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Old 02-15-2009, 05:32 PM
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Playing some shitty nes name- 1
Golden eye 007 N64- 1
Xbox360 skate 2 -1. (Last night)

Anyone else suppress their anger to the point of an explosion of fury?
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

ive never done it to my xbox controller(yet) but i used to do it to my ps2 controllers all the time
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:38 PM
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2 Original Xbox controllers (Big daddies). The analog sticks got funky, and would alternate how fast I would move. Took off the cover for the first one, which was pretty fun at LAN parties, but it eventually broke, and one of my friends bought me a used one from GameStop.

Those controllers were easily my favorite.
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:57 PM
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Never.

It's all about taking care of your shit.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:03 PM
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Never.

It's all about taking care of your shit.
You don't play enough shitty games.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:04 PM
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You don't play enough shitty games.
Haha, shall I start playing more? I have a shit time and break controllers. It's a win-win.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:05 PM
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I wore out the analog stick on an N64 controller with Mario Party. Does that count?

Other than that, I turned a Xbox controller into a USB controller and used XBCD to drive it. That's kind of breaking it.
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:30 PM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

I believe the first controller I ever destroyed was an N64 one because I kept losing thanks to the completely worn out analog stick.

After that I destroyed 2 or 3 PS2 ones thanks to worn out shoulder buttons.

I don't break a controller just because I'm pissed, but if the controller is what's causing the problems I'm definitely going to smash it.
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:42 PM
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I scored a 4 million on fire and flames and was so happy and the adrenaline of being a real life rockstar hero rock bander forced me to take the guitar and start bashing the fuck out of the TV with it. Broke the 42" plasma and the controller. I bought a new TV and then rock band. I scored a 4.0001 million on threw fire and flames with drums so I ripped each of the drum things off the stand and threw them at my TV. TV broke by the third drum I threw. It was worth it though.
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:45 PM
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I scored a 4 million on fire and flames and was so happy and the adrenaline of being a real life rockstar hero rock bander forced me to take the guitar and start bashing the fuck out of the TV with it. Broke the 42" plasma and the controller. I bought a new TV and then rock band. I scored a 4.0001 million on threw fire and flames with drums so I ripped each of the drum things off the stand and threw them at my TV. TV broke by the third drum I threw. It was worth it though.
Pretty hardcore imo.

Sounds like you're the type of person who should import this newly released game in Japan - Suicide hero.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:05 PM
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I scored a 4 million on fire and flames and was so happy and the adrenaline of being a real life rockstar hero rock bander forced me to take the guitar and start bashing the fuck out of the TV with it. Broke the 42" plasma and the controller. I bought a new TV and then rock band. I scored a 4.0001 million on threw fire and flames with drums so I ripped each of the drum things off the stand and threw them at my TV. TV broke by the third drum I threw. It was worth it though.
You sonofabitch, scoring 4 mill is a physical impossibility on that song!
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:06 PM
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You sonofabitch, scoring 4 mill is a physical impossibility on that song!
Thats what I thought too, but when I got it, I flipped the fuck out and just started bashing shit.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:31 PM
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Mario Party 1 - N64 - 3 controllers.

Fucking pwning everyone and then get something retarded like 'bash n cash'. When I was a kid and winning seemed to be very important..

I seriously broke 3 controllers playing this game, and they're the only controllers i've ever broken. I don't remember if it was all because of the bash n cash thing, at least 2 of them though.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:33 PM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

I have never ever ever broken a controller to any system I have ever owned.

Well, the n64 joystick naturally wore itself loose ... its like a hooker, the more fun you have with it, the looser it gets.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:37 PM
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I have never ever ever broken a controller to any system I have ever owned.

Well, the n64 joystick naturally wore itself loose ... its like a hooker, the more fun you have with it, the looser it gets.
then eventually they just hang like meat flaps..
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:59 PM
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Two. Both resulted from holding down the X button too much, playing Gran Turismo. The button became stuck.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:06 PM
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Two. Both resulted from holding down the X button too much, playing Gran Turismo. The button became stuck.
Wait, if we include sticky buttons/keys then I've gone through like 3 keyboards due to internet porn.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:22 PM
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i have broken 3 PS3 controllers by throwing them. There very delicate pieces of shit. Even the dualshock 3 is a bit shaky
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:24 PM
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i have broken 3 PS3 controllers by throwing them. There very delicate pieces of shit. Even the dualshock 3 is a bit shaky
Yeah. PS3 controllers are notorious for their daintiness.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:51 PM
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Yeah. PS3 controllers are notorious for their daintiness.
and their control mayo.
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:10 PM
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This is a bit off the tangent of the thread, but my dog seems to think that its funny to chew up all four of my Xbox headsets.
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:14 PM
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I have 4 ps2 controllers..only one works but its still cracked and shitty. I bashed all of them on the arm of the chair i play in...fuck....

i have one Xbox 360 controller and i havent broken it yet
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:19 PM
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i have one Xbox 360 controller and i havent broken it yet
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Old 02-16-2009, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

never really broke one out of anger, but I have worn them out from playing too much. Especially the N64 controllers.

If you have to resort to destroying a 50 dollar input device when you get mad, how about you ponder how many hours your parents worked to buy it. Also, try this... walk away from the game for a few minutes and cool down. EVERY time I do said practice, when I return to the game I accomplish what I was trying right away. Obviously because I regain focus, since anger can make the brain not operate as well.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:31 AM
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never really broke one out of anger, but I have worn them out from playing too much. Especially the N64 controllers.

If you have to resort to destroying a 50 dollar input device when you get mad, how about you ponder how many hours your parents worked to buy it. Also, try this... walk away from the game for a few minutes and cool down. EVERY time I do said practice, when I return to the game I accomplish what I was trying right away. Obviously because I regain focus, since anger can make the brain not operate as well.
Well, I smashed mine out of happiness. what do I do about that?
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:44 AM
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1 N64 stick.
1 large scratch of DS touchscreen
1 Funky PSP analog stick
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

I went through atleast 5 3rd party n64 controllers. Then I realized the one's Nintendo makes cost 10 dollars more.. but they don't break.

Other than that
1 Snes
5 N64
and the other day a dog chewed off my analog stick for my GCN, its dead now, the dog not my GCN controller.
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:54 AM
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The wiring on PS2 controllers seemed to turn to shit if you stored them in that roll-the-cable-around-the-controller method. Thankfully this problem was fixed in the next generation . Only problem I've ever had with xbox controllers is the pads on the left analog (sic) stick wearing down. it would be pretty fucking good if you could get replacement pads, because the soft compound (even softer for the 360 controllers) wears down very fucken quickly. It's grippy form fitting perfection when it's new though, for all of 15 hours (3-4 months with my gaming habits).
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:17 AM
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Well, I smashed mine out of happiness. what do I do about that?
cool story brah
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:55 AM
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2 PS3 controllers, I lost in an online match of PES'08 because of lag.
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I went through 4 PS2 controllers in one year playing NHL 2005. I was 15 and didn't take losing very well.
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:40 PM
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i have broken 3 PS3 controllers by throwing them. There very delicate pieces of shit. Even the dualshock 3 is a bit shaky
Well, what the fuck do you expect? - you idiot.

If you want to throw somehting, go outside and play cricket. Instead of draining away your parents hard earned moolah. Spoilt little shit, grow some respect.
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To date, none.
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Old 02-16-2009, 01:53 PM
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Default Re: How many controllers have you broken?

I really can NOT afford to break a controller. Not for $60 a piece. Just NO. Everytime I'm about to break one, I just tell myself that if I break it, I'll have to find the money to buy it, and I really don't have the money right now.
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