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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Ma...nergy_Disaster

This is God's way of punishing America for it's deviation from traditional puritan values. As females shake their fat, unwomanly asses at the club, homosexuals get to claim false marriage on the census forms and the un-American, impure USA military continues it's foul operations incidents like this will become commonplace. God loves dead miners.
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Oh great. Another unoriginal troll.
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What if I choose to break the rules?
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What if I choose to break the rules?
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:23 AM
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What if I choose to break the rules?
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:29 AM
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Youll get banned.
You have got to have one of the gayest usernames in Totse history, right up there with that "hydroponichronic" faggot.
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Old 04-07-2010, 12:32 AM
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You have got to have one of the gayest usernames in Totse history, right up there with that "hydroponichronic" faggot.
Reported. Enjoy your infraction.
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I laughed out loud at the title of this. Nice one.
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Do you still not need qualifications to be a miner? Is it still that one job anyone can do regardless of education/employment history? Because I need a job anyone can get. Even if they only have GED and no references.
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Do you still not need qualifications to be a miner? Is it still that one job anyone can do regardless of education/employment history? Because I need a job anyone can get. Even if they only have GED and no references.
Just tell them your highlighter story. Nobody will ever reject a hero from their workplace.
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to the OP: you do realize that virginia and west virginia are two different states. or did you flunk 5th grade geography?
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to the OP: you do realize that virginia and west virginia are two different states. or did you flunk 5th grade geography?
He sure did. He is obviously a poorly educated black kid.
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to the OP: you do realize that virginia and west virginia are two different states. or did you flunk 5th grade geography?
I don't recognize the legitimacy of the statehood of West Virginia, as it is a very unimportant and small state, unlike other states, such as Texas. I refer to it as it was referred to prior to statehood, Virginia, although "Land of the Lame Ass White Dude" would probably be a more accurate name.
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lol fag miners. What were they mining for???
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lol fag miners. What were they mining for???
Coal. Slimy, smelly coal.
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I laughed out loud at the title of this. Nice one.
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I hear it was a bunch of coal miners, whatever, it's just a bunch of lame ass faggots doing a job that nobody cares about. I personally wish they would all just drop dead.
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coalminers? those bastards!!!!
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I hear it was a bunch of coal miners, whatever, it's just a bunch of lame ass faggots doing a job that nobody cares about. I personally wish they would all just drop dead.
If it werent for coal mines wed be long out of fossil fuels already, and what a better coal miner than someone who has that special something about poking holes for dark matter?
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Oh but I wish we would run out of fossil fuels.
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Were they mining ass?
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Oh great. Another unoriginal troll.
Extremely unoriginal. It's just Jim cranking out a new account every time one gets banned.
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I thought Jim was funnier/better at writing than this.
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Wows! It's like the Westburo Baptist Church is actually posting on Zoklet.
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I laughed out loud at the title of this. Nice one.
Likewise. Lulz.
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*Smiles*
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I challenge you, to an e-battle!

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Duel me, or die!

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And why you hati' on Hydro, he's a cool ass mo fo. Is this his alt account or something? Besides, I happen to like his name.

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But really good sir, get out your pistol, and let's have a little duel!
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Can you say, c-c-c-c-combo?

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Do it faggot. Duel me!

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But seriously, let's have a duel....

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I challenge you, to e-battle!

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And that's ten times I offer to duel, now or never. Take the challenge, or forever be a mud farmer faggot who was owned by the great BungHole.
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I thought Jim was funnier/better at writing than this.
He is. I think. Or maybe he expects us to think that.
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