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Old 05-11-2012, 07:21 PM
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I never thought I could like cheap, boxed, wine but then I discovered Franzia. They actually have three different flavors, but I've only tried the red and the white so far. Has a beautiful aroma and palatable taste.

And it's cheap. I mean like suuuuper cheap. $9.99 for 5 Liters of wine.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:05 PM
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A round of slap the bag is always in order when someone's got this stuff. Otherwise it's worse than Arbor Mist for cheap shitty soccer mom wine.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:42 PM
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Default Re: Who Else Drinks Franzia?

Drank it once with my slag of an ex-girlfriend. We drank at least half of it, watched the Hangover, walked next door to a restaurant, ordered a shit ton of food, went back to the hotel, threw up, ate more food and watched more movies.

Not gonna fucking lie. It was awesome.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:47 AM
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My mom drinks this stuff all the time. It aint bad. Gets the job done for cheap.
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:35 AM
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It aint bad. Gets the job done for cheap.
Yeah its good when you've gotten sick of cheap vodka and 40's. The alc percentage must be lower than regular wine though, I can put that stuff down.
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:39 AM
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I get the Chardonnay box 13% alc
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:45 AM
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it gets ya drunk.
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you'll be fucking fat girls in no time
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college sluts in uggs, leggings and long white tees, lower middle class alcoholic moms and the chronically unemployed.
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:12 AM
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college sluts in uggs, leggings and long white tees, lower middle class alcoholic moms and the chronically unemployed.
great social observation
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There's no point. If I want to get drunk for cheap, I'll get a handle of plastic bottle vodka. If I want wine, I'll get a nice bottle.

Why I would ever want Franzia is beyond me. It's like the Bud Lite of wine. No, not even, it's like the Red Dog of wine.
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We cook with that shit where I work but not even the junkie chefs will drink it.
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Franzia is the most disgusting fluid I've ever had. The sight of the box makes me cringe.
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Franzia is the most disgusting fluid I've ever had. The sight of the box makes me cringe.
Ever had St Ides?
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You know where I can get some Sam Jackson?
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