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Old 05-18-2012, 07:16 AM
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I have found eating while working out to be most effective.

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Le sigh...

What do you like to eat when you work out?
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Go to an all you can eat buffet with two massive dumbbells and take advantage of them.
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I like to stuff my face with donuts, whipped cream and chocolate milk. My God, is it me or is whipped cream straight out of the can the best thing ever? I don't mean the imitation stuff, I mean 100% heavy cream with nitrous oxide and sugar. And then you hit the nitrous for a little "high." It's like heaven in a can.
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It is effective and it needs to be high in sugar to provide a constant "boost" to the system.
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I like to stuff my face with donuts, whipped cream and chocolate milk. My God, is it me or is whipped cream straight out of the can the best thing ever? I don't mean the imitation stuff, I mean 100% heavy cream with nitrous oxide and sugar. And then you hit the nitrous for a little "high." It's like heaven in a can.
I wouldn't buy whipped cream if it weren't for nitrous oxide and promiscuous women.
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[quote=Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey;3594016] My God, is it me or is whipped cream straight out of the can the best thing ever?/QUOTE]

You must be a fat piece of shit.

I do eat while lifting though. Mostly because of a lot of the lifting I do is while chillin' in my bedroom
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No, I am not, in fact, a fat piece of shit.
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The thing about eating while working out is that you need your caloric intake to just equal your caloric burn. This is easier to accomplish than it sounds, as when you gain weight your body needs to burn more energy to move. On the otherhand, as your fitness improves, you may find you burn less energy overall, but that's inevitable.

I myself have been eating and running for nigh on 4 months now. Its something I love, but its not a lifestyle I would want my kids to have. I usually spend 12-13 hours a day on the road, eating and running. Some tips I would offer anyone new to the lifestyle:
Pretty much everything you need can be stored in a backpack and transported with you
Gas station shops are a lifesaver, but bring cloth shopping bags as the plastic ones tear while you're moving, usually at the worst possible time
Natural precipitation, rain, etc will take care of most of your hygeine needs (once you get used to not wiping "down there" it becomes second nature and you wonder why you ever bothered with toilet tissue)
If you can do your business standing up then that's a real timesaver. Again, once you get used to it its just second nature.
Most police, etc don't bother you if you act polite and just passstraight through town.

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No, I am not, in fact, a fat piece of shit.
Bullshit, I know you're a fat mothafucka
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The thing about eating while working out is that you need your caloric intake to just equal your caloric burn. This is easier to accomplish than it sounds, as when you gain weight your body needs to burn more energy to move. On the otherhand, as your fitness improves, you may find you burn less energy overall, but that's inevitable.

I myself have been eating and running for nigh on 4 months now. Its something I love, but its not a lifestyle I would want my kids to have. I usually spend 12-13 hours a day on the road, eating and running. Some tips I would offer anyone new to the lifestyle:
Pretty much everything you need can be stored in a backpack and transported with you
Gas station shops are a lifesaver, but bring cloth shopping bags as the plastic ones tear while you're moving, usually at the worst possible time
Natural precipitation, rain, etc will take care of most of your hygeine needs (once you get used to not wiping "down there" it becomes second nature and you wonder why you ever bothered with toilet tissue)
If you can do your business standing up then that's a real timesaver. Again, once you get used to it its just second nature.
Most police, etc don't bother you if you act polite and just passstraight through town.

Best of luck OP welcome to the life.
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I like to stuff my face with donuts, whipped cream and chocolate milk. My God, is it me or is whipped cream straight out of the can the best thing ever? I don't mean the imitation stuff, I mean 100% heavy cream with nitrous oxide and sugar. And then you hit the nitrous for a little "high." It's like heaven in a can.
Whipped cream is the shit, Jim.
However, I don't like the whole getting high part. You made a post several moments ago suggesting all drug users should be executed. While I agree from a practical and completely non-personal perspective, this would then mean you would effectively need to kill yourself to fulfill this statement.
Why the suicide thoughts, Jim? Care to talk about this?
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I have found eating while working out to be most effective.
I actually find it quite ineffectual when trying to indulge in a good, hearty meal.
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i actually find it quite ineffectual when trying to indulge in a good, hearty meal.
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Whipped cream is the shit, Jim.
However, I don't like the whole getting high part. You made a post several moments ago suggesting all drug users should be executed. While I agree from a practical and completely non-personal perspective, this would then mean you would effectively need to kill yourself to fulfill this statement.
Why the suicide thoughts, Jim? Care to talk about this?
Nitrous Oxide has never been a controlled narcotic in the USA. It is no more of a drug than gasoline or paint thinner (neither of which I have ever or will ever ingest).
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