Giving a girl flower seeds?

Actor · #1 07-25-2012, 04:52 AM

Would/could that be as affectionate or w/e as giving them pretty flowers? You could be like "you can plant them and watch them grow as my love for you does" or "you can watch them grow as my dick does when I think of you".

Vizier · #2 07-25-2012, 05:11 AM

Goddamn and I thought I was cheesy and creepy enough...

**Zanick** · #3 07-25-2012, 05:16 AM

No, I think she would probably appreciate the flowers much more. Maybe it's cliche, but what you suggested is more likely to repel her affection. It's good that you want to think creatively, but for now at least, stick with tried and true methods. Until you gain some further perspective on this girl and your relationship, that's when you will be more successful in exercising your spontaneity.

Actor · #4 07-25-2012, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Goddamn and I thought I was cheesy and creepy enough...

I'm just gonna quote this post in case you randomly delete it sometime in the future.

Malcolm Equis · #5 07-25-2012, 05:18 AM

why the hell not do it.

its all about how u pull it off.

like u can do it, but just as a joke.

bitches love flowers

roasted · #6 07-25-2012, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Malcolm Equis

bitches love flowers

This.

Spend $10 at the grocery store and just get her some flowers. Every few weeks I usually pick up an arrangement for my girl from Whole Foods. Its literally $10 and I can get away with murder for at least a couple days.

Flower seeds are kinda half-assed...

Tokerface · #7 07-25-2012, 05:25 AM

That's almost as weird as buying a plane ticket to go see a girl who said hi to you on msn.

**Zanick** · #8 07-25-2012, 05:26 AM

I'd just bring her some cookies. Everybody loves cookies.

ThunderDownUnder · #9 07-25-2012, 05:26 AM

Honestly, what girl would like this, especially if you are trying to 'get in' with her?

This is basically saying, "If you want flowers, grow them your fucking self."

The Pat-Man · #10 07-25-2012, 05:27 AM

bitches hate work and growing shit is work so no.

ObscuredByClouds · #11 07-25-2012, 03:15 PM

Our love is like a red, red rose.
You are the seed,
I am the hose.

LSA King · #12 07-26-2012, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Actor

"you can watch them grow as my dick does when I think of you".

LOL that has to be the greatest one liner I've heard thus far.

broseph · #13 07-26-2012, 01:20 AM

it would be better to say something kinda funny like, "i didn't have the money for actual flowers, but the thought was there..." instead of being romeo.

Dfg · #14 07-26-2012, 01:27 AM

Eat the seeds, they will do you more good than to your fake/imaginary/fail relationship.

abeja · #15 07-26-2012, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by broseph

it would be better to say something kinda funny like, "i didn't have the money for actual flowers, but the thought was there..." instead of being romeo.

That'd be pretty cute. I'd think what he did was sweet though... but I'm a weirdo.

STEROS · #16 07-26-2012, 01:33 AM

lol... that gave me a good laugh.

broseph · #17 07-26-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by abeja

... but I'm a weirdo.

i realised that.

Food Product · #18 07-26-2012, 01:42 AM

"If I were to give you flowers, they would die. Now, I can grow a representation of my love for you next to my Marijuana.

broseph · #19 07-26-2012, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Food Product

"If I were to give you flowers, they would die. Now, I can grow a representation of my love for you next to my Marijuana.

how about we just give her THE marijuana? if she's impressed then she's a keeper. if she's not then fuck it, can't be dating a winnie whinger.

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