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Exclamation Coming out of the closet... again...

I can't believe it, I got every single one of you. Can you say 'epic troll'?? It's been a year, I figured some of you fucks would figure it out by now, but no one ever did. I'm not gay, Zoklet. You hear me? NOT GAY! Hahahaha, before you all think "Oh, it's just that fag Ygg trying to pull a fast one on us, it's a lame April Fools' Day prank" take a look at the thread where I confessed to being gay:

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=20623

See the date? April 1st of 2009?

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Old 04-01-2010, 01:40 PM
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Well It was very convincing. I think you Are gay you just dont know it yourself. I mean If you had everyone fooled you are just fooling yourself about being straight DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS
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Old 04-01-2010, 01:41 PM
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Well It was very convincing. I think you Are gay you just dont know it yourself. I mean If you had everyone fooled you are just fooling yourself about being straight
Lol, faggot
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Old 04-01-2010, 01:48 PM
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*Smiles*

I remember when you started the whole gay movement. It was after I got the Hard Gay title. See, I told you acting gay is fun.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:02 PM
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All that work for an April Fool's joke? Self-pwnt. DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 02:11 PM
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Cocks up my ass? Yes please!
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:28 PM
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Dude. I don`t care.

You could fuck transgender midgets and I still wouldn`t care.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:36 PM
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Oh, would you look at that.

I'm still calling you a faggot.

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Old 04-01-2010, 02:44 PM
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So you pretended to be a gay for a year. I hope you had fun at least. DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:50 PM
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Dude. I don`t care.

You could fuck transgender midgets and I still wouldn`t care.
This seriously...

Also I am getting pretty sick of all these people coming out.. They come out like "I am famous and have been gay for years" and every time I just think "Nobody cares".
DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 03:00 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:07 PM
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Default Re: Coming out of the closet... again...

Lol, it's pre-tty clear I started the gag on the first of April of last year, check out some of the comments people were posting then

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Old 04-01-2010, 03:09 PM
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you're definitely a big faggot. it's no april fool's joke DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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Iggy, be careful about trolling under one guise for very long amounts of time...Just look what happened to ABBoD DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:36 PM
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WAT



If you're really not gay why would you keep that shit going for a whole year?? Pretty convincing...
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:37 PM
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If you're really not gay why would you keep that shit going for a whole year?? Pretty convincing...
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:11 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:15 PM
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i still think youre gay cu' DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:41 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:41 PM
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So you spent an entire year on this forum pretending to be gay for an April Fool's joke? That's... pretty gay. Homo. DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 07:50 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:11 PM
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Yeah, you sure got us...

Edit: The date is the 2nd you dip shit.

Edit2: lol, time zones. Still, you played gay for a year and to half the world it wasn't even april fools. Also, if this itself is some backwards joke itself then it has also failed. Christ this thread is so full of fail. ARGH FAIL ARGH!


DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 10:17 PM
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If you pretended to be a homo for that long, there will be long lasting side effects ( i. e. being a homo) DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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Old 04-01-2010, 10:43 PM
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*mind blown*

I still you anyway.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:23 PM
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yeah, but you mod the fashion forum.
I'm just sayin ...

shit, I mod it too, damn
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:02 AM
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No one really gives a shit. DISREGARD THAT, I LOVE PENIS

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I LOVE PENIS
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: Coming out of the closet... again...

It seems as if I've magically become the most heterosexual person on this site... on GS at least, so it's not much of an accomplishment anyhow...
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:37 AM
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what if this is an april fools of last years april fools really meaning that in the time paradox you created you still love black dick
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what if this is an april fools of last years april fools really meaning that in the time paradox you created you still love black dick
That's you on the left there, see?

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Old 04-02-2010, 02:44 AM
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nigga, you mad.
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That's you on the left there, see?


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wow, epic 1 year april fools joke. you will always be gay in my mind though, sorry brah
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:50 AM
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That's you on the left there, see?

What the fuck happened to that guy's dick!?
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What the fuck happened to that guy's dick!?
Too much rape from odd angles.
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:53 AM
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What the fuck happened to that guy's dick!?
Well, from the looks of it, it's getting ravaged by a honky
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this thread reeks of gays and liars.
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See the date? April 1st of 2009?
Says the 2nd of April. And since you're behind me in timezones it was probably the 3rd of April.
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Bahahahaha, excellent!
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