I didn't get my drivers license this morning.

[J.P.W]

So, I had the appointment at 8:30 at this road restaurant. We (me and my driving instructor) got there at 8.30 sharp.
The guy giving me the exam wasn't there yet so we waited... and waited... and waited..

Turns out he was stuck in traffic and couldn't get there, so now I have my exam at 4PM today (in 5 hours), it's hilarious at how unproffesional this guy was.

In return there's a huge chance he won't make it hard for me on my exam, I don't want to jinx anything but I feel the odds aren't exactly against me this time.

Go me.

[Marijuanasaurus]

lol what is this youre 10th time? lol

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

lol what is this youre 10th time? lol

5th, 5th times a charm they say.

[Morb]

Remember, if you're behind a cop, you'll get extra points on your test if you rev the engine a little.

[Marijuanasaurus]

i was going to make fun of you, but you seem to have had enough this week.

see you next week jpdubz

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

i was going to make fun of you, but you seem to have had enough this week.

see you next week jpdubz

Already? It's only monday.. You developed a man crush on me, didn't you?

Sadly, you're not the first male to have this problem.

[Instigator]

10 Points if your run over a paki....

[J.P.W]

Here we go.. again.

[SHH]

I bet he fails, that fucking airhead.

[LSA King]

Tell him he should pass you out of good character for not being at the right place at the right time. That is unprofessional of him. If he refuses pull out your swiss army pocket knife and hold it to his throat .

[pill popper]

Drive the guy to a brothel and tell him to choose a free lay for giving you your license

[Slapshot]

Wear a PBA or State Police shirt and you'll pass with flying colors. That's how I got my motorcycle license.

[elf omg]

good luck again!

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Originally Posted by Slapshot

Wear a PBA or State Police shirt and you'll pass with flying colors. That's how I got my motorcycle license.

He lives in the Netherlands.


Sooooo....J.P....did you pass?

[SLIM]

Kick the instructor out of the car and drive off

[J.P.W]

I failed my 5th test aswell. So I got drunk and did coke to make up for it.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I failed my 5th test aswell. So I got drunk and did coke to make up for it.

LMFAO!

[Issue313]

L. O. L.

[Clover]

You know what they say, 6th time is a charm.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Clover

You know what they say, 6th time is a charm.

this, you've got it for sure next time

[J.P.W]

I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.

You failed your 6th time?! .

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Clover

You failed your 6th time?! .

5th time.

[Graberweg]

Originally Posted by Morb

Remember, if you're behind a cop, you'll get extra points on your test if you rev the engine a little.

And if he drives farts during the driving test it helps too.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I failed again, I don't think I'm supposed to be driving.

You should make that bicycle investment starting now, just in case.

[Mudokon Farmer]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

5th time.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to consume the alcohol and cocaine before the driving exam, not after.

[Euda]

It's ok, I'm sure you'll find other things to do with your car.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/urn

[cosmo]

I don't understand why these tests are so difficult for you.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine

He lives in the Netherlands.

Jeezus, so you didn't even have to do a hill-start!

[dena love]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

So, I had the appointment at 8:30 at this road restaurant. We (me and my driving instructor) got there at 8.30 sharp.
The guy giving me the exam wasn't there yet so we waited... and waited... and waited..

Turns out he was stuck in traffic and couldn't get there, so now I have my exam at 4PM today (in 5 hours), it's hilarious at how unproffesional this guy was.

In return there's a huge chance he won't make it hard for me on my exam, I don't want to jinx anything but I feel the odds aren't exactly against me this time.

Go me.

what city was the dmv in?

[dena love]

its cause you lost your cocaine again?

[Shrike]

Heh, don't worry JPW, there are worse drivers than you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm

[Arcade]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

5th time.

How is that even possible.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Heh, don't worry JPW, there are worse drivers than you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm

I think it's a mix of he's a bad driver and the netherlands likes to make it damn near impossible for anyone to get a driver's license.

[Joe Camel]

i got mine 1st try, and im 16

[sayyeah]

i got mine 2d try, im 12

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Mudokon Farmer

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to consume the alcohol and cocaine before the driving exam, not after.

Agreed

At least this way when you fail the 6th time
You will have a justification for ripping the guys arm off and beating his ass with it

[elf omg]

it made me angry when i failed

so angry i surprised myself

[Pooka]

SUX4U

[007GoldenShower]

You just shouldn't be on the road