how hardcore are you?

[Method of Madness]

i dip my cigarettes in fresh squeezed cheetah blood to make me run faster

then I eat my cereal with pcp

[cheech]

Wow, you're a hardcore faggot.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by cheech

Wow, you're a hardcore faggot.

I knew that was coming.

[Duelist]

i am made of pure diorite

[Haiti's Space Agency]

I extract the nicotine from a a pack of ciggarettes and then soak my other cigarettes in the extracted nicotine and the smoke those through my butthole.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by alexander224

I extract the nicotine from a a pack of ciggarettes and then soak my other cigarettes in the extracted nicotine and the smoke those through my butthole.

Can you blow smoke rings using your butthole?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Can you blow smoke rings using your butthole?

Nah. It doesn't have the rigid "O" shape required to do so.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by alexander224

Nah. It doesn't have the rigid "O" shape required to do so.

Why is that?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Why is that?

A lady never tells.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by alexander224

A lady never tells.

You're not a lady so tell me.

[NaiveMonarch]

I play on the playground next to work on my lunch break (in my overalls, its awesome when there are more of us, mechanic infested playground), is that hardcore?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

You're not a lady so tell me.

I was a lady when it happened.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by alexander224

I was a lady when it happened.

[Keith Lemon]

Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

I knew that was coming.

no u didnt

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by Keith Lemon

no u didnt

Hardcore is a way of life.

[Mashleshmash]

Sometimes I cut myself while masturbating for the ultimate rush.

[J.P.W]

I pee sitting down.

[ObscuredByClouds]

my alarm clock is a hot girl that lowers herself on my foot long cock until i wake up, sometimes i cum 50 times before i finally wake up, then she sucks my dick while i go and hunt wild animals for breakfast. Once i kill a bunch of wild animals with my bare hands, i fucking leave their carcasses outside for my pet tyranasaurus, and i eat a big bowl of steroids and vodka, and instead of changing my clothes, i just set myself on fire and burn away the dirty clothes, then get my bitch to stop sucking my cock for a minute while she dresses me in my leather jacket (with spikes) and i chain up the dino before heading to work.. At work i kick down the door when i arrive, and if people tell me i have to pay for damages i say "make me, fucker" and then kick and punch holes in the drywall in my office to get the creative juices flowing.. If i feel like it after work i might go to the strip joint where the girls all pay me to watch them dance, and sometimes 10 strippers all get naked in front of me and beg me to fuck them but i just sit there like its no big deal. I get into my monster truck and drive in a straight line to my mansion, taking down any fucking thing in my path, unless its a chick in which case i open the door and she hops in and quickly sucks my dick before i throw her out onto the curb and continue on. Once i get home i eat steak and drink beer and order pizza but instead of a tip the pizza delevery guy gets a punch to the face, then when im tired and i wanna go to sleep i just choke myself until i pass out

[Keith Lemon]

Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

Sometimes I cut myself while masturbating for the ultimate rush.

no u dont

[Mullen]

Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds

in my office

wut?

[ObscuredByClouds]

Originally Posted by Mullen

wut?

having a office isnt considered hardcore anymore?

[Jack]

I fukcin did some shrooms, 8mg clonazepam, 320mg methadone, 110mg propanolol, 2 Vicodins, 120mg temazepam, and a bit of random other shit.










i told u i was hardcore

[Keith Lemon]

Originally Posted by Jack

I fukcin did some shrooms, 8mg clonazepam, 320mg methadone, 110mg propanolol, 2 Vicodins, 120mg temazepam, and a bit of random other shit.










i told u i was hardcore

no u dont

[Mullen]

Originally Posted by Jack

I fukcin did some shrooms, 8mg clonazepam, 320mg methadone, 110mg propanolol, 2 Vicodins, 120mg temazepam, and a bit of random other shit.

That just makes you a useless junkie.

[sepht]

im a serial killer

[Keith Lemon]

Originally Posted by sepht

im a serial killer

no u dont

[Mashleshmash]

NOU

[sepht]

Originally Posted by Keith Lemon

no u dont

lol yeah i would never admit to something like that on a place crawling with feds if i actually did it

[Mullen]

I'm a Fed.

lol, just kidding guys.