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Old 06-01-2012, 07:10 PM
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Lightbulb Building a smuggling tunnel.

I was thinking like maybe build a little tunnel under the border about the size of a large pipe, and have like those capsule things like the drive thru at the bank, and send it back and forth. Then have the pipe keep going for another 1,000 or so feet from where the capsule actualy stops, so if the tunnel gets discovered they'll think that's where its being sent but its actual not.
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

This is not doable - think again
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:40 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

In theory you COULD.

But YOU can't.


But if you set such a thing up you please write a guide on it, i've always wanted to fuck with my neighbors via a hidden pipe system..
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:46 PM
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Got a little digging 'bot?
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:53 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

Use mad Mexicans the cartel does it why can't we
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:55 PM
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Use mad Mexicans the cartel does it why can't we
They have billions of dollars and billions of dollars worth of shit to smuggle what does actor have?
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:08 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

You're gonna end up with your head in a box on some Mexican ranch.
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:39 PM
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like maybe build a little tunnel
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:19 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

How about using RC cars/helicopters to transport your goods?
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:22 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

I would like to know how to build a tunnel so I could live in it. Mole people unite!
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:24 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

The question is how you would build such a thing without getting caught. With the big smuggling tunnels, you have people tunneling underground, which isn't an option with this little tube thing you're thinking about. It sounds like the kind of thing that would just be buried underground, and you wouldn't exactly be able to do that without people noticing what's going on.
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:25 PM
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How about using RC cars/helicopters to transport your goods?
A RC plane is a better idea than a tunnel. CBP uses ground penetrating radar to find tunnels in around the city, and in the country/desert they have multiple inland checkpoints (spread out along the first 25 miles or so from the border). If you flew a bigger RC plane, you could probably move a few lbs of blow or H at once.

You'd need a powerful engine though, like a JetCat Turbine

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Old 06-02-2012, 10:42 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

Hire some illegal mexican immigrants to dig that tunnel for you. I'm sure they'll be glad to help a gringo out since it's going under the border anyway.
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Old 06-03-2012, 04:39 PM
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Default Re: Building a smuggling tunnel.

It has been done before.
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