Fucking awkward situation...

[OmmEGGA]

OK, I'm 20 my step-sister is 22... just felt like sharing it. Anyway, she borrowed one of my PS3 controllers about 6 months ago, 2 months later I asked If I could borrow her FENDER guitar (Acoustic guitar). Now, I lost it while being drunk in my friends house (probably someone stole it). I wanna buy a new one (exact same one) but she wants $350 (claiming it was a $650 , I'm pretty sure this guitar does not cost more than $199 new). I asked her give me the model number as I want to buy exact same one but she won't give it to me. I asked her for the controller back and she said she does not have it. Its a tough situation . Looks like she is trying to get easy money. What should I do people?

[RestStop]

Buy a damn knock off/counterfeit one off the internet. She won't know the difference.

[Ecko]

Simple... rape.

[OmmEGGA]

Originally Posted by RestStop

Buy a damn knock off/counterfeit one off the internet. She won't know the difference.

But she wants money . As I could probably buy the same guitar dirt cheap off of internet.

[Rainycity]

Be like im not paying you back untill you give back my controller, and when she does tell her to stop being a bitch and stop trying to scam you, be like i know what your doing bitch then punch her in the ovaries, ok skip the ovaries part. Then tell her you will take her to a shop to buy a new one that looks just like her and saw im not giving you money im giving you a guitar.

[FireStarter]

To be fair, you did borrow her property and lose it. She has every right to ask for it to be replaced, but not unless she can prove the value she is asking you for.

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by FireStarter

To be fair, you did borrow her property and lose it. She has every right to ask for it to be replaced, but not unless she can prove the value she is asking you for.

Thanks obvious dipshit.

[mr.blunt]

Fucking buy one, don't give her cash.

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by Legal

Thanks obvious dipshit.

Oh get fucked. I'm making a useful recommendation to the OP to ask for proof of value, ie. a receipt or a quote from a music store otherwise he can tell his sister he will not pay. Its a reasonable request.

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by FireStarter

Oh get fucked. I'm making a useful recommendation to the OP to ask for proof of value, ie. a receipt or a quote from a music store otherwise he can tell his sister he will not pay. Its a reasonable request.

He already mentioned that he asked for the model number, which should be found on a receipt or online.

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by Legal

He already mentioned that he asked for the model number, which should be found on a receipt or online.

Who cares really? It sounds like a retarded situation anyways... One that any grown adult should be able to figure out without consulting a forum.

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by FireStarter

Who cares really? It sounds like a retarded situation anyways... One that any grown adult should be able to figure out without consulting a forum.

I'm sorry Mr. FireStarter.

[Raptor Ribs]

I would just tell her thats not how its going to work. She can either return the controller and be reimbursed for the actual guitar value, or she can keep the controller and receive nothing.

[DrManhattan]

Raptor Ribs has the right idea. It's your sister man, you don't have to let her pull one on you.

[Casualty]

Just buy a new controller it's bound to be cheaper than a guitar.

[DirtyDickMurdoch]

Pretty simple really

Rape followed by murder/suicide

Tiss the only way

[Miaow]

For the amount she's asking, you could buy a guitar AND a ps3 controller for yourself.

Fuck that bitch, do it.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Here I was thinking this thread would be about sex.

Thanks for wasting my time OP.

[Unwyred]

EBay.

[brandon]

pics of your sister.

ok so just by the same 1 she had new. dont be a cheep skate and by a used 1 get a new 1 2 make up 4 the fact that you lost it. if she doesnt tell you what kind of gutar it was then she doesnt get a new 1. you lost her gutar. not her money. simple as that.

[Ebola]

Originally Posted by OmmEGGA

What should I do people?

You didn´t borrow money so she shouldn´t have money back. You should replace the guitar with a identical one and give it to her after she gives you a new controller.

[OmmEGGA]

OK guys thanks for advice. Definitely no money for her!

BTW, She is one fat bitch that goes to gay bars each night. Ohh and I've found two dildos and bottle of lube in her room once.

[Illegal Immigrant]

I see only one way out of this...

[CrazyMotherFucker]

pummel that bitch

[jator]

You should get a guitar then when you're walking up to give it to her smash it over her head and be all, "WHERES MY CONTROLLER BITCH????!!?"

[Tybalt]

Just tell her to go fuck herself until she decides to be reasonable.

Negotiating is all about bargaining from a position of strength.

[Dr rocker]

Just google Fender Accoustic guitar, look at the shopping results and you should see her guitar and its price.

Tell her its pretty fucking pointless playing as she will never be as good as Dr Rocker at guitar.

[007GoldenShower]

I didn't think Fender marketed any acoustics for $200. Must've been a serious piece of shit.

[dog with shifty eyes]

I was expecting you boning your step-sister after the first line. I am dissapoint.

[OmmEGGA]

OK shit hit the fan... she is trying to scare me with the court. "I stole the guitar" , she apparently bought a new one and insists cash. What do I do? She keeps telling me she never borrowed the controller which is bunch of bullshit.

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by OmmEGGA

OK shit hit the fan... she is trying to scare me with the court. "I stole the guitar" , she apparently bought a new one and insists cash. What do I do? She keeps telling me she never borrowed the controller which is bunch of bullshit.

I don't know man, either call her bluff and tell her that proceeding with court costs is going to cost her a hell of a lot more money than she'll be getting and tell her to get over it, it was an accident afterall or swallow your pride and fork over some cash to shut her goldbricking ass up.

Alternatively, rape.

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by OmmEGGA

OK, I'm 20 my step-sister is 22... What should I do people?

Fixed for the benefit of mankind. Do a RAPE.

[Animal Farm Pig]

You asked to borrow her guitar. She willingly gave it to you. It was stolen from you. Sometimes shit happens.

To fix the situation, you offered to buy her a new guitar of the same model or to reimburse her the actual cost of the guitar. You are totally in the right, and she is being a bitch.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Give her your El Camino, that should pretty much square you.

[Sir Cornwell]

Drunk and other people's property. Whoot!

Did she buy the old one new? Do you know the store? Many stores link their customer's records by phone #. You could thus phone them up and tell them the story and ask what she paid. They might be sympathetic and let out this oh-so-valuable personal info.

[OmmEGGA]

So here how it is right now. The guitar was bought 10 years ago by my step dad as it was a present for her. My step dad said she never played it and he paid $380 not $600 like my bitch-stepsister is claiming. The only place I could find it is ebay, for $249 new, from a good seller. She wants $350. BTW, she came to our house and wanted to take my stuff as a collateral (my $1.5K gaming rig) and I was at work. My step dad (her real dad of course) said she is pathetic and told her to leave. He said she is probably broke and wants money. I will keep updating as this case unwinds ...

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by OmmEGGA

So here how it is right now. The guitar was bought 10 years ago by my step dad as it was a present for her. My step dad said she never played it and he paid $380 not $600 like my bitch-stepsister is claiming. The only place I could find it is ebay, for $249 new, from a good seller. She wants $350. BTW, she came to our house and wanted to take my stuff as a collateral (my $1.5K gaming rig) and I was at work. My step dad (her real dad of course) said she is pathetic and told her to leave. He said she is probably broke and wants money. I will keep updating as this case unwinds ...

I think it's freakin' awesome that your her biological father is seemingly siding with you on this.

You should suggest a few street corners for her to stand on in order to earn some extra cash.

[Sir Cornwell]

Are you talking the very same model number? Inflation would make it more expensive today, but $249 sounds right for online. Cash is as good or offer to get her a cheap electric set up: Kramer K-15R amp and Focus 211S axe. Then she can put on the headphones and rock out until she's a rock star.

Give her a free-be too. Tell her that some good brisk walking and regular eating of yogurt are good for weight loss.

[Raptor Ribs]

She tried to take your shit as collateral?!?!

Haha, if she tried that on me I would tell her to go fuck herself, she can forget about seeing any money for her guitar. She basically tried to rob you. I might go so far as to break more of her shit.

I recommend you leave a skinned lamb head in her bed. It might teach her something about respect.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I mean seriously man, you could at least make up an incest story for us. This litigation bullshit is just boring.