The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
The rools are there are no rools. It'll be MMID, poast and I as judges but we're not faggot mods so the general public has a say as well!
That sounds swell you say? Skrrt skeet bitches and hos I respond.
Basically show us anything, (with BHL's written somewhere preferably but like I what did; no rools), And you have the chance to win!
We're literally giving this away so first entry is automatic winner and after that someone merely needs to up the ante to be in the lead.
What's up for grabs you say? Two bottles of butthole beer and blessed semen from an actual reverand! (not joking)
Well we haven't got the semen yet; We're waiting for the faggot to get his balls blessed before he jerks into a cup.
Well here's my entry:
Like I said; there are no rools. anything posted that's illegal will definitly throw you up towards the top so don't be afraid to rape a little girl, (cause that's funny and hot), but make sure the camera is on when you yell surprise cause that just makes it a practical joke.
Welcome to the wild what did. Game on!
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN
And we have a new winner!
Wheww! And moron gains the lead! You take the reigns and this contest takes off!
An end date is a valid idea so let's aim for the end of next month! And boy; ain't we having fun?
End of June, you heard it here first, kids.
All you have to do is one-up moron's post of some sketched out looking assbag, and not one BUT TWO delicious Butthole Beers can possibly be YOURS (note, valid proof of age may be necessary).
Just fucking look at this:
I swear to god, they taste exactly like what we're building them up to be (shit).
That goddamn swill was brewed in my fucking closet. You think the label's joking about the "finest dollar store ingredients?"
Think again, assbag. It's shitty even for dollar store quality.
These are the last two bottles (I think 32oz each) of the one and only batch of BHB (Butthole Beer). When I made up the recipe, I didn't write anything down, so while I may TRY to recreate the originals, this brew will never be properly recreated.
This is your chance to OWN A PART OF BHL HISTORY.
If these niggers ever get famous, you've got yourself a priceless item of memorabilia--and if they end up broken losers, you still have a priceless item (it will literally be worth nothing)
No strings attached. Enter the contest, and one-up the entry before you by the end of June. Winner takes all.
As an added bonus, you will get a jar of semen LEGITIMATELY blessed by a mail-order-Reverend. (pics not available as of yet)
The Reverend shows up to a wedding half an hour late, then asked (to the nicest looking gentlemen there) "Where's the nearest shithole a faggot can get a drink around this place?'
Said gent replied uneasily: "There's a bar about a block that way" *points finger*
The Reverend starts walking in that direction.
Gent calls out behind him, "Aren't you going to do the ceremony first???"
Reverend, "I don't care."
Keeps walking.
Shows up another half hour later, to make it a full hour late, and he's trashed. Can't figure out what's going on, and starts quoting "The Dark Knight."
Welcome to America.
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Unwires
Can we submit videos?
We frown on thaT because like I said: THERE ARE NO GODDAM SPOKE BREAKING ROOLS!!!!!!!1!!1!!!! Show us anything because as of yet there are only two entries in a three winner contest.
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Can we submit videos?
THERE ARE NO FUCKING ROOLS!!!!111!!!!
I can't put it any simpler.
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Alpheus
Am I doing it wrong?
Since OMG stated there are no rules, I don't see why it wouldn''t fly, but the goal isn't to have a meme-off.
We're looking for legitimate dedication from the BHL fanbase.
Anyone who's posted pics in the official BHL thread can repost them as entries. (I'm thinking specifically of that one guy who wiped his ass with BHL written on the toilet paper--that's what we're looking for!)
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead
Since OMG stated there are no rules, I don't see why it wouldn''t fly, but the goal isn't to have a meme-off.
We're looking for legitimate dedication from the BHL fanbase.
Anyone who's posted pics in the official BHL thread can repost them as entries. (I'm thinking specifically of that one guy who wiped his ass with BHL written on the toilet paper--that's what we're looking for!)
Ah darn, my personal life is throughly uninteresting.
Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN
The rools are there are no rools. It'll be MMID, poast and I as judges but we're not faggot mods so the general public has a say as well!
That sounds swell you say? Skrrt skeet bitches and hos I respond.
Basically show us anything, (with BHL's written somewhere preferably but like I what did; no rools), And you have the chance to win!
We're literally giving this away so first entry is automatic winner and after that someone merely needs to up the ante to be in the lead.
What's up for grabs you say? Two bottles of butthole beer and blessed semen from an actual reverand! (not joking)
Well we haven't got the semen yet; We're waiting for the faggot to get his balls blessed before he jerks into a cup.
Well here's my entry:
Like I said; there are no rools. anything posted that's illegal will definitly throw you up towards the top so don't be afraid to rape a little girl, (cause that's funny and hot), but make sure the camera is on when you yell surprise cause that just makes it a practical joke.
Welcome to the wild what did. Game on!
I've come to the conclusion that your tattoo is a fucking homosexual tattoo, who the fuck gets an anchor? fucking gimp.
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I've come to the conclusion that your tattoo is a fucking homosexual tattoo, who the fuck gets an anchor? fucking gimp.
A butthole lady get's one of what did. BAN gots so pissed when I read that to him he back handed my face and stormed out. I think he's on shrooms and a fifth though.
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
my monster dong says fuk yo buttholes n fuk yo butthole beer
i was gonna write out BHL SUX with my semen but i prematurely ejaculated and it soaked into my sheets
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Re: The Butthole Contest!!1! Call in the next 15 minutes and win for free!!!!!
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Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead
This has my vote for current winner. The guy's dick is pretty massive.
my dick can't be denied
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