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06-26-2012, 02:35 PM
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Marquis
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I'm about to talk to the mail lady
She came up in my yard yesterday and was cute. We got a new mail lady. I should have tried yesterday but didn't. I'm going to wait until she rides by and get on my motorcycle and stop and try to get her phone number. Advice?
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06-26-2012, 02:39 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
Make sure it's not a male lady.
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06-26-2012, 02:42 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Make sure it's not a male lady.
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I would be pissed if she was just a sub for that day
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06-26-2012, 02:42 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
Don't talk to her, stalk her.
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06-26-2012, 02:46 PM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
Penetrate her.
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06-26-2012, 02:59 PM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Originally Posted by reject
Make sure it's not a male lady.
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Beat me to it .
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06-26-2012, 03:27 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Make sure it's not a male lady.
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06-26-2012, 04:03 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
Wasn't her. I pulled up beside her and was like  then made up something about stamps and rode off. This is why I hate passing up any opportunity to get a girl.
I went to the store to get a phone to talk to girl I met last night and was standing in line and I let this woman go ahead of me. She looked really good. I asked if she had a bf and she said yeah but you could tell she still liked me. I was about to ask for her number anyway but she asked how old I was and I told her and she told me she was almost 40  She looked my age.
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06-26-2012, 04:10 PM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Originally Posted by ACE_187
She came up in my yard yesterday and was cute. We got a new mail lady. I should have tried yesterday but didn't. I'm going to wait until she rides by and get on my motorcycle and stop and try to get her phone number. Advice?
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How about you leave her alone so she doesn't get HPV and other diseases you are carrying.
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06-26-2012, 04:16 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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How about you leave her alone so she doesn't get HPV and other diseases you are carrying.
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Idk for sure that I do. But like 50% of sexually active people have it, so I'm guessing if you've been with more than 10 people you're probably part of that half. As for anything else like herpes or something I think I would know if I had that.
But yeah I'll probably never see her again. That sucks.
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06-26-2012, 09:42 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Don't look at it that way. Just think of these missed opportunities as practice. Get a little bolder each time you talk to someone and fine tune your social skills til you're a smooth motherfucker. Million other fish, man...
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Thanks. I got a girls (stranger) number last night. I am fairly bold when it comes to talking to girls. It doesn't scare me anymore. I just didn't talk to her because I looked bad compared to how I usually do, and I was kinda thinking about something else at the time. But yeah, things like that remind me never to pass things up like that.
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06-26-2012, 11:10 PM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
When I was single, and drunk at bars, I often times just straight out asked if they were interested in absolutely wonderful plus free sex...
youd be delighted to know most women get caught off guard, but honestly they get all hypnogoogly eyed and just follow along.
roofies are the business.
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06-26-2012, 11:11 PM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Originally Posted by ACE_187
Thanks. I got a girls (stranger) number last night. I am fairly bold when it comes to talking to girls. It doesn't scare me anymore. I just didn't talk to her because I looked bad compared to how I usually do, and I was kinda thinking about something else at the time. But yeah, things like that remind me never to pass things up like that.
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06-26-2012, 11:45 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
Don't you live in a trailer park lol? I suggest moving into a nicer crib before attempting to pursue females other than crank whores.
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06-26-2012, 11:55 PM
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Marquis
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Don't you live in a trailer park lol? I suggest moving into a nicer crib before attempting to pursue females other than crank whores.
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No, been living with my mom for the past couple months. And I think I fucked like 4 bitches in that trailer.
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06-27-2012, 07:51 AM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Originally Posted by dephdiddy
When I was single, and drunk at bars, I often times just straight out asked if they were interested in absolutely wonderful plus free sex...
youd be delighted to know most women get caught off guard, but honestly they get all hypnogoogly eyed and just follow along.
roofies are the business.
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I think we have a criminal confession right here. It makes sense. Since you can't get girls on your own, you think it's best to drug them.
You have no game, and you're a fucking pussy.
Grow some fucking balls.
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06-27-2012, 08:07 AM
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
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Don't you live in a trailer park lol? I suggest moving into a nicer crib before attempting to pursue females other than crank whores.
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06-27-2012, 08:22 AM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Re: I'm about to talk to the mail lady
walk up to her with your mail. say "here ya go --- wait, i forgot to stamp this one." then lick the stamp and stick it on her vagina
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