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Old 05-01-2012, 06:42 PM
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My school lunches in gradeschool were 1.50 for a milk, snack, side dish and meal.

NO FUCKING CANDY BITCH
i got the poverty discount lol.
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Old 05-01-2012, 06:43 PM
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i got the poverty discount lol.
I sold my poverty discount ticket to a kid who didn't qualify for poverty discount and got myself a real lunch, lol.
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Yes, that's the kind of thing that'll get you mad bitches. While everyone else is eating shitty cafeteria food, when you have a Lunchable, you're the king.
My ma used to bring me a maccies into school, the kids used to fuckin hate me haha.
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:57 AM
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If I shat in a box and mailed it to the United States of America, I know that my turd will end up on some kid's lunch menu somewhere. Well, look on the bright side. You won't get fat from eating my turds.

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Old 05-02-2012, 06:25 AM
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I like to give lunchables to my paid company before I engage in sexual intercourse.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:09 AM
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Fuck yeah.

These are the best one:



And they used to come with a Capri Sun. Fuck yeah.

yum, processed meat and plastic cheese....sounds awesome. I'm sorry your mom didnt love you enough to give you real food growing up
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:35 AM
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The best part was if you had leftover pizza sauce and cheese you could mixum together and nomnom on that amazing ambrosia.

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Old 05-02-2012, 08:04 AM
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Default Re: Lunchables.

Every time I had pizza, kids at the table would beg me to let them make one for me, "just one PLEASE zanick, I just want to make ONE PIZZA for you to eat!" And you know what they did then? They took a fucking bite.

Yeah, fuck everything but nachos. And fuck the nacho cheese, shit was nasty as fuck.

In fact, all of it was terrible looking back. The ham/cracker/cheese was too damn watery, I don't want my food to be soggy when I eat it. If I ever have kids (which I won't) I'm going to torture them with healthy eating choices. I was always jealous of that girl who, even when my lunchables were present, was just too good for anything but apples and carrots. Damn, she was fucking fit. It's been over ten years, and she's still skinny and beautiful and happy. Healthy bitch
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:30 AM
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typical prepackaged garbage
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:42 AM
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any of y'all remember back in the mid to late 90s when you could actually win something with Lunchables? All I remember were lego sets as prizes and when some kid in the cafeteria won one.
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:44 AM
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Lunchables are the worst excuse for food since ramen noodles. The closest they come to food are the pizza ones, and even that is a shitty excuse for food.

They are fun sometimes when you're a kid, but they're never enough to fill you up. I always looked at the kids with the lunchables and felt bad that they didn't get a lot, while my mom made me my lunch. But looking back, at least they got something. A lot of parents where I live don't even bother to give their kids food, and instead they send their kids to school with food stamps. I guess that's an improvement over lunchables, but fuck, how long does it take to put a sandwich, apple, and a yoohoo in a brown bag?
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any of y'all remember back in the mid to late 90s when you could actually win something with Lunchables? All I remember were lego sets as prizes and when some kid in the cafeteria won one.
Yeah lol. I used to collect the Pokemon ones.. when I was at the grocery store I'd peek through all the boxes to see if they were the winner, lol. There was a sweet spot where you could move the pouch to see if it was a winner. None of them on the shelf was.

And I used to collect the Pokemon's... lol

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Old 05-02-2012, 09:29 AM
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Lunchables are the worst excuse for food since ramen noodles. The closest they come to food are the pizza ones, and even that is a shitty excuse for food.

They are fun sometimes when you're a kid, but they're never enough to fill you up. I always looked at the kids with the lunchables and felt bad that they didn't get a lot, while my mom made me my lunch. But looking back, at least they got something. A lot of parents where I live don't even bother to give their kids food, and instead they send their kids to school with food stamps. I guess that's an improvement over lunchables, but fuck, how long does it take to put a sandwich, apple, and a yoohoo in a brown bag?
At least with food stamps you get a cafeteria lunch that might contain some nutrition....lunchables are guaranteed to contain nothing of nutritional value
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:28 AM
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At least with food stamps you get a cafeteria lunch that might contain some nutrition....lunchables are guaranteed to contain nothing of nutritional value
Ha, it's no wonder I grew taller an my voice got deeper before most of the other kids; I didn't have lunchables to stunt my growth.
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Is a decent sandwich really that hard to make? Fucking faggots.
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Default Re: Lunchables.

I don't mind lunchables as a snack. I was never able to try them until I was old enough to buy them for myself. My Mom always packed me a lunch, since our cafeteria's food was abysmal.

But - yeah, I agree with Mutant Funk Drink. I don't see how cheese and crackers with a fun sized candy bar can fill a kid up. That's not a lunch.
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I used my lunch money to buy weed instead of food. Getting the munchies sort of sucked, but at least I was high. Fuck eating.
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Old 05-03-2012, 02:18 AM
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Lol @ Niggas gettin' mad over a kids snack.

Who the fuck cares about nutritional value when you're a kid? Did you care about nutritional value when you ate Skittles?
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i got the poverty discount lol.
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The pizza ones are the best.
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i just pack my kidz triscuits, kielbasa and cheese, with a juise box and an orange and once a week dey get like a chocolit bar broke up between the 3 of them
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I'd enjoy luchables if it came with a bowl

I mean, c'mon. Wake 'n bake, lunch and dinner.

Nothing better than that

Although I do enjoy the ham and cheese crackers...
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The Lunchables Peperoni Pizza was my favorite. I remember I used to make them and warm them up in the microwave.

It's a damn shame that Lunchables don't make me full anymore.

Deep Dish Pizza ones were okay.
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i remember the pizza lunchable -- that was the blandest tasting recreation of a pizza i've ever eaten... no offense.

i'd rather buy some ritz and meat from the deli.
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