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my friend found some 30 yr old Guadalupan's green card/permanent visa. are there any ways to make money or funny with this?
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Take pics and send them to me. We can work out a deal.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:55 PM
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You now have more rights than actual US citizens.
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I live in Canada so I'm not sure how well this may work for you, but you could use the template and forge many green cards and sell them to illegal immigrants. You could do this under the table, or you could make yourself look like a legitimate government official and sell them to people trying to come in.
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hmm or could i just sell this one to some mexican for a quick buck?
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hmm or could i just sell this one to some mexican for a quick buck?
I already told you, how much would you sell it to me....
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:08 AM
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Take pics and send them to me. We can work out a deal.
He's being real on this offer brah
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:12 AM
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hmm or could i just sell this one to some mexican for a quick buck?
make $100 now

or learn to make fakes and make $100 several times over

what a hard choice
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Mexicans don't have $100
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:31 AM
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make $100 now

or learn to make fakes and make $100 several times over

what a hard choice
im not really trying to learn though and i dont have a market to sell a bunch of fake green cards to
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Mexicans don't have $100
Nah, I worked in construction... They get paid in cash under the table, which means many ben franks on pay day. Construction can make you some scrill if you're in the right type of business (I'm not talking about just a laborer, but a straight up skilled artisan).
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Nah, I worked in construction... They get paid in cash under the table, which means many ben franks on pay day. Construction can make you some scrill if you're in the right type of business (I'm not talking about just a laborer, but a straight up skilled artisan).
Here in Canada if you take some specific courses offered at your high school such as "Construction Electrician" your set up with a full-time job on graduation that pays $18-20 an hour. You also get to skip a lot of your classes if you go that route, and since a majority of these courses are "Red Seal" you could work anywhere in Canada, US, and parts of Europe.

This is just entry level "Construction Electrician", and you could go to colleges and upgrade to a level 2 electrician, which would bump you up a pay grade, and you can upgrade to a level 4 at highest (I think).
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Yeah, electricians and plumbers make pretty good money.

But mostly, mexicans are found as masons, concrete workers, and steel workers.
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Take pics and send them to me. We can work out a deal.
I came in here to tell him to sell it to you but I see you were already the first one to reply to the thread.
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if anyone has a use for a green card and the associated social security card, please let me know. perhaps we can work something out.
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dude that is some ones identity that you have, do the right thing
get $50,000 worth of credit cards in his name and follow me go shoppen
follow me go shoppen with you
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I would rather sell them, I just have no idea how to go about it. Any ideas are welcome
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Here in Canada if you take some specific courses offered at your high school such as "Construction Electrician" your set up with a full-time job on graduation that pays $18-20 an hour. You also get to skip a lot of your classes if you go that route, and since a majority of these courses are "Red Seal" you could work anywhere in Canada, US, and parts of Europe.

This is just entry level "Construction Electrician", and you could go to colleges and upgrade to a level 2 electrician, which would bump you up a pay grade, and you can upgrade to a level 4 at highest (I think).
If you have a real job then you aren't a real mexican. Those two things are mutually exclusive.
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Cut grooves in it and use it to scrape and wax your surfboard.
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