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Old 04-01-2010, 02:25 PM
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I thought that I had finished the last of my 12 pack, and as I was gathering up the empty bottles, I realized I only had 11. I looked around for a minute and then found the missing one. Magically, it was unopened; I must have taken it out of the box, put it down, and forgotten about it.

So, yeah. I've got another beer.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:27 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:38 PM
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Did you find your crackpipe too?
Did you?

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Old 04-01-2010, 02:42 PM
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You drank an entire 12-pack by yourself?
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:59 PM
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You drank an entire 12-pack by yourself?
You...didn't?
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:04 PM
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:08 PM
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Slapshot, come on. There are so many better ways to spend one's time.

Everyone hates low-lives. Let's move on.
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:12 PM
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Slapshot, come on. There are so many better ways to spend one's time.
Such as?
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:16 PM
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Such as?
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:17 PM
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Such as?
http://tour.bigwetbutts.com/tour/ind...ats=MzU2OjM6NQ
http://tour.bigbuttslikeitbig.com/to...ion=home&nats=

Or more generally: http://www.brazzers.com/tour3/?nats=...0,0&tour=tour3
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No, I usually start to vomit uncontrollably at around six or seven.
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And this.
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