People With Retarded Cars

[FireStarter]

I fucking hate all these people driving around in shitty late 80's/early 90's cars that they've put loud mufflers on. Driving around like they're in a NASCAR race with their piles of crap acting like they are the coolest thing under the sun.

Why anyone would buy a car that is probably worth $500 to begin with then dump thousands worth of "performance" exhausts, paint jobs, body kits, and giant spoilers into is beyond me. Most of these "upgrades" look like they were done at home, and generally look like shit. I see these cars all the time with body kits that don't fit flush with the car body, window tint with bubbles in it, poor paint matches, headlights that don't fit properly/don't work properly, and more. I don't know what most of these idiots are thinking... A big spoiler and body kit doesn't make your 1989 Honda Civic into a race car, and it doesn't make it look cool or powerful or sporty... It makes it look like a $500 car that some asshat bolted a cheap body kit onto... Poorly.

Its very rare that I see a modified car that actually looks good and well done. Most of them just look like dog shit.

If these stupid fucks want a sports car, they should go out and buy a sports car. They seem to have no idea how retarded they look driving around in these old cars.

[krendan]

hows this for an old car??

i would love to have one, 80's and 90's car were way more agressive

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by krendan

hows this for an old car??

i would love to have one, 80's and 90's car were way more agressive

Well thats fine because some zipperhead hasn't bolted a stupid body kit to a $500 car and attached a loud muffler. Old BMWs and such are lovely cars.

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by krendan

hows this for an old car??

i would love to have one, 80's and 90's car were way more agressive

That's sexy. It doesn't count.

[SnowmanJoe]

that occurs here in england alarmingly often. you get dudes you have JUST gotten their licenses driving 90's hatchbacks (astras, 106s, clios, etc) with loudass motherfuckin exhausts, tryin to race each other when they've got less than 100bhp<<<. i dont mind the pumpin beats tho

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by SnowmanJoe

i dont mind the pumpin beats tho

Thats the other annoying part about some of these cars... The shitty sound systems that get installed.

These fucking people rip out the stock deck, shove an after-market unit in there (usually poorly installed) and get over 9000 watts of subwoofers shoved in their trunk (boot as you English folk call it) and drive around blasting crappy music. Their cars sound like they are about to rattle apart from all the vibrations, the poorly installed body kits vibrate and rattle, and since none of these idiots know how to install a proper system in their cars, they tend to sound like muddy shit and the subs sound like they are about to be blown the fuck apart from being so overloaded. The fuckheads driving them think their car sounds superhardcoreawesome while the rest of us as they drive by in their shitbox that sounds like industrial machinery running.

[Headspin]

My car steers opposite the way it should, is that classified retard also?

[Cunto McFadyen]

Vrooooooooooooooooooom!




Vrooooooooooooooooooooom....ier!

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen

Vrooooooooooooooooooom!

Sadly I think I've seen store-bought body kits that looked shittier than that.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by SnowmanJoe

that occurs here in england alarmingly often. you get dudes you have JUST gotten their licenses driving 90's hatchbacks (astras, 106s, clios, etc) with loudass motherfuckin exhausts, tryin to race each other when they've got less than 100bhp<<<. i dont mind the pumpin beats tho

And those morons that do this in englad are called chavs

[FireStarter]

Fuck sakes... Saw the dumbest fucking vehicle today.

Some jackass wigger was driving around in an old assed Mitsubishi SUV of some kind that was painted some ugly gold color. He had gigantic stupid looking rims on it that were actually so big that they caused the tires to bottom out and rub the wheel wells when he hit the smallest bumps in the road. On the side panels above each wheel he had big stupid decals that read 22"... Like anybody cares how big his retarded rims are.

He had so many subwoofers packed into the back that the thing sounded like a jackhammer and it was all distorted and shitty sounding.

All I could do is facepalm and wonder why anyone would drive such a stupid vehicle and feel cool doing it.

[Trousersnake]

I have a 1987 Holden VL Commodore, about as 'bogan' as you get. When I got it there was a huge exhaust system on it, I was too cheap/lazy/not caring enough to have it replaced til it was fucked. Drives as good as anything new that I drive at work, shit hasn't changed much besides the looks and electronic junk they fit cars with now.

[5.56 SS109]

Originally Posted by FireStarter

I fucking hate all these people driving around in shitty late 80's/early 90's cars that they've put loud mufflers on. Driving around like they're in a NASCAR race with their piles of crap acting like they are the coolest thing under the sun.

Why anyone would buy a car that is probably worth $500 to begin with then dump thousands worth of "performance" exhausts, paint jobs, body kits, and giant spoilers into is beyond me. Most of these "upgrades" look like they were done at home, and generally look like shit. I see these cars all the time with body kits that don't fit flush with the car body, window tint with bubbles in it, poor paint matches, headlights that don't fit properly/don't work properly, and more. I don't know what most of these idiots are thinking... A big spoiler and body kit doesn't make your 1989 Honda Civic into a race car, and it doesn't make it look cool or powerful or sporty... It makes it look like a $500 car that some asshat bolted a cheap body kit onto... Poorly.

Its very rare that I see a modified car that actually looks good and well done. Most of them just look like dog shit.

If these stupid fucks want a sports car, they should go out and buy a sports car. They seem to have no idea how retarded they look driving around in these old cars.

Fast and the Furious pretty much dealt an unrepairable blow to society when it inspired shitbags like that to "hook up" 20 year old economy cars and pretend they are race cars.

[AngryOnion]

Originally Posted by 5.56 SS109

Fast and the Furious pretty much dealt an unrepairable blow to society when it inspired shitbags like that to "hook up" 20 year old economy cars and pretend they are race cars.

I call anyone who liked that movie"The Gay and Bicurious".
I see this type of shit all day long.Kids come in with their shit boxes and want me to "make it go faster".

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by angryonion

I call anyone who liked that movie"The Gay and Bicurious".
I see this type of shit all day long.Kids come in with their shit boxes and want me to "make it go faster".

I'd take their money, do whatever "upgrades" they wanted, charge them way too much for it and send them on their merry way and tell them to enjoy looking like a massive faggot.

[Fuck the FBI]

+1 for ingenuity

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by FireStarter

Fuck sakes... Saw the dumbest fucking vehicle today.

Some jackass wigger was driving around in an old assed Mitsubishi SUV of some kind that was painted some ugly gold color. He had gigantic stupid looking rims on it that were actually so big that they caused the tires to bottom out and rub the wheel wells when he hit the smallest bumps in the road. On the side panels above each wheel he had big stupid decals that read 22"... Like anybody cares how big his retarded rims are.

He had so many subwoofers packed into the back that the thing sounded like a jackhammer and it was all distorted and shitty sounding.

All I could do is facepalm and wonder why anyone would drive such a stupid vehicle and feel cool doing it.

Just heard from a friend today that he saw this stupid vehicle and it had been egged and covered in peanut butter. Apparently I'm not the only one that thinks its douchey.

[Arcade]

http://www.youdrivewhat.com/ this site will make u lolwtf

[FireStarter]

Originally Posted by Godfrey

I saw an 80's Oldsmobile the other day with 22 inch chrome rims. It was fucking tight though. 22 inch rims can be cool as long as it's on the right car and the car isn't 'pimped' to all shit.

Big rims are fine on an old boat of a car as long at they don't make it look retarded. Thats the problem with most modified cars... They look like dogshit. There is the occasional exception, and what you saw would qualify.