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Old 07-19-2012, 02:09 AM
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http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/yo...r-old-dies.php

After 40 hours playing in a cyber café, when he logged off he dies within a minute. This is seriously scary. Do these guys get up to pee? Is real life that different? Why is it always East Asians who seem to die playing games?
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:11 AM
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Before I click the article. Let me guess.


Asian?


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Fucking win
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:11 AM
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>Diablo 3
>40 hours in a row

Fuck me. Hahaha I'm guessing he had some kind of mental disability.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:12 AM
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Asian?
Being a racist jerk is like a psychic superpower for you, huh?

Yeah, Asian, and you should have read the OP better.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:13 AM
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That's weak i do like 300 hrs before i take a break...
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:14 AM
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Being a racist jerk is like a psychic superpower for you, huh?

Yeah, Asian, and you should have read the OP better.


lol I wouldn't say a superpower, but it's a natural gift. You know I don't actually read threads minus the title. Come on now .
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:22 AM
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This article reccomends taking a break every 20 hours. Are you fucking serious?
Kids are fucked these days.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:24 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_vein_thrombosis

Most probable cause of death.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:42 AM
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Default Re: Kids dies playing Diablo 3

now this is funny shit
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/10/sa...-drive-wit.php

Sadness: First Man To Drive With Mind Controlled Bionic Arm Dies After Crash
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:05 AM
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LOL I bet his parents are all "You bwinga shame to this house" and disown him for playing and dieing for such a shitty game.

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Old 07-19-2012, 01:10 PM
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40 hours of grinding gets you dying
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:15 PM
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Being a racist jerk is like a psychic superpower for you, huh?

Yeah, Asian, and you should have read the OP better.
you're a racist jerk yourself.

apparently in south korea there's laws regarding how long you can use an internet cafe computer, because this has been a growing problem between their hardc0re gamers for some time... here is something about it i'm too tired to find it properly: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/11/22/wo...ing/index.html

gold farmers and noodle nerds dying of exhaustion from playing MMOs for too long.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:39 AM
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Asian?


*EDIT*

Fucking win
Actually its an asian nearly 100% of the time. Its more impressive to ask yourself: Korea, Japan, China or Taiwan?
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:42 AM
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This is just... pathetic. How can you possibly do one thing for 40 hours.

Wait... meth

nvm
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:50 AM
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Diablo 3? What a fucking loser. D3 blows donkey cock. Winners will wait to die playing Guild Wars 2.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:55 AM
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Actually its an asian nearly 100% of the time. Its more impressive to ask yourself: Korea, Japan, China or Taiwan?
The safest bet is Korea, because it's Korea at least 80% of the time.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:22 AM
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The safest bet is Korea, because it's Korea at least 80% of the time.
That's because Koreans are disciplined and badass. Letting eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom interrupt gaming is kind of just something pathetic white people would do.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:31 AM
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Why do people have to be so racially stereotypical and do this kind of shit?
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That's because Koreans are disciplined and badass. Letting eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom interrupt gaming is kind of just something pathetic white people would do.
Us white boys resort to this:

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Old 07-20-2012, 03:02 AM
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It's official! Boredom can actually kill you...
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It's official! Boredom can actually kill you...
If it could he would have died 40 hours earlier

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Old 07-20-2012, 09:44 PM
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Lol, not sure if it's better or worse than the kid who died from jerking off too many times in a row.
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:57 PM
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Get rich or die trying, that's what I say.
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:19 PM
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... Asians.
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:19 PM
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Wonder if his HC char died also.
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Is there a real cause of death available?
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Lol, not sure if it's better or worse than the kid who died from jerking off too many times in a row.
I've always wondered.. He died because jerked of, what, 47 times or something?

How do they know the exact number? Did he write it down or something?
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Old 07-22-2012, 09:47 PM
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I've always wondered.. He died because jerked of, what, 47 times or something?

How do they know the exact number? Did he write it down or something?
official record attempt. the invigilator lost count at 44, though, so it's controversial.
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:06 AM
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I've always wondered.. He died because jerked of, what, 47 times or something?

How do they know the exact number? Did he write it down or something?
I think he filmed it lol.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:29 PM
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How is that even possible? He coulda been a pornstar with that kind of stamina.
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It's pretty much how every kid dies if hes autistic enough to play a game for 40 consecutive hours.
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I'd be surprised if it wasn't actually. Idk how someone can just game that hard. If I'm be playing a video game that long, it better have a blowjob, joint, and beer to come with it.

Asian?


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I'd be surprised if it wasn't actually. Idk how someone can just game that hard. If I'm be playing a video game that long, it better have a blowjob, joint, and beer to come with it. No game can be that good.
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