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Old 03-01-2010, 06:56 PM
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Default My friend told his whole school he would shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass 400

I think he's fucking retarded and nobody is ever going to remember him as anyone other than the guy who slept with like 30 something chicks and the dude who stuck an explosive in his asshole.

One friend tells me he has a legitamte good reason for it, but I can't see it.
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:10 PM
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Default Re: My friend told his whole school he would shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass 400

....400?
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Default Re: My friend told his whole school he would shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass 400

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Default Re: My friend told his whole school he would shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass 400

yeah it's too bad it went that way. idk how i know what you're talking about.
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Wait so this guy fucked 30+ chicks AND shot a bottle rocket out of his ass...
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Wait so this guy fucked 30+ chicks AND shot a bottle rocket out of his ass...
sounds pretty kick ass to me
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:36 PM
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Default Re: My friend told his whole school he would shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass 400

Sometimes when guys go to do that they clamp on the rocket with their sphincter muscles due to tension, help your friend enlarge his sphincter by repeatedly raping him in the ass.
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