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Old 04-12-2010, 09:03 AM
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Mad I didn't get my drivers license this morning.

So, I had the appointment at 8:30 at this road restaurant. We (me and my driving instructor) got there at 8.30 sharp.
The guy giving me the exam wasn't there yet so we waited... and waited... and waited..

Turns out he was stuck in traffic and couldn't get there, so now I have my exam at 4PM today (in 5 hours), it's hilarious at how unproffesional this guy was.

In return there's a huge chance he won't make it hard for me on my exam, I don't want to jinx anything but I feel the odds aren't exactly against me this time.

Go me.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:06 AM
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lol what is this youre 10th time? lol
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:07 AM
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lol what is this youre 10th time? lol
5th, 5th times a charm they say.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:09 AM
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Remember, if you're behind a cop, you'll get extra points on your test if you rev the engine a little.
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i was going to make fun of you, but you seem to have had enough this week.

see you next week jpdubz
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:11 AM
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i was going to make fun of you, but you seem to have had enough this week.

see you next week jpdubz
Already? It's only monday.. You developed a man crush on me, didn't you?

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Old 04-12-2010, 10:37 AM
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10 Points if your run over a paki....
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:53 PM
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Here we go.. again.
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:26 PM
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I bet he fails, that fucking airhead.
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:10 PM
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Tell him he should pass you out of good character for not being at the right place at the right time. That is unprofessional of him. If he refuses pull out your swiss army pocket knife and hold it to his throat .
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:45 PM
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Drive the guy to a brothel and tell him to choose a free lay for giving you your license
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:48 PM
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Wear a PBA or State Police shirt and you'll pass with flying colors. That's how I got my motorcycle license.
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:57 PM
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good luck again!
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:22 PM
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Wear a PBA or State Police shirt and you'll pass with flying colors. That's how I got my motorcycle license.
He lives in the Netherlands.


Sooooo....J.P....did you pass?
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:24 PM
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Kick the instructor out of the car and drive off
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:25 PM
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I failed my 5th test aswell. So I got drunk and did coke to make up for it.
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:39 PM
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I failed my 5th test aswell. So I got drunk and did coke to make up for it.


LMFAO!
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L. O. L.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:01 PM
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You know what they say, 6th time is a charm.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:03 PM
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You know what they say, 6th time is a charm.
this, you've got it for sure next time
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:05 PM
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I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:06 PM
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I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.
You failed your 6th time?! .
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:07 PM
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You failed your 6th time?! .
5th time.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:10 PM
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Remember, if you're behind a cop, you'll get extra points on your test if you rev the engine a little.
And if he drives farts during the driving test it helps too.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:11 PM
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I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.


You should make that bicycle investment starting now, just in case.
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:11 PM
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5th time.
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to consume the alcohol and cocaine before the driving exam, not after.
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:00 AM
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It's ok, I'm sure you'll find other things to do with your car.

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Old 04-13-2010, 01:16 AM
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I don't understand why these tests are so difficult for you.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:28 AM
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He lives in the Netherlands.
Jeezus, so you didn't even have to do a hill-start!
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Old 04-13-2010, 03:08 AM
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So, I had the appointment at 8:30 at this road restaurant. We (me and my driving instructor) got there at 8.30 sharp.
The guy giving me the exam wasn't there yet so we waited... and waited... and waited..

Turns out he was stuck in traffic and couldn't get there, so now I have my exam at 4PM today (in 5 hours), it's hilarious at how unproffesional this guy was.

In return there's a huge chance he won't make it hard for me on my exam, I don't want to jinx anything but I feel the odds aren't exactly against me this time.

Go me.
what city was the dmv in?
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:24 AM
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its cause you lost your cocaine again?
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:13 PM
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Heh, don't worry JPW, there are worse drivers than you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:19 PM
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5th time.


How is that even possible.
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Heh, don't worry JPW, there are worse drivers than you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm
I think it's a mix of he's a bad driver and the netherlands likes to make it damn near impossible for anyone to get a driver's license.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:32 PM
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i got mine 1st try, and im 16
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i got mine 2d try, im 12
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You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to consume the alcohol and cocaine before the driving exam, not after.
Agreed

At least this way when you fail the 6th time
You will have a justification for ripping the guys arm off and beating his ass with it
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Old 04-14-2010, 02:25 AM
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it made me angry when i failed

so angry i surprised myself
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:51 AM
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SUX4U
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You just shouldn't be on the road
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