Indian boy marries dog

Please insert username · #1 02-18-2009, 08:17 AM

yeah he married a dog

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090218/...g-3fd0ae9.html

capn-chronic · #2 02-18-2009, 08:21 AM

What the hell?!?!

capn-chronic · #3 02-18-2009, 08:40 AM

So what did they do on the honeymoon? Ha ha..

slm33d · #4 02-18-2009, 11:30 AM

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So what did they do on the honeymoon? Ha ha..

Went played fetch at the park hahah then went to the local pet shop to get the dog a bone hahaha

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Agent 008 · #5 02-18-2009, 11:33 AM

Hundreds of people marry dogs EVERY DAY.

Crashwangdoodle · #6 02-18-2009, 11:43 AM

Ok.... Its not like thats weird or something...

slm33d · #7 02-18-2009, 12:10 PM

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Hundreds of people marry dogs EVERY DAY.

Really ? Well the human race is fucked now haha but serious WHY

**Mantikore** · #8 02-18-2009, 12:12 PM

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Really ? Well the human race is fucked now haha but serious WHY

a large proportion of the worlds women are bitches

Please insert username · #9 02-18-2009, 12:13 PM

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a large proportion of the worlds women are bitches

haha

toker420 · #10 02-18-2009, 12:24 PM

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Parents of the groom, 18-month-old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum.

The growth was considered to be a bad omen in the boy's tribal community.

Village elders believed it would lead to him being killed in a tiger attack - a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog

Please insert username · #11 02-18-2009, 04:55 PM

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those god damn indians

kelsokid18 · #12 02-18-2009, 07:36 PM

From the only in DerkaDerkastan files....

slm33d · #13 02-18-2009, 08:54 PM

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a large proportion of the worlds women are bitches

Haha yes =)

elf omg · #14 02-19-2009, 02:36 AM

Why is this so funny to y'all? Makes you seem kind of ignorant to cultural differences.

**SHARP** · #15 02-19-2009, 04:27 PM

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Why is this so funny to y'all?

I'd think that was obvious; because it's fucking stupid!

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Makes you seem kind of ignorant to cultural differences.

Oh no, we're very well aware of them, it's just that we're able to rationalize that marrying a dog doesn't mean you're impervious to damage caused by a tiger, that's all...
Feel free to disagree, but if you do, I sure would like an explanation on how being married to a dog will prevent you from being killed by a tiger.
So far, all I've got is "according to tribal tradition", and that my friend, can hardly be considered any type of proof or explanation, no matter how you look at it.

But ok, I might be a bit biased, as I've come across other "tribal traditions", that included mutilating your wife with acid, cutting off perfectly good body parts, burning people alive, imprisoning or lynching people for "witchcraft", executing people by stoning for something that isn't even considered a misdemeanor in the free world, and so on and so forth.
I don't see myself as ignorant to cultural differences, but some of the "tribal traditions" followed in some parts of the world, are downright disgusting and should be abolished as fast as possible, in the name of common fucking decency.

This isn't one of those "tribal traditions", it's just fucking stupid.

elf omg · #16 02-19-2009, 04:30 PM

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I'd think that was obvious; because it's fucking stupid!

Oh no, we're very well aware of them, it's just that we're able to rationalize that marrying a dog doesn't mean you're impervious to damage caused by a tiger, that's all...
Feel free to disagree, but if you do, I sure would like an explanation on how being married to a dog will prevent you from being killed by a tiger.
So far, all I've got is "according to tribal tradition", and that my friend, can hardly be considered any type of proof or explanation, no matter how you look at it.

But ok, I might be a bit biased, as I've come across other "tribal traditions", that included mutilating your wife with acid, cutting off perfectly good body parts, burning people alive, imprisoning or lynching people for "witchcraft", executing people by stoning for something that isn't even considered a misdemeanor in the free world, and so on and so forth.
I don't see myself as ignorant to cultural differences, but some of the "tribal traditions" followed in some parts of the world, are downright disgusting and should be abolished as fast as possible, in the name of common fucking decency.

This isn't one of those "tribal traditions", it's just fucking stupid.

Calm down, yo.

This marriage is harmless superstition, nothing more. Lots of people I know do "stupid things", like pray to god, avoid black cats and such. Nothing wrong with it, and not something they should be laughed at for.

Please insert username · #17 02-19-2009, 04:32 PM

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Calm down, yo.

This marriage is harmless superstition, nothing more. Lots of people I know do "stupid things", like pray to god, avoid black cats and such. Nothing wrong with it, and not something they should be laughed at for.

but do ppl you know marry dogs?

**SHARP** · #18 02-19-2009, 04:48 PM

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Calm down, yo.

Ok, I've calmed down now, actually I'm so relaxed I'm about to shit my pants...

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This marriage is harmless superstition, nothing more.

Yup, and that's why I can laugh at it; because no one is getting hurt...
Well, maybe expect the kid who thinks tigers can't hurt him...

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Lots of people I know do "stupid things", like pray to god, avoid black cats and such.

And that's perfectly fine by me, but if they've convinced themselves that it has any other effect than giving them a sense of security, however false I may think it is, I'd suggest they also employ common sense, as that's quite a lot more effective for keeping you safe, I'll assume we can agree on that.

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Nothing wrong with it, and not something they should be laughed at for.

But come on dude, "marrying a dog, to avoid being killed by a tiger"?

Granted, if the dog in question is a genetically enhanced 900lbs Pitbull on steroids and meth, or something similar, it might make a difference, provided the kid brings his "wife" with him everywhere he goes, yo...

elf omg · #19 02-19-2009, 04:52 PM

Maybe it's just me, but I don't find it funny. Have some native friends with really different superstitions.

Agent 008 · #20 02-19-2009, 04:53 PM

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but do ppl you know marry dogs?

Some do.

I have no idea why either.

Some say they had no idea at the time of marriage, and only found themselves being married to a dog a few years down the road.

It's a sick world we live in.

PirateJoe · #21 02-19-2009, 04:58 PM

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Some do.

I have no idea why either.

Some say they had no idea at the time of marriage, and only found themselves being married to a dog a few years down the road.

It's a sick world we live in.

Marrying a dog isn't normal. But in India it is.

Not Even Once.