Does anyone actually wear these things--in a non-ironic manner, that is?
They tend to be cheap and plentiful in Alaska, since Hawaii is popular tourist destination for Alaskans. So they get these, buy one , get home and give it to a thrift shop when they realize they will probably never wear it.
I seem to recall they were popular in the fifties, and may have enjoyed a resurgence in the 70s.
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Suddenly my sales adviser looked me dead serious in the eye and said, in dead serious tones ...
'' as your sales adviser, I advice you to get ourselves some hi-capacity, mil-spec duffel baggs, a nondescript, gray station wagon with formidable horses-power, a few baggs of hi-quality organically grown Grass, '' and then he went into his silent thinking mode again .... and in the midst of the dead silence, he derped
''and a few hawaiian shirts. We must have hawaiian shirts ''
Compelling suggestions from Meta thar. Why not ???
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There he was, alf uey thru the thread, on the edge of his seat ..... when the meadds ... spunned in his face.
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I don't get it. It mentions Hawaiian shirts, but I still don't get it.
What the fuck?
oh ... ok .... your retarded. so ...
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[SCENE : Black screen]
*sounds of clothes being pulled down and zippers being zipped up*
Grayfox [narrating o.s] : That night we smoked copious amount of organic, Canadian Weed .......
[SCENE : An man with an Italian Head affixed to an American body with lit joint scissored between his very pronounced brown index finger and his normal colored middle colored finger exhaling puffs of smoke ecstatically.
[SFX : California Dreamin'.mp3 playing]
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : before we put on our BDUs, PASGTVs, NGVs, and armed ourselves to the teeth .....
[SCENE : -as seen from inside an NGV, with greenish overtone- TWO fully and heavily armed men giving each other determined look before nodding to each other. They then flipped their NGV down heroically like how medieval crusaders would flip their iron visors down before battle.]
[cut to -]
[The TWO HEAVILY ARMED MEN then approach the perimeter of a building with their assault rifles drawn like how SWATs would. Once there one of the men took out a tactical bolt cutter and cut a man-hole in the chain-linked fence and breaching it.
They came to a steel container and the first man gave a stop hand signal to his team mate, begin to sling his assault rifle to his back, knelt on one knee, pulled his K-bar from his shin sheath and put it to his mouth and gripped it with his teeth.
He look around to make sure it's all clear.
He then hand signaled his team mate ''go-go-go'' before padding his other knee with both his hands.
With Col-Moshin knife between his teeth, the other man ..... ]
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : and went Dumpster Diving !
[SCENE CONTINUED : stepped onto it, flipped the dumpster cover open before lighting a white phosphor flare.
They then stormed the dumpster ala-comando. Once inside, they tactfully and tactically dissect and disemboweled big-black plastic trash bags.
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : A grotesque physical salute and the exercise thereof, of the great Second Amendment afforded to us by this phantastically and liberteously great country, where men can be free to bear arms whenever, wherever, however and in doing whatsoever they damn well pleased ..... but only for those with TRUE GRITTTTTTT !!!!!!!!
[SCENE -CUT TO THE PRESENT-]
METAPHYSICS : And we're stuffed [petting his pot-belly] full of vitt.
NARRATOR : THIS MID-SUMMER.
[SFX : a Desert Eagle firing]
[SCENE : the capitalized, red and bolded words ''AND'', ''FEAR'', ''UNLOADING'', and ''VASSILA'' pound onto the screen violently]
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There he was, alf uey thru the thread, on the edge of his seat ..... when the meadds ... spunned in his face.
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I bought a shitty one for £5 once, worn it a few times. People have commented it's "shit" but whatever, it's a fucking piece of clothing. It's actually a surprisingly good quality shirt.
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*sounds of clothes being pulled down and zippers being zipped up*
Grayfox [narrating o.s] : That night we smoked copious amount of organic, Canadian Weed .......
[SCENE : An man with an Italian Head affixed to an American body with lit joint scissored between his very pronounced brown index finger and his normal colored middle colored finger exhaling puffs of smoke ecstatically.
[SFX : California Dreamin'.mp3 playing]
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : before we put on our BDUs, PASGTVs, NGVs, and armed ourselves to the teeth .....
[SCENE : -as seen from inside an NGV, with greenish overtone- TWO fully and heavily armed men giving each other determined look before nodding to each other. They then flipped their NGV down heroically like how medieval crusaders would flip their iron visors down before battle.]
[cut to -]
[The TWO HEAVILY ARMED MEN then approach the perimeter of a building with their assault rifles drawn like how SWATs would. Once there one of the men took out a tactical bolt cutter and cut a man-hole in the chain-linked fence and breaching it.
They came to a steel container and the first man gave a stop hand signal to his team mate, begin to sling his assault rifle to his back, knelt on one knee, pulled his K-bar from his shin sheath and put it to his mouth and gripped it with his teeth.
He look around to make sure it's all clear.
He then hand signaled his team mate ''go-go-go'' before padding his other knee with both his hands.
With Col-Moshin knife between his teeth, the other man ..... ]
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : and went Dumpster Diving !
[SCENE CONTINUED : stepped onto it, flipped the dumpster cover open before lighting a white phosphor flare.
They then stormed the dumpster ala-comando. Once inside, they tactfully and tactically dissect and disemboweled big-black plastic trash bags.
Grayfox narrating [off-screen and continues] : A grotesque physical salute and the exercise thereof, of the great Second Amendment afforded to us by this phantastically and liberteously great country, where men can be free to bear arms whenever, wherever, however and in doing whatsoever they damn well pleased ..... but only for those with TRUE GRITTTTTTT !!!!!!!!
[SCENE -CUT TO THE PRESENT-]
METAPHYSICS : And we're stuffed [petting his pot-belly] full of vitt.
NARRATOR : THIS MID-SUMMER.
[SFX : a Desert Eagle firing]
[SCENE : the capitalized, red and bolded words ''AND'', ''FEAR'', ''UNLOADING'', and ''VASSILA'' pound onto the screen violently]
Pure gold, can't believe I missed this.
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The only places that a hawain shirt is acceptable is the beach, Miama and retirement community, oh wait those are all the same place.
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Originally Posted by captain falcon
oh, very. So mad that i have over $ 400 mill rolling in liquid funds in my bank account and 20 billions dollars worth of companies, too. so mad
Hawaiian shirts
