who wants a greeting card from Alaska?

[Actor]

Only if you mail me some weed.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

You know we got Hallmark outside of Alaska, right mang?

Sure--back when I was rich, I always sent Hallmark cards--when you care enough to send the very best.

God, am I ever a sucker for a good advertising slogan!

[Proots]

I received mine yesterday! Thanks, Greyfox! I hope it's not the only memento I end up getting from you. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Proots

I received mine yesterday! Thanks, Greyfox! I hope it's not the only memento I end up getting from you. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

Now he haz your address.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by whocares

Now he haz your address.

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots. A kindly old man who promised to mail me a postcard - and then did - has my address. Whatever will I do?

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by Proots

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots. A kindly old man who promised to mail me a postcard - and then did - has my address. Whatever will I do?

Run away, run away!!!!

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Proots

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots. A kindly old man who promised to mail me a postcard - and then did - has my address. Whatever will I do?

I take it you never saw the threads where strong evidence was presented that he's the Zodiac Killer and that he started the 1991 Oakland Firestorm. He's also admitted to having killed before, and possibly rape as well.

Anything I missed?

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Malice

I take it you never saw the threads where strong evidence was presented that he's the Zodiac Killer and that he started the 1991 Oakland Firestorm. He's also admitted to having killed before, and possibly rape as well.

Anything I missed?

Let's just pretend that everything you say is 100 percent true, as well as all those ridiculous assumptions in those threads.

Okay, fine. I'm literally on the complete, opposite side of the country. He's in Alasaka. I'm in Pittsburgh.

Is he really going to spend all sorts of money to fly across almost the entire goddamn continent, just to rape/murder/kidnap someone who he doesn't even know what they look like? I get you guys are trying to be funny, I get that. But, maaaan is it worn out.

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by Proots

Let's just pretend that everything you say is 100 percent true, as well as all those ridiculous assumptions in those threads.

Okay, fine. I'm literally on the complete, opposite side of the country. He's in Alasaka. I'm in Pittsburgh.

Is he really going to spend all sorts of money to fly across almost the entire goddamn continent, just to rape/murder/kidnap someone who he doesn't even know what they look like? I get you guys are trying to be funny, I get that. But, maaaan is it worn out.

Don't underestimate those crazy old backwoodsmen; they're crafty old fuckers and don't need a picture, they just need your address and to show up and stab everyone in the house to death... or wait at your PO Box until you show up and kill you there.

It's not a coincidence that Totse and Zoklet members disappear, never to be heard from again!

[Malice]

Exactly, it may seem irrational to you, but to him it's completely rational!

[litefire]

I'd like a greeting card

[ArmsMerchant]

Things are getting hectic--I have a clinic appt tomorrow and a court date Friday (iilegal weapons possession--Palmer DA wants me to do prison time), the cards got lost in the clutter in my car, yadda yadda.

Anyway, so far I have sent one card, will send out two more soon.

[Iehovah]

Ahahahaha. Illegal weapons possession. How fitting, you crazy old backwoods bastard.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

a court date Friday (iilegal weapons possession--Palmer DA wants me to do prison time)

You'd better tell us this story.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by litefire

I'd like a greeting card

Okay--PM me your mailing addy, along with something resembling a real name.

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

Okay--PM me your mailing addy, along with something resembling a real name.

Hey, if I send you stuff back can we be like penpals and shit?

Completely serious in this post. All jokes I made about you being the Zodiac killer were for lulz and in no way serious. (If you are him though, I completely understand and apologize all the more so)

PM me your address Arms.

[whocares]

Now you PM me your address ArmsMerchant, I'll you some stuff too.

[LSDaamn]

I want one

[ObscuredByClouds]

I would love to have one, but I live in Canada... What can I do?

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds

I would love to have one, but I live in Canada... What can I do?

If you or anyone else who's asking wants one, just wait till he pops in this thread, again. He was true to his word and sent me one. I think it's cool to have a little momento like that.

I obviously can't speak for him but, I'm inclined to believe that he enjoys sending people the postcards just as much as they enjoy receiving one.

[ArmsMerchant]

Now that I have this legal mess pretty much behind me, and have a great new place to move into--just put down $100 cash ernest money (I move in officially October 1)--I hope to get back on track with this.

One little problem is that many of the envelopes got wet and are sealed, which is prolly why I got the whole box for a quarter.