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Old 03-22-2010, 08:44 PM
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Grin Russian wedding guest wins a special Russian Roulette Darwin Award.

Lol, pure gold.

With regard to the video my internet skills fail hard, Youtube and everywhere else seems full of Rhianna's fucking Russian Roulette song, so until someone can find it you'll have to make do with this.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:50 PM
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Best wedding ever.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:52 PM
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We will find that video.
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:08 PM
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:09 PM
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Well I different article that says the video has been posted on Youtube but like OP said all Youtube yields is Rihanna shit.
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:16 PM
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i thought you're supposed to use a revolver
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:19 PM
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Roulette isn't such a gamble when the pistol auto-loads the next shot...
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:22 PM
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russia rolette, yez?
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:18 AM
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hey- stumbled upon you guys looking for said video. then i found it. enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxyS6SxxPw
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:26 AM
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Roulette isn't such a gamble when the pistol auto-loads the next shot...
It's amazing how many people seem to make that mistake.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:34 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaBo5eHEkeY

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Old 03-23-2010, 05:40 AM
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hey- stumbled upon you guys looking for said video. then i found it. enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxyS6SxxPw
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:22 PM
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=08d_1222481465
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:30 PM
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Ah, shit, I'd forgotten about Liveleak.

No need to rub it in.
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:42 PM
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Default Re: Russian wedding guest wins a special Russian Roulette Darwin Award.

whos rubbing anything?
if anything the link I posted is unrelated, I just searched russian roulette on liveleak cause I was too lazy to make a youtube account just so I can see some bitch blow her brains out (im assuming thats the vid)
but anyways the one I posted is some dumbass blowing his brains out on stage by playing russian roulette
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:46 PM
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Perhaps it's because of the blurry image, but isn't he holding a pistol and not a revolver? How the fuck do you play roulette with a pistol?
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:59 PM
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Perhaps it's because of the blurry image, but isn't he holding a pistol and not a revolver? How the fuck do you play roulette with a pistol?
He was doing it as a joke. You thought they were playing for real?
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hey- stumbled upon you guys looking for said video. then i found it. enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxyS6SxxPw


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Default Re: Russian wedding guest wins a special Russian Roulette Darwin Award.

Ha. I just found this article and had a conversation about it. Check it...

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Perhaps it's because of the blurry image, but isn't he holding a pistol and not a revolver? How the fuck do you play roulette with a pistol?
Good point. If there's a single bullet in the clip and it's chambered, it's going to be the next thing coming out of the gun. Just the fact that he chambered it before handing the gun over, but didn't chamber it for when he put it to his own head, proves beyond a doubt that he was fully aware there was a round in there.
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Good point. If there's a single bullet in the clip and it's chambered, it's going to be the next thing coming out of the gun. Just the fact that he chambered it before handing the gun over, but didn't chamber it for when he put it to his own head, proves beyond a doubt that he was fully aware there was a round in there.


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Old 03-23-2010, 08:19 PM
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Good point. If there's a single bullet in the clip and it's chambered, it's going to be the next thing coming out of the gun. Just the fact that he chambered it before handing the gun over, but didn't chamber it for when he put it to his own head, proves beyond a doubt that he was fully aware there was a round in there.
He did cock it before pressing it to his own head.

When the video plays the first time the russian commentary covers up the sound, but they play it a second time and you can hear it.
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Old 03-23-2010, 08:26 PM
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It was a rubber bullet and he still got paralyzed and brain damaged, lol.

And why the fuck were they using an automatic instead of a revolver?
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:31 PM
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Oh, you mean; I could've clicked that little button that says "Thanks" and has a yellow "Thumbs Up"?

That's true my dear and close friend, I could have, but somehow I didn't; I feel it's more personal to express my feelings through a post I took time to compile and type out, than simply to click a button - anyone can do that, but to take the time and post a real post will, in my opinion always beat the simple act of just clicking a button...

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Old 03-24-2010, 06:25 PM
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Oh, you mean; I could've clicked that little button that says "Thanks" and has a yellow "Thumbs Up"?

That's true my dear and close friend, I could have, but somehow I didn't; I feel it's more personal to express my feelings through a post I took time to compile and type out, than simply to click a button - anyone can do that, but to take the time and post a real post will, in my opinion always beat the simple act of just clicking a button...

Now I'll go click a simple button so you can joy over the fact that I just took the time to post this, have a joyful bliss...
Haha

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The game when using a semi-automatic pistol is called 'Polish Roulette' - meaning there is a 100% chance you will die unless the gun jams.
LOL.
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