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07-25-2012, 12:00 AM
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Duke
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Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Sometimes when I jack it I imagine havin sex with myself from a girls perspective. Sometimes I imagine it from a Hooker's perspective. I guess it's my imagination wandering off, LoL.
Any of yoh ever done that?
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07-25-2012, 12:20 AM
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Ugly Pile of Bones
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
No.
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07-25-2012, 12:25 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
dafaq? that is no way normal
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07-25-2012, 12:30 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
What your saying is comparable to fucking a twin or some shit, no!
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07-25-2012, 12:31 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
wow, you are really into yourself huh? That's just wierd dude...
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07-25-2012, 01:24 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
This is one of those times where you should keep whats going on in that crazy noggin to yourself. Just sayin.
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07-25-2012, 01:26 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Sounds creative, you must be good at visualizing. Lots of people have a hard time imagining themselves in detail while performing a repetitive task.
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07-25-2012, 01:27 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
wow now that's a man kiss...
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07-25-2012, 01:57 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Yeah thats a new one for me
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07-25-2012, 02:03 AM
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Joint Chief of Soul
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Been there done that. You guys already know.
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07-25-2012, 08:36 PM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
lol i was jacking off on butylone and 25i last night and i was somewhere in between thinking I was rubbing a giant alien tentacle and having sex with a fist and being a woman giving a handjob for money
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07-26-2012, 12:06 AM
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Baron
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Sounds fairly vanilla.
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07-26-2012, 12:21 AM
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Marquis
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
The imagination is so much more versatile than porn.
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07-26-2012, 12:34 AM
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Duke
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Thats probably a thing you shoulda kept to yourself.
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07-26-2012, 10:13 AM
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Baron
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Quote:
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Thats probably a thing you shoulda kept to yourself.
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07-26-2012, 10:34 AM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Actor probably fingers his asshole while jacking off to enhance his homosexual fantasies
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07-26-2012, 12:09 PM
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Duke
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Quote:
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I remember the days when Totse used to be a place to exchange controversial information to get a better understanding of what the real word is like.
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Yeah.. but no.
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07-26-2012, 12:30 PM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Im going to try this.
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07-26-2012, 02:34 PM
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Duke
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
> Asking Zoklet about imagination.
lol
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07-26-2012, 02:41 PM
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welcome to the machine
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Nice 
Although I can't say I've ever done the same.
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07-26-2012, 02:48 PM
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Duke
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Sometimes I imagine fucking a clone of myself.
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07-26-2012, 03:08 PM
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Baron
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Anyone who says they have never wondered what sex is like from a girl's perspective is lying.
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07-26-2012, 10:21 PM
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Re: Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I'm a girl havin sex with myself.
Fantasizing about a dude banging you is gay, even if you pretend to be a chick.
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