If Jesus could walk on water, can he fly when it rains?

[Captain Falcon]

Or would it be like walking up stairs?

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

It would look like he's break dancing in the air, only involuntary.

[Zanick]

I used to ask shit like this in Sunday school, judging by the usual responses I get, of course. He could fly anyhow I think, if I remember the Bible right. But if you simply asked Jesus to do that he'd most likely decline because there's not much reason, other than to satisfy the idle curiosity of skeptics and awe-stricken bystanders.

[ArmsMerchant]

As I recall, that walking on water thing was only written up in one of the canonical scriptures, and some scholars think the author was dreaming.

[Vizier]

Nah, you need a stable body of water to hide the platform you're walking on to make the trick work.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

I'm pretty sure it was just an illusion from the heat.

[---Beany---]

lol, funny question.

[Xlite]

He could summon invisible angels to carry him up into the air, which made it seem as if he was flying.

True story.

[mizled]

Nope, you can see the wires when it rains.

[IIIII]

When Jesus turned the water into wine was it the best tasting wine ever?

And I bet those loaves of bread and the fish was pretty tasty too.

And you know in Mexico they pronounce it Hey Zeus