Where can a civilian buy US military uniforms and like.. stripes and stars and medals

[elf omg]

and shit?

I'm planning an elaborate practical joke.

[cosmo]

Try a military surplus store.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by cosmo

Try a military surplus store.

link plz

[Misguided Russian]

I heard that Elmers no-wrinkle rubber cement is better than the competing brand.

[Mashleshmash]

More like a sick fantasy, amirite?

[constantinople]

There's military surplus stores in most larger towns Zek. It's not like an online thing. Haven't you ever wondered what those stores were with the huge fucking cannons outside them?

[Euda]

Not everybody lives in Texas, buckaroo.

http://www.army-surplus.com/home.html

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Euda

Not everybody lives in Texas, buckaroo.

http://www.army-surplus.com/home.html

Thank you Euda, you are a true American Hero.

[LSA King]

http://www.rangerjoes.com

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

Thank you Euda, you are a true American Hero.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

I'm planning an elaborate practical joke.

What are you planning? I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Knikola

What are you planning?

A funeral for an Army friend.

Does anyone know where I can find a recent corpse that no one will miss?

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Knikola

What are you planning? I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well.

tell me your tricks

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

A funeral for an Army friend.

Does anyone know where I can find a recent corpse that no one will miss?

Wow. I would punch you right in the face. That's disrespectful as all hell.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by constantinople

Wow. I would punch you right in the face. That's disrespectful as all hell.

What do you know of respect?

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

What do you know of respect?

I know I wouldn't play a joke like that unless I wanted to get punched in the face. You're like the assholes who protest at a soldiers funeral. Besides, most soldiers don't even have a confirmed kill. You do. Remember that.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by constantinople

I know I wouldn't play a joke like that unless I wanted to get punched in the face. You're like the assholes who protest at a soldiers funeral. Besides, most soldiers don't even have a confirmed kill. You do. Remember that.

It will be a joke between me and my close friends lol get over me.

I wouldn't protest at a funeral, btw.

EDIT: Unless it was a fake funeral.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

tell me your tricks

"Kidnapping" my friends newborn baby and setting up a scavenger hunt that ends up in the woods. The craze starts with a Facebook status update.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Knikola

"Kidnapping" my friends newborn baby and setting up a scavenger hunt that ends up in the woods. The craze starts with a Facebook status update.

I like the way you think.

[elf omg]

Really though, I'm not hosting a fake funeral, that was a joke and I didn't expect anyone to take it seriously.

I'm going to convince them that I've joined. It doesn't sound as cool, and it probably isn't, but I'm gonna look hot in uniform.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

Really though, I'm not hosting a fake funeral, that was a joke and I didn't expect anyone to take it seriously.

I'm going to convince them that I've joined. It doesn't sound as cool, and it probably isn't, but I'm gonna look hot in uniform.

That's stupid. But make sure you use the right rank or you will look dumb.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by constantinople

That's stupid. But make sure you use the right rank or you will look dumb.

I'm gonna be an officer of some sort, and I'll wear my purple heart I guess, so they'll think I was wounded before basic.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by constantinople

That's stupid.

Actually, you're right.

How hard do you think it would be to host a fake funeral? I'd want to get family involved, and they might think it's stupid.

hmm..

[(´･ω･`)]

Originally Posted by cosmo

Try a military surplus store.

A fag in a surplus store... now where have I seen this before?

*thinks about it*

[Animal Farm Pig]

The problem is that you would not be issued a uniform until you arrive for Basic Training.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Animal Farm Pig

The problem is that you would not be issued a uniform until you arrive for Basic Training.

This as well. Your whole plan is just sort of stupid. Are you manic right now or something? Go drinking.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Animal Farm Pig

The problem is that you would not be issued a uniform until you arrive for Basic Training.

I'll tell them I got it beforehand, because I like dressing up. They know it's true, and if I did join, I really might (especially if we were reimbursed somehow).

Are they reimbursed if they buy a uniform before they are issued one?

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by constantinople

This as well. Your whole plan is just sort of stupid. Are you manic right now or something? Go drinking.

yeah i am manic right now..

[Animal Farm Pig]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

I'll tell them I got it beforehand, because I like dressing up. They know it's true, and if I did join, I really might (especially if we were reimbursed somehow).

Are they reimbursed if they buy a uniform before they are issued one?

No, you wouldn't be reimbursed. Nobody buys a uniform before being issued one.

[brandon]

pk ashley by doing this i hope u no ur contributing 2 the military. as they always say "for every military uniform u by, the us military kills a inisint bystander"
so looks like U r the merder now

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by brandon

pk ashley by doing this i hope u no ur contributing 2 the military. as they always say "for every military uniform u by, the us military kills a inisint bystander"
so looks like U r the merder now

Idiot. Zek has BEEN a murderer for almost a DECADE now.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

but I'm gonna look hot in uniform.

No.

[elf omg]

Now I can't read page 2 of THIS thread, cool.

Anyway

Originally Posted by brandon

pk ashley by doing this i hope u no ur contributing 2 the military. as they always say "for every military uniform u by, the us military kills a inisint bystander"
so looks like U r the merder now

I'm okay with murder, so long as it is for a good cause. And.. is there any cause greater than that of making people laugh?

[Euda]

You could always burn a good effigy. There haven't been quite as many good effigies in the news since Obama got elected.

[virgil caine]

go to the px on a military base they will sell everything you need you probably need someone with a dod card to get on unless they allso do civilan shit there as well

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

What do you know of respect?

You should have your throat slit and hung above the ceiling so your blood can drench HB.