you that meth is okay to use. I suggest you never try it.

https://www.google.com/search?q=meth...w=1054&bih=568
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There's this blue stuff you should try....jk
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The math?

She can be bad with the meth.
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what is the comedown from meth like?
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what is the comedown from meth like?
literal insanity.

that's why it's always good to have a beer to drink and a bit of bud to smoke afterwards.
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literal insanity.

that's why it's always good to have a beer to drink and a bit of bud to smoke afterwards.
SO true. Beer and weed is like an anti-insanity potion.
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meth makes you post crazy stuff on totse and gets you a small to small-medium sized cult following online until your life is so ruined you have to join the military to get away from it all and then your online persona becomes boring and you arent around as much and then you have a kid and get married but you have to go to afghanistan and turn into an angry alcoholic when you come home who craves meth on a daily basis even though its been years but you cant risk failing a piss test so you just drink more and more and work harder which gets you promoted to sergeant which brings on lots of stress and even less time to spend with your wife and son because you have to get the soldiers ready to go to afghanistan again but youre a miserable wreck so you drink more and buy a lot of lottery tickets
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meth makes you post crazy stuff on totse and gets you a small to small-medium sized cult following online until your life is so ruined you have to join the military to get away from it all and then your online persona becomes boring and you arent around as much and then you have a kid and get married but you have to go to afghanistan and turn into an angry alcoholic when you come home who craves meth on a daily basis even though its been years but you cant risk failing a piss test so you just drink more and more and work harder which gets you promoted to sergeant which brings on lots of stress and even less time to spend with your wife and son because you have to get the soldiers ready to go to afghanistan again but youre a miserable wreck so you drink more and buy a lot of lottery tickets
That is what meth does to you.
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I am quite disappointed at how Windows Usability has been going backwards and the program management groups don’t drive usability issues.

Let me give you my experience from yesterday.

I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack … so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.

The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.

This site is so slow it is unusable.

It wasn’t in the top 5 so I expanded the other 45.

These 45 names are totally confusing. These names make stuff like: Cocuments and SettingsbillgMy DocumentsMy Pictures seem clear.

They are not filtered by the system … and so many of the things are strange.

I tried scoping to Media stuff. Still no moviemaker. I typed in movie. Nothing. I typed in movie maker. Nothing.

So I gave up and sent mail to Amir saying – where is this Moviemaker download? Does it exist?

So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated.

They told me to go to the main page search button and type movie maker (not moviemaker!).

I tried that. The site was pathetically slow but after 6 seconds of waiting up it came.

I thought for sure now I would see a button to just go do the download.

In fact it is more like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?

So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.

Doesn’t Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?

Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.

This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.

So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn’t use it for anything else during this time.

What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.

Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night — why should I reboot at that time?

So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it. Of course that meant completely getting rid of all my Outlook state.

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Update again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

At some point I get told I need to go get Windows Media Series 9 to download.

So I decide I will go do that. This time I get dialogs saying things like “Open” or “Save”. No guidance in the instructions which to do. I have no clue which to do.

The download is fast and the install takes 7 minutes for this thing.

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Moviemaker is just not there at all.

So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.

I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.

I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.

I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.

So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven’t run Moviemaker and I haven’t got the plus package.

This is what meth did to my friend Bill (who sent this email to everyone he knows, family AND coworkers.)
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I am quite disappointed at how Windows Usability has been going backwards and the program management groups don’t drive usability issues.

Let me give you my experience from yesterday.

I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack … so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.

The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.

This site is so slow it is unusable.

It wasn’t in the top 5 so I expanded the other 45.

These 45 names are totally confusing. These names make stuff like: Cocuments and SettingsbillgMy DocumentsMy Pictures seem clear.

They are not filtered by the system … and so many of the things are strange.

I tried scoping to Media stuff. Still no moviemaker. I typed in movie. Nothing. I typed in movie maker. Nothing.

So I gave up and sent mail to Amir saying – where is this Moviemaker download? Does it exist?

So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated.

They told me to go to the main page search button and type movie maker (not moviemaker!).

I tried that. The site was pathetically slow but after 6 seconds of waiting up it came.

I thought for sure now I would see a button to just go do the download.

In fact it is more like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?

So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.

Doesn’t Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?

Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.

This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.

So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn’t use it for anything else during this time.

What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.

Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night — why should I reboot at that time?

So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it. Of course that meant completely getting rid of all my Outlook state.

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Update again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

At some point I get told I need to go get Windows Media Series 9 to download.

So I decide I will go do that. This time I get dialogs saying things like “Open” or “Save”. No guidance in the instructions which to do. I have no clue which to do.

The download is fast and the install takes 7 minutes for this thing.

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Moviemaker is just not there at all.

So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.

I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.

I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.

I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.

So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven’t run Moviemaker and I haven’t got the plus package.

This is what meth did to my friend Bill (who sent this email to everyone he knows, family AND coworkers.)
dafuq? xD
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Now that's some funny shit right there.
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Thanks again for the help! I'm off to download ridiculous amounts of porn late into the night until the early morn'. I've got an entire box of Kleenex and a near-full bottle of KY lube. By the time the sun rises my wang will be so slippery I'll have to tie a string around the base and wrap it around my wrist a la soap-on-a-rope. Before I came up with that Ding-a-Ling-on-a-String idea (patent pending, bitches) I'd often squeeze too hard and it'd cause my hand to fly off and most of the time I'd be unable to regain control of it due to its Superman-like speed (unable to give an exact speed measurement, every radar gun I've tried was only good enough for major league baseball pitchers or for police to bust speeders. I have never found one that can display more than 3 or 4 digits, which would be fine if they would develop one for measuring objects accelerating at such high rates that renders the naked human eye useless and unable to see anything more than an occasional split-second flash that one would have to be aggressively looking for to even see that much. Such a high-tech gadget sounds like it would be expensive and would have to be quite large and heavy with all the wires and guts needed for such a task not to mention to be able to have a display screen that is big enough to even show the resulting figures that you'd have to type into google to even know the name of, as well as show them in a font size that can be easily read. I understand no one wanting to put so much money into developing a speed gauge gun that the average person has no use for due to the dangerously low population of meth users and even lower pop. of meth users that are at the age of their sexual peak and lucky enough to still actually possess a sex drive despite the heavy and long term drug use and prefer to take advantage of their high speed connection, computer savvyness, and capitalize on meth's effects to achieve orgasms so mindblowingly pleasuring and euphoric that cause even life-long athiests to consider and oftentimes fully embrace religion with an intense fear of God even if they've never once considered the possibility of a higher power, with the only single solitary reason for this being that the meth-fueled kitten killing activity resulted in an orgasm that no previously non-spiritual human could even allow themselves to believe possible without the existence of an all-powerful creator of the universe, life, and the ability to make the impossible a reality as well as make reality into nothing; because without God's existence then such an explosion of pleasure and ejaculate for a bodybuilder stranded on a desert island to maintain his muscle mass without losing an ounce for an entire month as long as he waters the protein-packed balljuice of life down and doesn't consume it by itself as the salt content is several times the daily requirement and could cause health problems down the line, not to mention would overpower the deliciousness of the rest of the love mayonnaise as well. The God-fearing quality occurs at nearly the exact same rate as the spiritual transformation after experiencing the orgasms because after experiencing such a powerful genital-focused ego-destroying feeling after living a life with a closed mind that only accepted what could be proven it is hard to imagine something even stronger than what was just experienced, and thus can only assume that this is the exact feeling that the lord himself experiences when he blows a load. And since it is understood that God is the supreme one, you'd be dumb to NOT be deeply afraid of His wrath, as you are poisoning your body with a chemical that rids you of many basic mortal human needs to live. Many do that and don't worry about the man upstairs and most of the time are right to not worry. But when you are doing that as well as busting a nut the exact same way as the universe's creator, the absolute top of the totem pole, the one solely responsible for even allowing you to have any emotion and feeling in the first place, then you are going too far with the free will that he gave you by using it to consume man-made chemicals, which also are only possible because of His gift of free will, and using it to bypass the basic requirements for human survival while at the same time enhancing nearly every attribute that He gave man and maxing them out completely and then use this time of temporary near-immortality to experience things that only God Himself was capable of...then you better bet that He will not be pleased. It is comparable to Adam and Eve eating the apples off the tree when they weren't supposed to even though they were given everything else and lived in perfection. You do a lot of meth and fight through the shrunken speed-dick and put in enough time and effort and manage to concentrate on getting off long enough to do so while fighting through the exhaustion that even meth can't prevent and when the finish is near there is no half-assing and still give it everything you've got and assuming that even after all it took to reach that point "everything" is somehow still much more than it is without drugs but with decent preparation and everything perfect, and refuse to let up even the slightest bit while your body is on the brink, then not only refuse to let up even when it's basically guaranteed but then proceed to kick it up yet another notch by speeding up even more as well as adding in the other hand to stimulate the balls while at the same time focusing on whatever is being used as material to work to as much as possible and keeping all this up until the load is blown, then not forgetting to follow through completely just like in other sports and fighting through the oversensitivity of the unholy head of your wang and continuing to jerk while you are in the process of emptying out and gradually slowing to a complete stop where you then just lay/lean back and simply enjoy what it'd be like if you were God and just gotten head from the hottest most perfect female which you personally created for no other reason than to relieve you sexually and just the way you wanted it....then it's hard to come up with even a single minor reason at all to not be scared of God. As a male, he will take it as a threat to his alpha-male status that he has held onto literally forever and you can bet he will do what he feels is needed to keep it. After all, he made you. He can end you. Meth or not, there is only one true God. And he doesn't need meth to be it.

The moral of the story is, if you're going to get tweaked out and jerk off, then try not to enjoy it too much. Otherwise God will kill you, regardless of your religion or lack thereof prior to doing the meth.

Meth. Cum like the lord.
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I never came down offo f meth...I never fiended for it, wanted any more...Fuck, after that G was gone (I've only smoked a gram one time, over like 2 or 3 days). After that I really didn't want any anymore, it's a shit drug. I don't see how people become hooked on it.
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I never came down offo f meth...I never fiended for it, wanted any more...Fuck, after that G was gone (I've only smoked a gram one time, over like 2 or 3 days). After that I really didn't want any anymore, it's a shit drug. I don't see how people become hooked on it.
lmao if you did a g in 3 days and didn't come down you had shit crystal.
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