What's the most serious crime SWIM has got away with?

[Tokerface]

Talked out loud in class.
Did 52 km/s in a 50 zone.
Shoplifted a mars bar.
Didn't wrap the wii remote around my wrist while playing.
Ripped a handful of leaves off a neighbors tree.

[axdst3]

these people, writing here, are amateurs. i killed my mother’s little dog. yeah, it was old and shivered all the time and fit in her fucking purse, but that’s not why i killed it. i killed it because she loved that thing way more than she ever loved me. i killed it because i couldn’t kill her.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Murder

[slicknickns]

Double murder

[Psychotogen]

Statute of limitations...

[moron]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

I was once lured to a hotel room to perform fellatio on this poster

[DiStOrTiOn]

I once ordered the gassing and disposal of about 300,000 jews back in the 1940's. This figure has been exaggerated 20 fold by the jews who got away, mainly so they could gain enough sympathy to lay claim to a chunk of Palestine. I faked my death to the russians and then fled to Mexico, where I then became the lord of the Los Zetas cartel. In total I've gotten away with about 340k murders

[Coomly]

I know someone who:
Shoplifted $500 in 2 hours.
Stole crazy amounts of liquor/drugs from neighbor.
Lied to a police officer.

[I Kill Null Airtime]

I pissed in OP's cereal.

[The Big LeBronowski]