Jew food is good

[Turd_Smasher]

Just bought a box of Matzo crackers, "Everything" flavored.
They are large oversized crackers and fat free and low in calories.
THe everything flavored ones tastes like soup. Fucking awesome.

[ThaTermeneter]

do you have to go to the jew grocer or do they sell that at kroger?

[Turd_Smasher]

I've seen them at every grocery store except walmart.

[Playground Legend]

Speaking of Jews.

I just recently found out that they sell overpriced kosher dog food at the local pet store.

[Piles of Crack]

Are you out of your mind? Jewish food is fucking awful.

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Are you out of your mind? Jewish food is fucking awful.

Potato pancakes and those crackers mentioned by the OP are good.

[ThaTermeneter]

yeah wow i am astounded at the racistism in this thread so far, dont hate yall

[rell]

I used to love this when I lived in Palestine. But yeah Jewish food sucks for the most part, schnitzel is alright I guess.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by jackiesbaby

Potato pancakes and those crackers mentioned by the OP are good.

Okay okay, potato pancakes are good, but that's it. Brisket too but I don't consider that Jewish, some people do.

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Okay okay, potato pancakes are good, but that's it. Brisket too but I don't consider that Jewish, some people do.

Try the crackers, the flavored ones. The plain ones just taste like cardboard but the flavoring makes a huge difference.

[Psychotogen]

They do sell them in walmart. They're in the "ethnic" food isle. Near the wasabi. look up "matza ball soup" essentially you take the matzos and crush them up with a little egg, and boil them in a chicken stock, like meatballs. Very nice.

On a different note, I love walmart for food. I won't buy meat there unless its ground beef in a tube or the 10lb bag of chicken quarters. While you're there check out these jewish chocolate covered raspberry rings they got. freakin awesome. I think they're like 7 or eight bucks. totallay worth it though.

[( )]

Originally Posted by rell

schnitzel is alright I guess.

WTF is pizza Jewish now too because Heebs it?

[Tachosomoza]

Latkes are the bomb

[General Butt.Naked]

Fuck jew food. Their entire culture's food is based on eating disgusting, horrible tasting things to remind them of how horrible their ancestor's lives were. How retarded is that?

If my people had been starved to walking slabs of jew-jerky, popped in toasters, hated and slandered constantly, hunted and shot and ethnically cleansed, at the end of it all Im going to eat stale bread, balls of goo and bitter herbs? Fuck that. Its a celebration bitches- scotch, beer, filet mignons, garlic mashed potatoes, salmon, caesar salad and co-ed escorts who'll pay their way through school by gagging on my dick.

fuckin jews.

[Tachosomoza]

It depends on what type of Jewish cuisine you're talking about. Sephardic food is a lot different than Ashkenazi (the guys named Goldberg and Stein) or Middle Eastern Jewish food. Read a goddamn book, you fucking philistine. Wherever Jews lived they picked up food from the local people, so there's lots of variation.

[AMFYOYO]

Originally Posted by rell

I used to love this when I lived in Palestine. But yeah Jewish food sucks for the most part, schnitzel is alright I guess.

Schnitzel is a traditional Austrian dish not Jewish food.

[Michael Scott]

Baklava is the shit

[Psychotogen]

Originally Posted by Jugg

Schnitzel is a traditional Austrian dish not Jewish food.

I thought it was german. Turns out you are correct my friend.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

It depends on what type of Jewish cuisine you're talking about. Sephardic food is a lot different than Ashkenazi (the guys named Goldberg and Stein) or Middle Eastern Jewish food. Read a goddamn book, you fucking philistine. Wherever Jews lived they picked up food from the local people, so there's lots of variation.

Was that on purpose? That might possibly be the wittiest thing you have ever said.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Baklava is the shit

Not Jewish according to wikipedia; "central asian turkic origin".

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Not Jewish according to wikipedia; "central asian turkic origin".

KHAZARS!!!!

[General Butt.Naked]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

It depends on what type of Jewish cuisine you're talking about. Sephardic food is a lot different than Ashkenazi (the guys named Goldberg and Stein) or Middle Eastern Jewish food. Read a goddamn book, you fucking philistine. Wherever Jews lived they picked up food from the local people, so there's lots of variation.

IM aware of that, pimp-swagger McGee. Someone was just telling me about their (insert whatever the last jewish holiday was) meal, and I thought to myself how stupid that was. Its never a bad time to hate on der juden.

I am pretty Goliath-ey though...

[Turd_Smasher]

Are there any cool things to do with these crackers?
Like making them into a pizza or something?


And on a side note, Hitler made some jewish crackers too,
but he tended to burn them every time. He's not a very good cook

[Derision]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Not Jewish according to wikipedia; "central asian turkic origin".

I came here to say that.

[Turd_Smasher]

Jews only eat meat if the animal died in agonising pain and fear after having it's thoat sawcut halfway open with a knife and choking and gurgling on it's own blood for 3 minutes, panicing and crying for it's life while it flops around in a horrid death.
The jews are truely a peaceful race.

[The Pat-Man]

polish food- sausages = jew food. so no, jew food sucks.

[AMFYOYO]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Not Jewish according to wikipedia; "central asian turkic origin".

You and wiki are correct sir. It was the Ottoman Turks to be more precise, However, while the Turks may have invented baklava the Greeks perfected it. Which may just be one more reason why the Turks are always pissed at the Greeks.

[jackiesbaby]

I dunno why Jews bother to keep kosher. They don't believe in hell, so it's not like they're gonna burn for all eternity for eating a ham sandwich or some bacon.

['Ed Rush]

Kosher salt

[ratfrink]

Latkes and cholent are the only Jewish things I've eaten, and they're both really nice.

[skygear]

Triangular-shaped orange-poppy seed hamantaschen cookies

some of my favorite when I was growing up.

[reject]

In Poland the food in the Jewish sector was unbelievably good.

Even the chips/fries and pizza.

[White Jesus]

Lox is the bomb

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Originally Posted by jackiesbaby

Potato pancakes and those crackers mentioned by the OP are good.

If you're talking Rosti or Latke (the latter is just a Jew fuck word for the same shit) neither are exclusively jewish. Just because Muslims eat shit-tonnes of dates during Ramadan, are you a Muslim for enjoying them in October?

[King of the world]

WAS JUST GONNA SAY, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, POTATO PANCAKES ARE NOT JEWish. Yes THEY DO TASTE FUCKING DELICIOUS.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Baklava is the shit

...lol.

[JC Denton]

I always buy some kosher pepsi during hanukkah. The sweets are great, and you gotta love the dill pickles. I also use kosher salt whenever I can't find Maldon seasalt.