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[Centipede2]

You are in a deeply wooded forest and a thick fog rolls around you. You see just the tail end of the sunset go down and you are in darkness with only the stars to guide you. You feel a wind through the trees. You feel a hand tap your side.

"Excuse me sir, will you help me find my dog!?"

A small child looks up at you hopefully.

[Mantikore]

how can you see the stars if there is a thick fog and you being in a deeply wooded forest?

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Mantikore

how can you see the stars if there is a thick fog and you being in a deeply wooded forest?

You awaken to discover that the previous situation had never happened, it was all just a bad acid trip.

You're laying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit behind a Denny's in Chicago. A meth-crazed hobo is sucking your dick.

[simonov]

why yes my child but first we must do the magic incantation i need you to close your eyes and open your mouth when the incantation is complete you will recive the magic elixer

[Rizzo in a box]

i love playing D&D online

[Not That Guy]

I thought you just offered sweets and a ride in your car

[Bakayar]

If I have learned anything in life its that you should always help people, you never know when you might need help yourself, you end up having quite a few favours you can ask. Also you can make pretty cool friends that way.

[brandon]

inb4rapethekid

[Centipede2]

Originally Posted by Bakayar

If I have learned anything in life its that you should always help people, you never know when you might need help yourself, you end up having quite a few favours you can ask. Also you can make pretty cool friends that way.

The child giggles.

"Thanks."

To the north there is a castle. To the west there is a place rumored to house a dragon. To the south there is an old abandoned library. To the east there is a gigantic mirror.

What do you do?

[Dr rocker]

Originally Posted by Kabigon

The child giggles.

"Thanks."

To the north there is a castle. To the west there is a place rumored to house a dragon. To the south there is an old abandoned library. To the east there is a gigantic mirror.

What do you do?

Have a piss. I allways think better when I have a piss.

You decide to piss behind a tree. You have to work out what is the front and what is the back of the nearest tree.

[Bakayar]

well, this is a hard decision, where do dogs normaly hang out? logic says to ask the girl where she thinks the dog could be. failing that you should perhaps go to the castle, I dont see a dog wandering anywhere else. of course this is hoping the castle is safe and that owners are willing to help should the dog not be there.

[Jesus of Nazareth]

You say fuck that and go buy meth from a biker.

[Centipede2]

Originally Posted by Bakayar

well, this is a hard decision, where do dogs normaly hang out? logic says to ask the girl where she thinks the dog could be. failing that you should perhaps go to the castle, I dont see a dog wandering anywhere else. of course this is hoping the castle is safe and that owners are willing to help should the dog not be there.

The girl giggles at you. Her face starts to glow more and more orange. Time starts to slow and you hear a voice in your head

-- the dog is in a dungeon in the bottom of the castle --

--::you must go there::--

You don't know where the voice is coming from but perhaps deep from within.

You ask the girl if she said that but she shakes her head

"NO."

"But where do you think your dog is?"

"" she says.

So you start heading up the castle. The forest starts getting more and more dense on the pathway there.

You remember a memory from your past.

" Neener, neener, poo poo", Bully #1 says.

You're hoisted against a wall while kids punch your stomach. You start trying to throw punches at the leader of the group but they grab you and you can't move...until... you escape their grasp and start running.

You started running around the school where this Bully was doing this to you. What did you do?

[Bakayar]

damnit, knew there was something weird about the girl... bloody giggling... anyway, um, i've never been bullied but I did get into a lot of "unfair" fights at primary school, I normally ran away through largely obstacled areas until they gave up, if they didn't I ran to an advantageous area and found a weapon, like a long stick, and that was enough of a threat to deter most people. never a rock though, because once you've thrown it the people chasing you could use it and you would no longer have a weapon.