Robbing hookers

[mr criminal]

I was thinking about robbing hookers. I know alot of people assume hookers have pimps and Im not denying this, but where im from, there are alot of hookers that work independently because its in a upscale city.

Theres a site where you can check out hoes who post ads and their clients can also post reviews of them. Im thinking of scoping through and finding a target.

My idea is simple. Ask a girl to come to my place (outcall) and the place has to be a house that has nothing to do with myself or anyone I know. There would be someone to help me out. He would pose as a client and ask the girl to come in. As soon as shes inside, I would put her in handcuffs and force her to cooperate by telling us where she lives and everything from her credit card info. She would also have her car keys.. and we could sell the car on craigslist.

What do you guys think?

[tibberous]

1) How are you going to get in a house that has nothing to do with you or anyone you know?
2) You can't sell a car without the title
3) Aggravated kidnapping can carry a life sentence without parole - it's like shooting a guy to get his wallet
4) Hookers probably don't have good credit
5) There's a good chance she won't have much of value - at best it's a crap-shoot
6) She'll have a description of you, and DNA if she puts up a fight. If you use her credit cards, you'll be on camera, and seen by at least a cashier. If you leave her to use the cards she can scream / escape - if you let her go she'll report them stolen.

So yeah, shit idea all-around.

[vnorberto]

lol

[TheRascalKing]

You know, I started to make a disclaimer carrying the risks of doing stuff like this for this forum, but figured it would be lost and forgotten. These guys watch movies and think up crazy shit like this and don't even consider the ramifications...act on it, get caught, say something stupid because you are stupid, and then wonder why you are sitting in prison for 10 years. And you never see a bit of money. You want to handcuff her, ask her where she lives (presumably to burglarize the place). "Give me your keys, I'm going to sell your car on Craigslist...oh yeah, give me your credit card info too." Felonies all. And I have a feeling that browsing this forum is the only "experience" you have. That's not good. Then, you forget that all this shit you fantasize about doing has been going on for decades, you're not coming on to anything new, or that nobody has heard of and prepared for.

[tibberous]

Originally Posted by TheRascalKing

You know, I started to make a disclaimer carrying the risks of doing stuff like this for this forum, but figured it would be lost and forgotten. These guys watch movies and think up crazy shit like this and don't even consider the ramifications...act on it, get caught, say something stupid because you are stupid, and then wonder why you are sitting in prison for 10 years. And you never see a bit of money. You want to handcuff her, ask her where she lives (presumably to burglarize the place). "Give me your keys, I'm going to sell your car on Craigslist...oh yeah, give me your credit card info too." Felonies all. And I have a feeling that browsing this forum is the only "experience" you have. That's not good. Then, you forget that all this shit you fantasize about doing has been going on for decades, you're not coming on to anything new, or that nobody has heard of and prepared for.

He's probably picking a hooker to rape and just said rob to make it sound better.

[The Artful Dodger]

hookers are known snitches as a rule of thumb.

[sapphirescales]

Fuck. Stupidity is genetic and for those that doubt that, just look around. This is just about as stupid as robbing a bank. This is one of the worst threads I've seen around here for quite a while. The stupidity of some people amazes me. How anyone could think they could get away with this without killing the hooker is beyond me. And if you're willing to risk killing someone, there's a LOT better ways to make a SHIT TON more money. Fuck. Why are people even responding to this thread? I hope the OP is stupid enough to try this and gets butt fucked in prison for the next 25 years. If we wouldn't have told him off, he probably would have done it. LOL.

[AngryOnion]

If you force sex on hooker is it rape or shoplifting??
:-)

[Rainycity]

lol abduction fuck that charge.

[jram]

This is crazy, I thought by the title it was going to be a simple rob the hooker and leave.

[Vizier]

OP played too much GTA.

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by mr criminal

I was thinking about robbing hookers. I know alot of people assume hookers have pimps and Im not denying this, but where im from, there are alot of hookers that work independently because its in a upscale city.

Theres a site where you can check out hoes who post ads and their clients can also post reviews of them. Im thinking of scoping through and finding a target.

My idea is simple. Ask a girl to come to my place (outcall) and the place has to be a house that has nothing to do with myself or anyone I know. There would be someone to help me out. He would pose as a client and ask the girl to come in. As soon as shes inside, I would put her in handcuffs and force her to cooperate by telling us where she lives and everything from her credit card info. She would also have her car keys.. and we could sell the car on craigslist.

What do you guys think?

pimps I thought police in craigslist for them out of business. but even if there was a pimp are they bullet proof? Never really understood the concept. Some crushers don't require identification will give you 200 dollars each for cars. seems like more trouble than it's worth though. maybe you look up and get an atm card. Have sex with her first but wear a condom. Sex without paying is rape. cover your face at the atm machine but that goes without saying. And don't use your own car for that.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Have fun when the 300 lb black guy that drives her to appointments bursts through your door like an angry bull in a China shop.

Other than that, I seriously can't bring myself to post something even slightly constructive in reply to this thread.

[Vigilante]

Hookers probably aren't going to net you the money needed to accommodate the associated risk.. Not a bad idea, but a terrible one..

Now, pimping out a few hookers.. that's an idea.

[Rainycity]

I think he is talking about those escorts that live in condos. But they play it safe. Top self nigga.

[mr criminal]

Originally Posted by tibberous

1) How are you going to get in a house that has nothing to do with you or anyone you know?
2) You can't sell a car without the title
3) Aggravated kidnapping can carry a life sentence without parole - it's like shooting a guy to get his wallet
4) Hookers probably don't have good credit
5) There's a good chance she won't have much of value - at best it's a crap-shoot
6) She'll have a description of you, and DNA if she puts up a fight. If you use her credit cards, you'll be on camera, and seen by at least a cashier. If you leave her to use the cards she can scream / escape - if you let her go she'll report them stolen.

So yeah, shit idea all-around.

Hey I have considered some of these you have stated

the major part is breaking into a vacant house and using the right equipments like ski masks, gloves, and other things to conceal my identity. Also for credit cards, I can always use a hat and sunglasses.

[mr criminal]

I know this idea is extremely risky, which is why its not a fixed plan. Just something to ponder upon. Just robbing hookers without kidnap would be much more probable with less risk... just not enough to empty her bank account

[DrkManderly]

Most likely outcome:
You call the hooker and wait in open house. She is late so you get tired and take a nap. Finally a knock comes at the door so you answer and get rushed by a big fat dude who actually robs you expecting for you to have "hooker" cash. Great plan in my opinion, somebody is going to get some cash

[Fishy]

Its so low to rob a hooker.

[aquabania]

This is a terrible plan, so many serious felonys for such a little reward.

A better idea would be to become a hooker yourself

[White Jesus]

You'd be better off sorting out a girl you know to play hooker, renting a secluded room at a seedy motel and robbing johns as they show up, most of the time they'd be too embarrassed to report to the popo that they got robbed going to a hooker. Plus if the girl is decent you can charge premo rates and all that cash goes to you. No credit card bullshit or nuffin

[vnorberto]

target a hooker in an upscale hotel. they usually have safes they put their money into so you will probably get in the thousands. ive never done this but i know a kid who did and he got in the 2000 range. just slap her around a bit. be sure to wear a cap so the cameras dont get ur face and its probably best to skip town afterwards. youll probably be caught anyway but at least youll have enough to get high.

[Benjamin Linus]

Originally Posted by tibberous

1) How are you going to get in a house that has nothing to do with you or anyone you know?
2) You can't sell a car without the title
3) Aggravated kidnapping can carry a life sentence without parole - it's like shooting a guy to get his wallet
4) Hookers probably don't have good credit
5) There's a good chance she won't have much of value - at best it's a crap-shoot
6) She'll have a description of you, and DNA if she puts up a fight. If you use her credit cards, you'll be on camera, and seen by at least a cashier. If you leave her to use the cards she can scream / escape - if you let her go she'll report them stolen.

So yeah, shit idea all-around.

Originally Posted by TheRascalKing

You know, I started to make a disclaimer carrying the risks of doing stuff like this for this forum, but figured it would be lost and forgotten. These guys watch movies and think up crazy shit like this and don't even consider the ramifications...act on it, get caught, say something stupid because you are stupid, and then wonder why you are sitting in prison for 10 years. And you never see a bit of money. You want to handcuff her, ask her where she lives (presumably to burglarize the place). "Give me your keys, I'm going to sell your car on Craigslist...oh yeah, give me your credit card info too." Felonies all. And I have a feeling that browsing this forum is the only "experience" you have. That's not good. Then, you forget that all this shit you fantasize about doing has been going on for decades, you're not coming on to anything new, or that nobody has heard of and prepared for.

Originally Posted by sapphirescales

Fuck. Stupidity is genetic and for those that doubt that, just look around. This is just about as stupid as robbing a bank. This is one of the worst threads I've seen around here for quite a while. The stupidity of some people amazes me. How anyone could think they could get away with this without killing the hooker is beyond me. And if you're willing to risk killing someone, there's a LOT better ways to make a SHIT TON more money. Fuck. Why are people even responding to this thread? I hope the OP is stupid enough to try this and gets butt fucked in prison for the next 25 years. If we wouldn't have told him off, he probably would have done it. LOL.

Dam good work guys. Very clever replies. You tore that plan down with maximum efficiency. BUT, you overlooked one little detail, YOU GOT FUCKING TROLLED. Keep up the good work.