The Epic Quotes Thread

[Daily]

Probably been done millions of times but seriously. I love quotes.

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”

[Animal Farm Pig]

This guy has some good ones:
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I like "military units from the Republican Guard are still thrusting them."

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by Animal Farm Pig

This guy has some good ones:
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I like "military units from the Republican Guard are still thrusting them."

Yes he fucking did!


I remember I visited that website about him daily during the first year of the war.

[eBagger]

"Friends aren't the people you like the most, they're the people you hate the least" - my ex best friend hampton

[Jesus of Nazareth]

Originally Posted by eBagger

"Friends aren't the people you like the most, they're the people you hate the least" - my ex best friend hampton

Wow, you hang with somebody who thinks you suck.

[Jesus of Nazareth]

(to a negress caller) “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.” -Rush

[virgil caine]

lol bagdad bob did have some great ones

i would love it when he was like the infedels are being turned back we have pushed them out of the city

and on fox news the headline was something like bagdad airport has been taken

[Nerd Fangs]

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” — Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. (DEC), maker of big business mainframe computers, arguing against the PC in 1977.

“We will never make a 32 bit operating system.” — Bill Gates

“Lee DeForest has said in many newspapers and over his signature that it would be possible to transmit the human voice across the Atlantic before many years. Based on these absurd and deliberately misleading statements, the misguided public … has been persuaded to purchase stock in his company …” — a U.S. District Attorney, prosecuting American inventor Lee DeForest for selling stock fraudulently through the mail for his Radio Telephone Company in 1913.

“There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States.” — T. Craven, FCC Commissioner, in 1961 (the first commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965).

“To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravitational field of the moon where the passengers can make scientific observations, perhaps land alive, and then return to earth – all that constitutes a wild dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur regardless of all future advances.” — Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the vacuum tube, in 1926

“A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.” — New York Times, 1936.

“Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical (sic) and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.” – Simon Newcomb; The Wright Brothers flew at Kittyhawk 18 months later.

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” — Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist, president of the British Royal Society, 1895.

“There will never be a bigger plane built.” — A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that holds ten people

“Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.” -– Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.

“This is the biggest fool thing we have ever done. The bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives.” — Admiral William D. Leahy, Chief of Staff to the Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy during World War II, advising President Truman on the atomic bomb, 1945.

“The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine.” — Ernest Rutherford, shortly after splitting the atom for the first time.

“There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.” — Albert Einstein, 1932

“The cinema is little more than a fad. It’s canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage.” -– Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916

“The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty – a fad.” — The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford’s lawyer, Horace Rackham, not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903

[eBagger]

Originally Posted by Fuck This Shit

Wow, you hang with somebody who thinks you suck.

Nah. He was misanthropic like me

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Originally Posted by ZeppelinRules

“The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine.” — Ernest Rutherford, shortly after splitting the atom for the first time.

"Goddamnit, I needed that atom" - Ernest Rutherford, moments earlier.