One good thing about being ugly and unlikable

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Save money on condoms. I've had the same pack since I was 14.

Though, you spend an awful lot on hookers.

[crimsonsmoke]

Err... okay. Good luck with that.

[ratfrink]

Another good thing is that you get to have loads of se... oh wait, no.

[FrY]

I gladly spend the money.

Even if I have to use some of the extras as socks.

[The Pat-Man]

how bout you stop being a self pitying faggot and either off yourself or do something worthwhile.

[reggie_love]

What're condoms?

[ratfrink]

Condoms are ultralight collapsible waterproof socks.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Stun Cunted

LoL, ive actually done that before. Made a thread about it too.

[King of the world]

Most hookers provide condoms.

[Tachosomoza]

Pitiful, OP.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Pitiful, OP.

Like you're any better.

[Proots]

I knew this thread was going to be by SHH as soon as I saw the title.

[Tachosomoza]

Don't start with me, SLIM, you broken ankled self hating quadroon cunt.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

lol i love not paying for sex.
makes me feel like im actually worth something

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Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

how bout you stop being a self pitying faggot and either off yourself or do something worthwhile.

As far as I'm concerned, fucking impoverished Eastern European hookers is a worthwhile activity.

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Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

lol i love not paying for sex.
makes me feel like im actually worth something

Gud 4 u

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Don't start with me, SLIM, you broken ankled self hating quadroon cunt.

HAhahahahaahahahahahahahaaha.


Also, since when did Zoklet put people down for fucking hookers? What, are you a bunch of fucking faggots now?

[Ghost Buster]

Fucking hookers must be a fail on so many levels. First off you're paying for sex. That pathetic sadness would be more tolerable, if it were like, some normal chick you were paying to fuck. You know, a chick who didn't have 4 different cocks in her mouth before breakfast. But no. You're paying to fuck some mega slut that has probably tasted 50 different cocks in the last week. And cocks that are used to being sucked by hookers. Its just a gigantic web of disgusting.

Secondly you need to use condoms with a hooker. Condom sex is fail sex. Unless your american or jewish, in which case condom sex probably isn't that much worse since your dick has already lost most of its nerves. But I digress.

Also you can get stds from a hooker even if you use a condom. I don't need to find out from first hand experience that genital warts would not be fun times.

Also I'd imagine most hookers charge a decent penny. At least the semi attractive ones would. That money would be better spend on other things. Like 2 ounces of weed. Or takeout food everyday for 2 weeks.

Seriously sex is overrated to begin with, and I wouldn't fuck a hooker for free. Gross.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by ^

As far as I'm concerned, fucking impoverished Eastern European hookers is a worthwhile activity.

you got me there

[Proots]

If the picture you posted is really you - and, the shit you say about yourself is even halfway true, then you fucking hookers is a lie.

Either you're telling lies about the hookers or you're telling lies about how pathetic and socially ill-equipped you are. Or, maybe even both!

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

I wouldn't fuck a hooker for free. Gross.

Nigger please. It's weird, I've noticed a recent trend around here that everyone's suddenly started acting like they're pussy magnets. Stop acting like you have high standards and fuck 5 girls a day. Remember that guy about a year ago who made that thread asking how to make his own fleshlight out of mince meat and a pringles can?