Weirdest place you've ever masturbated? - Page 2

el drewto · #41 03-25-2010, 12:20 AM

In my bed, alone, in the dark, on my back.

Lord hang man · #42 03-25-2010, 12:30 AM

the Louvre. Jk, iunno. The library was weird.

Joe Camel · #43 03-25-2010, 12:39 AM

church bathroom, wal mart parking lot, the woods, my grandmas bathroom, i'm sure there's more

The Duke · #44 03-27-2010, 07:41 PM

In a car behind my mom and her husband while they were driving.

Crashwangdoodle · #45 03-27-2010, 07:51 PM

Aeroplane...

DaSkipper · #46 03-27-2010, 07:51 PM

Airplane (Jerked off to Jaime Hammer as a stewardess and her coming and just blowing me)
Bus from AC, NJ (Kitami Reika fucking me in the ass)
Every single one of my friend's houses (Mostly stuff from TV. First time I saw Beyonce bend over in that video for the pink panther, I fucking lost it and went to the bathroom)

RealGangstaAssNigga · #47 03-27-2010, 08:13 PM

Eh, the public washroom at work (Walmart). Anything to kill the monotony ahah.

reggie_love · #48 03-27-2010, 08:22 PM

On chatroulette

Facepalm · #49 03-27-2010, 08:29 PM

One time I masturbated into a pile of clothes that needed to put up inside of an Old Navy dressing room.

cheech · #50 03-27-2010, 10:01 PM

In your closet. Don't ask about the timing please.

SKUV · #51 03-28-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cheech

In your closet. Don't ask about the timing please.

But did you ever come out of it?

Headspin · #52 03-28-2010, 08:37 AM

So many places... airplanes, church bathrooms, playgrounds, most bedrooms I've ever encountered, in this room there are 1,2,3,4,5,6 different places I've done it, chances are if I've been left there alone long enough I've probably jerked off there... goes for a warning for anyone I might meet, I can't be left to stew in my thoughts for too long before things get sexy.

The funniest part is, I've never once been caught. Very close encounters and they may have known what I was doing but they never had the balls to tell me.

¤Tømmÿ Ver¢ettî¤ · #53 03-28-2010, 08:58 AM

Kmart dressing room
I really don't know why, I just had a sudden impulse to beat off.

Moonflower · #54 03-28-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duke

In a car behind my mom and her husband while they were driving.

We have a winner !

Headspin · #55 03-28-2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonflower

We have a winner !

Done that one too, plus while my family was on vacation and everyone was asleep except my stepfather who was driving.

uncutdiamond · #56 03-28-2010, 10:04 AM

In a nightclub.

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Originally Posted by DaSkipper

Bus from AC, NJ (Kitami Reika fucking me in the ass)

lol, wut?

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #57 03-28-2010, 10:28 AM

In the ocean. Apparently that's really unhygienic.

DeshiKicksFTP · #58 03-28-2010, 10:44 AM

At work - I was 15 and got a job in a call center. At the time I was at the stage where you get a boner at the most random times, and I could feel one about to come on so I quickly went to the bathroom and into the stall. Nobody else was in there, so I rubbed one out really quick.

In the car - Driving on the interstate at 4am, struggling to stay awake. Was only doing it to prevent falling asleep, didn't actually cum but thought about if I was going to, I'd do it in the cup that was in the cup holder then toss it. It wasn't my car, I was driving it somewhere to deliver it.

M. Samuel Chevalier · #59 03-28-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DeshiKicksFTP

At work - I was 15 and got a job in a call center. At the time I was at the stage where you get a boner at the most random times, and I could feel one about to come on so I quickly went to the bathroom and into the stall. Nobody else was in there, so I rubbed one out really quick.

In the car - Driving on the interstate at 4am, struggling to stay awake. Was only doing it to prevent falling asleep, didn't actually cum but thought about if I was going to, I'd do it in the cup that was in the cup holder then toss it. It wasn't my car, I was driving it somewhere to deliver it.

how were you getting home after delivering the car?

The General · #60 03-28-2010, 02:37 PM

-friends house
-while watching a movie in my history class with 2 girls next to me
-school bus
-and while cutting grass....

xian · #61 03-28-2010, 03:47 PM

Man I used to bust in school all the time, like during class and shit too. Probably the most memorable place was in a homeless shelter though.

DeshiKicksFTP · #62 03-28-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Samsonite!

how were you getting home after delivering the car?

I was living in one city but moving to another about 7 hours away. I got paid $200 to drive up to where I was moving and pick a car up to bring it back down, then turn around and drive a different one back up to the same place. So I just left my car at my apartment, and then drove the second car (that wasn't mine, so the 3rd trip) back there too and the guy just came and picked it up.

Meguiar · #63 03-28-2010, 11:24 PM

On an aeroplane. . .

Worst time, maybe funniest time looking back was when my ex was in the shower at hers and I was wanking on her bed, her mum walked in and straight back out.