My secret on how to get laid every night

[Loxord]

I didn't know where to put this because it involves drug usage and getting laid so I'm just posting it here.

Anyway, this is how I get laid every night of the week by someone different. This is a tried and true way, 100% success rate. Make sure you're in a good mood, I can't express how important this is. It works a thousand times better if you're in a good mood. Go to your local grocery store or gas station. Buy a can of Axe "Dark-Temptation", I find that scent works the best in getting white women. After you buy it make sure you aren't in sight when you do the next step where all the magic happens. Make sure you huff the WHOLE can in at least an hour. If done correctly your body releases a certain Pheromone or something that makes you irresistible to the woman of your lust. Be warned though, this makes you more attractive to fatties.

[Xlite]

Pheromones are said to be less effective when it comes to human beings, and for that reason alone, i call troll.

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[Loxord]

A bottle of Acqua di Gio would probably work better. Like I said, I don't know what it does but it works.

[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by Xlite

Pheromones are said to be less effective when it comes to human beings, and for that reason alone, i call troll.

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Really? That's the reason you're calling troll?

[Loxord]

Originally Posted by Xlite

Pheromones are said to be less effective when it comes to human beings, and for that reason alone, i call troll.

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They may be less effective but it probably just triggers a production of a large enough amount to the point it is effective.

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by reggie_love

Really? That's the reason you're calling troll?

Yes.

Originally Posted by Loxord

They may be less effective but it probably just triggers a production of a large enough amount to the point it is effective.

Plausible but highly unlikely.


In humans, the vomeronasal organ (used to detect pheromones) first appears during fetal development. Strangely, it then shrinks to almost nothing by the time of birth. Nobody knows why, but i would connect it with the fact that we're human beings and are far more demanding when it comes to finding a mate.

If a smell was all it took, then natural selection would be no more.
Ugly people aren't meant to mate with good looking people. Infact, speaking from an evolutionary stand point, ugly people shouldn't mate at all.

The VNO is small in humans, but i cannot deny that its there. Which also means i cannot deny the possibilities of it having some functions when it comes to pheromones. However, there have been plenty of tests on the matter and no real conclusion has ever been found. Sure, there's loads of perfume companies who claim to have love in a bottle, but its all bull shit.

Perfume/pheromones alone will not get you a partner. We are far to selective for that. It might have a very small saying in the matter, but other things such as looks, intelligence, and personality counts for alot more.

[Dfg]

My secret to getting laid, I sleep on time.