Whisky Dick

[High School Janitor]

Last night me and the girl ive been talking to finally got busy. Shes suuper hot super into me, and we finally went past the shy kisses to lets get fucking naked. But I get whisky dick. It was horrible. She says she didnt care, not sure if i beleive her, but we just fooled around and dry humped for a few hours, fingerbanged her all that shit. But no matter what that shit would not work! does anyone know the science behind this, how to prevent or counteract it? t was seriously embarassing and might have fucked up any future chances with this chick. I need help.

[litefire]

Just take some Viagra.

[Bradley]

Were you drunk when this occured? THat's what I thought whisky dick meant.

If not, you're probably just another wanker.

[Synopix]

chop your dick off, no more problematic dick.

[arleybob]

eat out her butthole!

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Were you drunk when this occured? THat's what I thought whisky dick meant.

If not, you're probably just another wanker.

You're right. If you're not drinking it isn't whiskey dick, just flat out limp dick i.e. impotence.

Don't drink so much next time, the goal is to get her drunk. A shot or two will do you just fine for the nerves. Also have a damn contingency plan. Right now go out to your local dealer, pick up a gram of meth and strategically place lines throughout your house. Depending on where things land up you can find an excuse to remove yourself and get yourself a little pick-me-up.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

lol next time buy a g of meth and a few Viagra and blow lines all day until you take her out the next night. you'll more than make up for it.

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Last night me and the girl ive been talking to finally got busy. Shes suuper hot super into me, and we finally went past the shy kisses to lets get fucking naked. But I get whisky dick. It was horrible. She says she didnt care, not sure if i beleive her, but we just fooled around and dry humped for a few hours, fingerbanged her all that shit. But no matter what that shit would not work! does anyone know the science behind this, how to prevent or counteract it? t was seriously embarassing and might have fucked up any future chances with this chick. I need help.

You're most likely homosexual, the only time I've ever known anyone not to get their dick up if they are reasonably young is they are pass out drunk.

[ObscuredByClouds]

You probably had something called 'performance anxiety'.

It just wasn't the right moment for you, man. Maybe you really wanted to have sex, but your brain knew it wasn't ready. Next time make sure to build up slowly, lots of foreplay, make sure you're really ready.

Also, since this is the first time you were with this girl I imagine it's exactly the performance anxiety at play here. After you get over the initial phase of being a little worried or nervous, you'll be able to fuck her no matter how many drinks you've had.

Don't blame the alcohol on this one buddy

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

You're most likely homosexual, the only time I've ever known anyone not to get their dick up if they are reasonably young is they are pass out drunk.

I get limp dick like 75% of the time I fuck a new bitch.

[ChinaCat]

Originally Posted by LSA King

Also have a damn contingency plan. Right now go out to your local dealer, pick up a gram of meth and strategically place lines throughout your house. Depending on where things land up you can find an excuse to remove yourself and get yourself a little pick-me-up.

Lol what the fuck man


If that happens you need to be good at giving girls oral

[The Duke]

Whiskey dick to me is just not being able to cum after drinking a few days.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

I get limp dick like 75% of the time I fuck a new bitch.

Yeah, but you're a little bitch so that's why.

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker - on pornstars

There are a few in particular i would marry and enjoy her fucking other dudes.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Sometimes your dick knows better than you do.

[NamelessNom4d]

Happened to me once when I smoked a lot of JWH, could've been just performance anxiety though.

don't smoke JWH

[JeffreyH]

Happens to everyone. If you've never had sex with her before, it's actually pretty common.

Just cut out any porn/masturbation for a week or two until you see her again, and maybe have a bit to drink (half a glass of wine).

Whenever anything of the sort happens to me, I just blast this through my speakers:

Trololo - Eduard Khill (Official High Quality Video) - YouTube

Trololo - Eduard Khill (Official High Quality Video) - YouTube
Video: click to display

(which is also useful if you blow your load too soon, which again is pretty standard with a new girl)

[High School Janitor]

Yeah, it happened last night too, no booze. Im not gay ive fucked plenty of girls and fucked them hard. I was really anxious.i didnt want to fuck it up but i did. Seriously the dick wasnt moving period. Were really onto each other but if this keeps up its not going to last. Not cool.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

It happens to the best of us. It's a terrible feeling, though. Anxiety was the culprit, which is why I guess I usually can't stay hard the whole time with a new chick. And it usually takes like 5 fucks until I can actually cum.

[King of the world]

Bunch of bitches in this thread.

[Synopix]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Yeah, it happened last night too, no booze. Im not gay ive fucked plenty of girls and fucked them hard. I was really anxious.i didnt want to fuck it up but i did. Seriously the dick wasnt moving period. Were really onto each other but if this keeps up its not going to last. Not cool.

what the fuck is wrong with you faggot...

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Yeah, it happened last night too, no booze. Im not gay ive fucked plenty of girls and fucked them hard. I was really anxious.i didnt want to fuck it up but i did. Seriously the dick wasnt moving period. Were really onto each other but if this keeps up its not going to last. Not cool.

Go buy some Viagra.

I can ship you a starter pack in exchange for some $...the doctors I work for leave it laying around.

[Synopix]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

Go buy some Viagra.

I can ship you a starter pack in exchange for some $...the doctors I work for leave it laying around.

...FED...

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Last night me and the girl ive been talking to finally got busy. Shes suuper hot super into me, and we finally went past the shy kisses to lets get fucking naked. But I get whisky dick. It was horrible. She says she didnt care, not sure if i beleive her, but we just fooled around and dry humped for a few hours, fingerbanged her all that shit. But no matter what that shit would not work! does anyone know the science behind this, how to prevent or counteract it? t was seriously embarassing and might have fucked up any future chances with this chick. I need help.

Its nice to know I'm not the only one who suffers from being horny as fuck when drunk but unable to do anything about it syndrome, my dick just doesn't work when I'm drunk no matter whats happening around me, its missed out on fucking some pretty hot women in the past because of it.

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

no booze

Then that's not whiskey dick, idiot. You've just got a case of adult onset homosexualia (AOH). Enjoy having to suck a dick to get it up.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

adult onset homosexualia (AOH).

Googled, doesn't exist.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by _southernsun

Googled, doesn't exist.

^ Had to google it to know it doesn't exist.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

^ Had to google it to know it doesn't exist.

Had to state the obvious

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by _southernsun

Googled, doesn't exist.

New diseases are being discovered all the time, bro. OP is living proof you can be living a life to your heterosexual fullest, then BAM--like that--you're a faggot.

He's already admitted to having not been drinking (so rule out whiskey dick), and it's safe to judge from his lack of intelligence and stupid posting behavior, he is under the age of 30.
If Adult Onset Homosexualia isn't the culprit here, I don't know what is. Maybe he's just a troll.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

New diseases are being discovered all the time, bro. OP is living proof you can be living a life to your heterosexual fullest, then BAM--like that--you're a faggot.

He's already admitted to having not been drinking (so rule out whiskey dick), and it's safe to judge from his lack of intelligence and stupid posting behavior, he is under the age of 30.
If Adult Onset Homosexualia isn't the culprit here, I don't know what is. Maybe he's just a troll.

Fair enough, I didn't read that part where he said about not drinking, I reach a certain level of drunkeness and my cock stays a floppy mess regardless, one or two drink and I'm fine.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Yeah, it happened last night too, no booze. Im not gay ive fucked plenty of girls and fucked them hard. I was really anxious.i didnt want to fuck it up but i did. Seriously the dick wasnt moving period. Were really onto each other but if this keeps up its not going to last. Not cool.

[arleybob]

We have a club in Winnipeg called Whiskey Dix

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Synopix

...FED...

Show me a 'fed' that is going to set up a sting using a starter pack (a free trial pack) of Viagra.

Or, instead of wasting your newfag time, cut to the climax: cut the power to your home, leave your front door open, go to your kitchen, and stab yourself with a fucking kitchen knife. Your family will get the benefit of thinking it is a home invasion, when infact you were taking 1 more idiot out of the world.

[Synopix]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

Show me a 'fed' that is going to set up a sting using a starter pack (a free trial pack) of Viagra.

Or, instead of wasting your newfag time, cut to the climax: cut the power to your home, leave your front door open, go to your kitchen, and stab yourself with a fucking kitchen knife. Your family will get the benefit of thinking it is a home invasion, when infact you were taking 1 more idiot out of the world.

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

I get limp dick like 75% of the time I fuck a new bitch.

Then something psychological is going on with you because that in my experience isn't a normal thing for men outside of the 15 million who have erectile dysfunction of some sort.

[aquabania]

many young men are impotent/ can't get erections due to watching too much porn. cut back on the porn.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

adult onset homosexualia (AOH).

Lol, that was fucking brilliant.