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Seems pretty accurate. We need to hire a marketing expert to think of a different name than the Illuminati though. The instant someone drops that word every chance of a human conversation flies right out the window. It's like the conversation just grows wings and fucks off.

If it were me I'd just replace the word Illuminate wit the word Faggots, but I guess that won't make sense to anyone who isn't me.
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Seems pretty accurate. We need to hire a marketing expert to think of a different name than the Illuminati though. The instant someone drops that word every chance of a human conversation flies right out the window. It's like the conversation just grows wings and fucks off.

If it were me I'd just replace the word Illuminate wit the word Faggots, but I guess that won't make sense to anyone who isn't me.
I have to disagree with you about the illuminati. A lot of people believe The Illuminati being the first and last society of intelligent people(let's call them motherfuckers).

Who obviously created the Illuminati society only in order to defend intelligent forms of life (themselves) against all the shit that was already all around the globe. They did only one mistake, they were fighting openly against faggots and idiots of any kind.

Including the Christian - jewish church, who actually started all the bullshit about the total world dominion by crazy motherfucked idiots who were practicing only "divide and conquer" bulshit.

The Illuminati had anyway a lot of well known geniuses in their group, like artists, philosophers and scientists, like Macchiavelli and Casanova, so it is obvious that they all were able to think faster than lifgt and fuck a lot.

As far as I see it, after the Illuminati were defeated by the Christian church, nobody ever tried to fuck with the Christian motherfucked assholes and their fucking army of idiots. And now the illuminati are either all dead, or still hiding in Switzerland or Canada, the only two places good to live in.
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I don't think Machiavelli was a genius. Most people consider him to be a master writer but I was never impressed with anything he wrote. He was pretty much Captain Obvious of his times. And I find this to be true for a lot of writers. Just a bunch of Captain Obvious motherfuckers.
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All part of the plan.
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All part of the plan.
The plan was monarchy & religion FTW. They called it "divide and conquer".

Before the electricity come to town. People started to wake up and think...

After the advent of electricity and communications they started inventing any kind of bullshit in hope to beat the GOP - the Good Old Plan...
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Another dumb asshole kiddo who thinks he's the next Snoopy...
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Sounds about right but they forgot the jews
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the hellfire club want to take over the world? fuck.
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