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Do I or don't I give you no bammer weed?
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:06 AM
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i can't answer that question,

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What the fuck?
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The "fuck",
is this thread (The Stoner Chat Answer Thread).

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This has potential for lulz.

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that is not a question

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Yay or Nay?
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Is your sexuality as bent as your posting on this website?
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:25 AM
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:27 PM
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My Windex tastes like soap, is this normal?
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What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
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Default Re: The Stoner Chat Answer Thread.

How can I make sure the hooker I'm about to bring home has a vagina without the hooker knowing I'm in doubt?
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:05 PM
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How can I make sure the hooker I'm about to bring home has a vagina without the hooker knowing I'm in doubt?
ever seen crocodile dundee 2?
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Every time I try to huff raid, I pass out for maybe 10 to 30 minutes shortly afterwards with a horrible burning sensation in my chest. Am I doing something wrong?
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Dude are you serious? Everyone around here says that shit as a joke. You're not really supposed to do it dude.
You just got trolled..
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Dude are you serious? Everyone around here says that shit as a joke. You're not really supposed to do it dude.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:33 PM
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You just got trolled..
You got reverse() trolled.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:47 PM
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Who deleted ManOfDaHour's post?
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:49 PM
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When will you answer those questions?
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:57 PM
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he deleted his own post/
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he deleted his own post/
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes.



Wait, no.


No, it's defiantly yes.

My final answer is elephant.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:32 AM
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Yay or Nay?
yay.
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Is your sexuality as bent as your posting on this website?
my sexuality is like pizza, sometimes it's amazing, and sometimes i'd rather eat a sandwich.
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Does my piss smell like coffee or does my coffee smell like piss?
your piss does not smell like coffee, unless your coffee taste like piss.
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My Windex tastes like soap, is this normal?
you'll have to ask rizzo, i don't dance with that dragon anymore.
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What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
The meaning of life is to live.
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How can I make sure the hooker I'm about to bring home has a vagina without the hooker knowing I'm in doubt?
adam's apple
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ever seen crocodile dundee 2?
i saw like the last 15 minutes on comedy central
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Every time I try to huff raid, I pass out for maybe 10 to 30 minutes shortly afterwards with a horrible burning sensation in my chest. Am I doing something wrong?
yes, try to take a chaser of jenkem right before you pass out,
this allows you to play basketball with jesus.
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Tuesday morning at 5:28 AM while coming down off a benzo binge.
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How is this possible?

















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anything's possible as long as you imagin-neer it.
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You can do that?
yes, yes you can, this is why we have a new short bus
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
elephant.
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Yes.



Wait, no.


No, it's defiantly yes.

My final answer is elephant.
i answer the questions round' here, nigger.
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MY ANSWERS

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Is the Headless Horseman more of a zombie in a suit of armor without a head, or a spirit-animated suit of armor, ie no flesh/body just an empty suit of armor?
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is it possible to soften cakey/hard hash into the malleable pliable shit?
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Is the Headless Horseman more of a zombie in a suit of armor without a head, or a spirit-animated suit of armor, ie no flesh/body just an empty suit of armor?
he is most comparable to a zombie, because to be headless you need a body.

and if he was a spirit he would called the ghost of the headless horseman.
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place it in the middle of your palm and poke at it lightly for about 3-5 minutes
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why can i not bring myself to ban bleh?
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Have you masturbate to Lady Gaga?
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All day everyday.
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How can I extend my penis size TODAY
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Do you wanna get high?
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why can i not bring myself to ban bleh?
you love me too much.
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Have you masturbate to Lady Gaga?
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All day everyday.
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How can I extend my penis size TODAY
permanently? get surgery, altough it only increases size about 1-3 in length and about 1-2 inches width.
so learn to love your penis, or cut it off.

or if your super 1337 you can tie your howdayado to a brick and trow it off a bridge.

if you make it, you'll feel like donald fuckin trump afterwards.
if you don't make it, penis size will be the least of your worries

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Do you wanna get high?
i want to get more high.
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Bumping because my answers could save your life.
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