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Old 07-11-2012, 03:44 PM
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My friend Rob is 16 years old and found a car he really wants.
He wants to make $2,500 quickly before someone else buys the car before he can find the money.
Rob has no job yet but $100 in his pocket.

What are some ideas he could do for fast cash.
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:46 PM
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Have him kill you and sell your organs on the black market.
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:04 PM
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Suck 250 dicks at a truck stop for $10 each
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:08 PM
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Suck 250 dicks at a truck stop for $10 each
So I'm guessin ur a truck driver?
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:15 PM
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Give me the $100.

Shit man, I have plenty of black hat methods of making money, I just need some money first. Then I would make bank.
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:46 PM
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do some research, stop flooding B.I with stupid posts like this, there are tons of ways to make $ which can be easily found on here.
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:58 PM
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or 500 @ 5.00
Yeah, at least if he does fivers they won't be offended if he doesn't want to swallow
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:27 PM
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1) sell blood plasma...thats about 60 to 100 a week. 2) scoop cans. take your bike out and have a few plastic bags, early morning is the best time for this...can get an avg of 5 to 10 bucks in a couple hrs. do this every day and thats 35 to 70 a week. 3) do online surveys at www.cashcrate.com/2723182 if you are dedicated you can make 50 a month starting and if you refer people an easy 100+ 4) get the money you earned from these tactics the first month, and invest on the black market for a month, while continuing the previous things...should get the car in a month and a half to two months...5) try to get a part time job doing lawns, cleaning out gutters, etc. 6) if there are farmers markets or events downtown where you are at buy a booth and sell cold pops or ice cream cones or something..make sure you sell them slightly cheaper than the other places.
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:28 PM
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sell drugs
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:31 PM
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sperm bank
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:13 PM
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Your friend should get a real job. Judging from some of your posts, your friend seems to suck at crime.

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Suck 250 dicks at a truck stop for $10 each
I came here to say this.
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:17 PM
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My friend Rob is 16 years old and found a car he really wants.
He wants to make $2,500 quickly before someone else buys the car before he can find the money.
Rob has no job yet but $100 in his pocket.

What are some ideas he could do for fast cash.
tell rob that he needs to start chopping bud. in dime bags . tell him to get 100$ worth of bud ( I hope yall have good prices or else this aint gon work) re sell, re stock , sell , restock , sell restock and so on. till you get money
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:10 AM
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or 500 @ 5.00
or 2500 at $1.00
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:20 AM
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Hang with the thug boys, nicknamed the goon squad
First you gotta sign up, then ya get your goon card
Niggas scared to fuck with me, don't wanna serve me
Shop with ya wednesday, take from ya thursday
Splurge with my comrads, gucci mane I'm hood rich
Nigga kill for ya, if u just buy him a outfit
Think like a mob boss, move like warranty
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Burn em with a hot fork, taser on his nutsacks
I ain't come to play, I came to find them big stacks
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:29 AM
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or 2500 at $1.00
^^Lol fuckin trolls. Don't give any truckers head OP.

In all honesty you should invest that money in a coin operated pedometer that you can wear on your wrist. Just come up with a reasonable rate per pump and you should be good to go.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:39 AM
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If you're good at stealing, get an alpha s3 key and resell the shit.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:30 AM
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Suck 250 dicks at a truck stop for $10 each
Actually 240 times is enough since he already has 100 dollars.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:36 AM
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get a fucking job.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:50 AM
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get a fucking job.
Dude, you're in the BI forum.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:06 PM
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Dude, this is the 3000000th version of this thread to be posted here.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:47 PM
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Dude, this is the 3000000th version of this thread to be posted here.
Just be happy people fucking post here at all.
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:38 PM
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Just be happy people fucking post here at all.
lmao so funny when people get mad over a forum post
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:51 PM
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Dude, this is the 3000000th version of this thread to be posted here.
At least they're usually worth reading through, for the trolls and derailments.



EDIT: Mudfarmer fail; I forgot I was searching through the site looking for those survey sites. My bad for bumping a dead thread :/

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