CFL lightbulbs. the hidden menace.

[zombo.com]

Cfl's. your constantly told they reduce energy costs, they're greener..etc. and so on and such bullshit.

But i have stumbled upon the truth.

They are an attack upon the common tweeker!

(and anyone else who needs a cheap vaping option)

yes my brethren, you heard me right. This is an insidious plot to replace our nice perfectly shaped and proportioned premade smoking utensils with unusable, environmentally friendly twisty shit.

Don't stand for it. Smash them in the streets! burn the oppressors stores down around their green ears!

Viva la revolucione!
defenestrate the proletariat!

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by zos

Cfl's. your constantly told they reduce energy costs, they're greener..etc. and so on and such bullshit.

But i have stumbled upon the truth.

They are an attack upon the common tweeker!

(and anyone else who needs a cheap vaping option)

yes my brethren, you heard me right. This is an insidious plot to replace our nice perfectly shaped and proportioned premade smoking utensils with unusable, environmentally friendly twisty shit.

Don't stand for it. Smash them in the streets! burn the oppressors stores down around their green ears!

Viva la revolucione!
defenestrate the proletariat!

Damn, and all I thought was that they were a mercury contamination hazard....

[Unholy Batman]

lmao

[Nightshade]

Think the CFL's are an attack on the common tweaker? Imagine them finding out that all incandescent bulbs are banned in 2014. It was part of the energy bill that was passed in 2007.

Should be fun for all.

[tariel]

Anti tweeker, but pro marijuana perhaps?

They have made micro growing more acessible to many people.

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CFL's have mercury.

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by ate

CFL's have mercury.

Oh thank you Ate for bringing to us this obscure, invaluable knowledge!

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Why is this obscure and invaluable?

[Bong McPuffin]

The best vape-bulb I've ever had, which I tragically broke when I was drunk and mad at my friends girlfriend for being a super-mega-cunt, was a small but very thick-glassed bulb that I got out of some industrial drafting table lamp... it was a day-light imitating bulb, and it was like 1/2 the size of a tradition bulb, and the glass was twice as thick. Also, the threads just happened to line up perfectly with a pop-bottle cap, so with a single layer of electrical tape around the threads, it made an almost perfectly air-tight seal.

I put a glass tube through the bottle cap and drilled a small carb-hole and viola... perfect vaporization unit!

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Is that the same type of bulb?

[007GoldenShower]

They never last as long either despite what they promise

[Bong McPuffin]

Originally Posted by ate

Is that the same type of bulb?

I have no clue what you mean... the same type of bulb as what?

It was a regular light bulb, not one of the curly types, it was just smaller than your normal house-light bulbs with thicker glass.. it heated up more evenly and it wasn't as prone to breaking from too much heat.

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That is incandescent.

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by ate

That is incandescent.

No, those are niggers.

We tried to use them for labor and it didn't work well because they're lazy. So I've come to the conclusion they are only good for eating, good source of melanin.

You should too.

[Retard Synrdome]

Originally Posted by ate

CFL's have mercury.

Thank you for spreading your unwarranted paranoia about. We shouldn't even try to practice common sense, safe handling and responsibility whilst handling potentially dangerous materials regardless of their benefits. Instead, we should practice how to be biased towards and ignorantly boycott them, instead. You are an indispensable and valuable member to the community.

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by Retard Syndrome

Thank you for spreading your unwarranted paranoia about. We shouldn't even try to practice common sense, safe handling and responsibility whilst handling potentially dangerous materials regardless of their benefits. Instead, we should practice how to be biased towards and ignorantly boycott them, instead. You are an indispensable and valuable member to the community.

You got it all wrong man, that's not what he meant. He was eluding to mercury granting eternal life, and that these lighting devices will greatly promote the biological advancement of the human race.

He learned it from those damn Commies, you know how great their ancient medicine was, it far surpassed ours.

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Originally Posted by BungHole

No, those are niggers.

We tried to use them for labor and it didn't work well because they're lazy. So I've come to the conclusion they are only good for eating, good source of melanin.

You should too.

By niggers, I assume you mean humans of African descent. If you want someone to do something for you, you have to be sure they really want to do it, otherwise you might not get the best results. What's more so, is that you could probably benefit from doing all your work yourself, or most of it.

I assume this is the problem, because they are very capable, even more so than most.

Originally Posted by Retard Syndrome

We shouldn't even try to practice

Definitely practice.

Originally Posted by BungHole

You got it all wrong man, that's not what he meant.

Are you deciding or me?

Originally Posted by BungHole

He was eluding to mercury granting eternal life.

Mercury is what you call neurotoxic.

Originally Posted by BungHole

and that these lighting devices will greatly promote the biological advancement of the human race.

Try to stick to what is natural.

If you lived in full spectrum sun light your whole life and then were stuck in a room with Fluorescent lighting, you'd eventually feel joy at the sight of the sun. Maybe.

Originally Posted by BungHole

He learned it from those damn Commies, you know how great their ancient medicine was, it far surpassed ours.

The now famous city-sized mausoleum guarded by a life-sized Terracotta Army, and a massive national road system, all at the expense of numerous lives. To ensure stability, Qin Shi Huang outlawed and burned many books.

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by ate

By niggers, I assume you mean humans of African descent. If you want someone to do something for you, you have to be sure they really want to do it, otherwise you might not get the best results. What's more so, is that you could probably benefit from doing all your work yourself, or most of it.

I assume this is the problem, because they are very capable, even more so than most.

No, I wasn't talking about you, Ate.

Originally Posted by ate

Definitely practice.

Definitely.

Originally Posted by ate

Are you deciding or me?

I didn't decide anything. God did.

Originally Posted by ate

Mercury is what you call neurotoxic.

So is dopamine, and it's still one of the many keys to love and happiness....

Originally Posted by ate

Try to stick to what is natural.

If you lived in full spectrum sun light your whole life and then were stuck in a room with Fluorescent lighting, you'd eventually feel joy at the sight of the sun. Maybe.

I just get sun burned.

Originally Posted by ate

The now famous city-sized mausoleum guarded by a life-sized Terracotta Army, and a massive national road system, all at the expense of numerous lives. To ensure stability, Qin Shi Huang outlawed and burned many books.

But he transcended into the infinite by drinking a mixture of crushed jade and mercury metal! He's an hero!

[CountBlah]

You have got to be trollin

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Now we know why the government banned incandescent light bulbs. It's because they don't irradiate us!

"Our study revealed that the response of healthy skin cells to UV emitted from CFL bulbs is consistent with damage from ultraviolet radiation," said lead researcher Miriam Rafailovich, Professor of Materials Science and Engineering at Stony Brook University, in New York, in a statement.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/...in_damage.html

"Our study revealed that the response of healthy skin cells to UV emitted from CFL bulbs is consistent with damage from ultraviolet radiation," said lead researcher Miriam Rafailovich, Professor of Materials Science and Engineering at Stony Brook University, in New York, in a statement. "Skin cell damage was further enhanced when low dosages of TiO2 nanoparticles were introduced to the skin cells prior to exposure."

FDA: "Nah, it's cool."